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Black Mage
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First person to post in this topic is challenged. Find a second (someone to take your place if your internet connection temporarily fails) and IM me at RochtalAlphkrist.

*throws down glove*

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You sir have insulted me and my lack of IM ability at work. I thereby spit at your challenge, and in turn, throw the gauntlet at you for you to find me a picture of a purple girraffe on top of a beach ball.

You may begin.

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SteveRogers
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I don't have instant messenger. So, I'll just, you know, throw popcorn at you...
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Alcon
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*is confused. Is very very confused.*

"A swhat?"

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Tante Shvester
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I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!
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Every enemy I've met I annihilated!
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*wins*
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So if I just wander in, and everyone's dead, can I take the prize?

At least the glove?

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Nope. Because I re-wrote the scene. The glove is now mine! Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I'll take on the duel!
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Black Mage. I'm insulted. I thought I was the only one who could duel with you
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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Black Mage, I'm insulted to find you are not online.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!

I also know something you do not, I am also not left handed. My name is anigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to Die [Evil]
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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!

Oh, yeah? Well, there's something I ought to tell you, too! I am not left-han-

Oh, wait. I am.

[Razz]

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quote:
Originally posted by Orincoro:
quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
I know something that you do not. I'm not left handed!

I also know something you do not, I am also not left handed. My name is anigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to Die [Evil]
It's Indigo Montoya! For that, you shall pay!
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Actually, Doc, it's Inigo Montoya. Indigo Montoya was his blue-blooded cousin. [Wink]
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Black Mage
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I really wish my computer hadn't died last night. This looks like it could have been fun.
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Yes, many men have blamed their cowardice on "computer failure"........ [Wink]
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Could have been? What could have been?

Try is. Is fun [Razz]

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Tante Shvester
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Black Mage: To the death!
Tante Shvester: No. To the pain.

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I don't believe I'm familiar with that phrase.
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* puts on shiny armor * HA!
* falls on the ground because of the gravity * OUCH!

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I do not think it means what you think it means.

(ack -- late -- meant to follow Brinestone's post.)

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quote:
Originally posted by Uprooted:
I do not think it means what you think it means.

Inconceivable!
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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I'm SO having a duel right now!
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Not if I have anything to say about it!!!

*Waves empty wrapping paper tube threateningly at AD*

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dddddddddd DUEL!

I draw 1 card from my hand totaling my hand to 6 cards. Then I summon the Lord of Dragon face up in attack mode. (1200 ATK/ 800 DEF) and then activate the Flute of Summoning Dragon Magic Card enabling me to summon up to 2 dragon type monster cards from my hand. So I summon the Blue Eyes White Dragon!

3000 ATK/2500 DEF Light Monster / Dragon

I place 2 cards face down. Your move. I have 1 card remaining in my hand.

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I have the undeniable urge to watch The Princess Bride now.

Edit:

Draw Phase: I draw one card. I play Dark Hole, destroying your Blue Eyes.

Main Phase: I then use Monster Reborn and revive your Blue Eyes on my side of the field.

Secondary Phase: I then summon Lord of Dragon and play Flute of Magic Summoning.

Main Phase Two: I use its effect to summon another Blue Eyes.

Attack Phase: I attack you directly, dealing 6000 points of damage.

Your turn.

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As you play your dark hole I activate the trap card Imperial Order to negate the effects of all magic cards on the field and thus negating black hole. I have to pay 700 LP at the beginning of my stand by phase until I choos enot to, then it gets destoryed and is sent to the graveyard.
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Ok, then I surrender. [Big Grin] (I never was very good at this game...)
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Well, that's all fine and dandy boys, but...
*reveals 4 sevens and a jack*
...read 'em and weap!

*takes the pot*

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White Lightning!

Good bye 2 pair + 1.

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*Smacks Blayne over the head with the pot*
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*lights cards on fire*
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hey hey hey, keep away from my 400$ deck. Took me 2 years to construct it through trades and endless packs.
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*lights cards and Blayne on fire and walks away laughing*
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*Summons a real Dragon to eat Steve*
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*lights dragon on fire and turns on his CD player, continuing to bang his head to German heavy metal from my favorite, and yours, Rammstein*
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You do know what the lyrics to rammstein are right?
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quote:
Originally posted by KarlEd:
Indigo Montoya was his blue-blooded cousin. [Wink]

[ROFL]
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quote:
Originally posted by Blayne Bradley:
You do know what the lyrics to rammstein are right?

German?( [Dont Know] )
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He talks about molesting children.
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Not in all of their songs!
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You - You hate - You hate me.

Rammstein sucks, there are way better German deatchcore bands out there. I prefer Canadian hardcore/"emo/screamo" though.

Dlayne - I will play you MTG (but I don't know what card game you reference).

Black Mage - I will fence you. =D

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quote:
Originally posted by Topher:
You - You hate - You hate me.

Rammstein sucks, there are way better German deatchcore bands out there. I prefer Canadian hardcore/"emo/screamo" though.

Dlayne - I will play you MTG (but I don't know what card game you reference).

Black Mage - I will fence you. =D

I like Rammstein because they DON'T scream. They just snarl.
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MTG? Magic the Gathering? sure my hotmail msn is sid_meier@hotmail.com (i get spam as it is so I dont care about spam)
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quote:
Originally posted by Brinestone:
I don't believe I'm familiar with that phrase.

Tante Shvester:
"To the pain," means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands at the wrists, next your nose.
Brinestone:
And, then my tongue I suppose. I killed you too quickly the last time; a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
Tante Shvester:
I wasn't finished. The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by the right . . .
Brinestone:
And, then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it.
Tante Shvester:
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.

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I challenge King of Men, and present cheiros do ender as my second.
:slaps KoM with metal gauntlet: [Cool]

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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by Topher:
You - You hate - You hate me.

Rammstein sucks, there are way better German deatchcore bands out there. I prefer Canadian hardcore/"emo/screamo" though.

Dlayne - I will play you MTG (but I don't know what card game you reference).

Black Mage - I will fence you. =D

It's actually "You have me."

Rammstein rules!

Bangs head to "Amerika".

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As you all talked about dueling, I was fencing for real. HAha
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