Welcome to the Giants Shadow Inn and Restaruant, where our doors are always open. Feel free to enjoy our beds, the comy fire in the restaraunts lounge, the complementary breakfast buffet, the bar, and our new spa/pool recreation area.
Come in and relax. Our ski slopes are now open and you'll love our selection of activites. Remember, we are always willing to listen to your ideas for how you would like to see this establishment change.
Here is our current Menu, food and select items are available on request.
Here is our current drink selection _____________________________________ Ender themed drink selection:
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the tart taste.
::Can become addicting::
Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.
Achilles Betrayal- This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.
::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue:: ________________________________ Non-alcoholic selection:
Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.
Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.
FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.
1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture 2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture 3) Salamander: cherry, strawberry, and red delicious apple blended into a red smoothie of incredible flavor. 4) Scorpion: a sour mix of grapefruit, lemon, and lime. No sugar is added in order to keep that special "sting" 5) Badger: white grape/red grape mixture with shredded coconut 6) Leopard: orange/mango/peach dotted with whole red grapes. 7) Tide: Blueberries, blue raspberries, and red grapes swirled into a wave-like smoothie. 8) Flame: A blend of mango and peach, with just a hint of chili powder to make a spicy smoothie.
__________________________ Caffeine Selection:
Bugger Blend- a coffee made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left.
Children of the Mocha- a simple mocha. The coffee flavor isn't as strong-it has more chocolate than a normal mocha. Good for those just starting in the wonderful world of drinking coffee.
Carn's Cappy- a cappuccino with a minty aftertaste, eliminating the need for after-coffee mints. Honor itself is incorporated into the drink.
[ March 17, 2006, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: Advent 115 ]
Posted by MandyM (Member # 8375) on :
I won't play this simply on the principal that you are spamming other threads about it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Giants Shadow Resort activites and shops:
-Snowboarding and Skiing -Snowcat Tours -Snowmobile Adventures and Rental -Hot Springs, Spa and Massage -Horse-drawn Sleigh Rides
And we also have a Winter Rental Store where you can rent or buy everything from snowboards to souveniers.
So enjoy our winter wonderland.
[ March 07, 2006, 12:34 AM: Message edited by: Advent 115 ]
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
I'll have a shot of tequila, senor.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One tequila shot coming up.
*pours shot glass*
Here you go mr. clod Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Get me some vodka, and leave the bottle...s.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*downs shot*
*demands another*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Vodka strait up.
*pours drink*
Here you go, and a bottle to drown away your worries.
Do you want to tell me whats got you down today?
*cleans drinking glass*
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
I hate Valentines' Day because I never have a Valentine. *gulp*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One more tequila for the young man.
*pours another shot*
Here you go sir.
Are you alright sir?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
oh, just the usual miasma of worries about this and that.
*stares off into space looking glum*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmmm. *nods knowingly*
Come on its not that bad. I'm sure there are tons of young men gathering at your door to be your valentine. And if not there then certainly on Hatrack.
*pours her another glass of Vodka*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*smiles* Here mr. clod, let me pour you another.
*pours another shot*
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Well, there were a few co-workers...but they are just not my type. Besides, I have feelings for someone already, and he...I don't think he sees me as more than just a friend.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
Really?!
*looks pleased*
Well, that's nice to hear. But, V-day isn't really the source of my troubles.
Do a shot with me?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*pours her another*
And why do you think that this person only see's you as a friend?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
oh, I dunno. Wait! what?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*pours another shot* There you go mr. clod.
Try to enjoy tonight sir. After all at least here you can be in the company of others like yourself.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Well, I can tell when someone is intrested in me, and he just isn't...
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
*chuggs whole bottle of vodka*
Get me some Bloody Maries...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*pours her another*
Well as they say dear there are plenty of other fish in the sea.
*smiles kindly*
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*looks around*
*downs shot*
I like how you've outfitted the place. It's cozy.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
But he..he is MY MICHAEL!! *tear* There is no other one like him! He is everything I have ever wanted...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you mr. clod.
*pours another shot*
I'm glad you like it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*nods knowingly*
There, there, dear. Love is not a one shot, one chance deal in life. There are many opportunities for love in this life or any other.
*pours her another glass*
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*downs shot*
Who's that caterwailing over there?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, I didn't notice anyone else come in.
*continues to console AoD* There, there.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*hollering*
Say, Advent!
You got any of those crackers? The little fishy ones? And, bring me another round!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go mr. clod.
*lays a bowl of snacks in front of clod*
*pours another shot*
Please remember to tell all of you're friends about my bar mr. clod. And enjoy you're drink. Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Tell me, where else will I find a hot metrosexual, kind-hearted, shares-all-my-interests-including-my-strange-music, awesomest, Michael? I love you, Michael. Even if you don't read it, I'm screaming it, I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL! PLEASE BE MY VALENTINE!! Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
I shall.
And, thanks for all the crackers.
*downs shot, pays tab, and stumbles out in search of a way home.*
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!!MICHAEL!!!!!!!! I love you! What the hell was I doing crying over a trans when all the time I had been madly in love with you?! *chuggs on cognac*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night mr. clod.
And AoD "remember hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies". So keep trying dear. And remember that you deserve to be happy.
But I think I need to cut you off the hard stuff dear.
*pours her a cup of cofee*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm always here for you dear, if you feel that you really need to get it off your chest (IM).
You don't need to let everyone hear your pain if you don't want to.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I am sorry everyone but the bar is now closing. It will open tomorrow morning at 7:30am MT. Until then good night.
*helps AoD to her feet and walks her home*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*laughs*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I am closing shop so please come tommarow morning.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
*sings "We are the champions" by Queen all the way home*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The Giants Shadow Bar is now open. Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
I'll have a martini, and make it dirty!
Hey! It's after 5 PM somewhere!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Smokey Martini coming up.
*mixes drink*
Here you go sir.
*passes Karl his drink*
Are you alright sir?
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
I'm good now.
*looks around*
Kinda dead in here, no?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well it is early mr. Ed.
Now what else can I get you? Some snacks perhaps or another martini?
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
Slow down there, bub. I'm not a lush! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*starts cleaning drinking glasses*
Sorry about that.
*places bowl of nuts in front of Karl*
Here you go. If you need anything else just ask.
*goes back to cleaning* Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
looks like I found my way here.....
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
*pulls up a stool*
howdy Advent, gimmy the usual.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
So what do you think of Hatracks first and only cyber bar?
*continues cleaning drinking glasses*
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
the decor is nice......seems a little dead.
although I am in here getting a drink at 11:30 on a Wednesday Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well all of my customers seem to like the design so far.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: So what do you think of Hatracks first and only cyber bar?
*continues cleaning drinking glasses*
"Ahh newbies." *finishes martini and grabs a handful of peanuts and heads for door*
"This place may be new, but it certainly wasn't the first. Or even the second to my recollection."
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, but its the only one here now. So its the only one that matters.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
It's not even the THIRD.
It's the sixth that I can recall.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Hmm, but its the only one here now. So its the only one that matters.
The existence or non-existence of any former virtual bar on Hatrack has no bearing on whether or not this particular one "matters".
Uniqueness does not equal importance. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay, how about this. Mine is the only bar that is still in operation. So there.
Now, would you like something to drink?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hey Advent, can I have a virgin margarita? Preferably something citrusy, but... surpise me.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One mystery martini coming up.
*mixes drink*
Here you go mam.
*passes Tinros her drink*
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
If it ain't "citrusy" it ain't a margarita, virgin or otherwise. To be precise, a "virgin margarita" is a glass of lime juice with salt. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
If you want another drink then just ask for one Karl. I suggest something strong.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
Hmmm. My attempt at humor appears to be annoying the bartender. Sorry dude.
*ducks out*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Oh well. There always other people in Hatrack who need a good drink now and again.
Here Tinros, let me pour you another.
*mixes another virgin*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*smacks lips* mmMmmmm good.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm glad you like it ms. Tinros. Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Tinros..... how did a youngster like you end up in a bar like this?
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Advent.....gimmy another Prairie Fire
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Prairie Fire extra hot
*mixes drink*
Here you go. Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Mmmmmm Tinros you gotta try one'a these
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
She's under age Ramdac. I can't legally serve her anything containing alcohol.
Sorry Tinros. But I have to follow the rules here.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
If this bar is CyberReality then........
hey Tinros, I've got a cyber fake I.D. for you
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Oh, I don't WANT alcohol. I've smelled beer before, and it's nasty. It also scares me, thinking about what I might do if I got wasted. I don't like not having control over myself.
Ramdac, I'm a charmer. What can I say? I just get into these places. Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
apparently your a 51 year old carpet merchant
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm not into fake IDs. Sorry, but I'm clean.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Trinos, you have the confidence reqired......much props, I shall leave you in peace. ^_^
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Any requests Tinros?
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
*confused* What happened last night?
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
quote:There always other people in Hatrack who need a good drink now and again.
They appear to all be underage.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
yeah yeah Tom, good lookin out.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
AoD... I don;t think you want us to answer that question. You got a little... wild.
Advent, I think I'll have another virgin margarita. I'm enjoying watching drunks make fools of themselves.
And hey, do you serve food? Like, mozzarella sticks, Spinach and Artichoke dip, onion petals, things like that?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, you got very drunk and sang "We are the Champions" while I walked you back home. Don't want anything to happen to my customers.
Do you need a Dough-boy Wake Up Call? It will rid you of your hangover.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
That doesn't mean they can't have a good drink, Tom. I've been having Virgin Margaritas. Those things kick bum.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
don't worry Tinros, Tom plays "local cop" when he gets bored
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*mixes another virgin*
Here you go ms. Tinros.
Posted by Altáriël of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Sure, get me something, my head hurts. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Dough-boy Wake Up Call coming up.
*mixes eggs, tobasco, and etc.*
Here you go mam. Remember to hold your nose. Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
quote:don't worry Tinros, Tom plays "local cop" when he gets bored
Oh, I don't actually mind the underage drinking. I'm just attempting to sabotage this self-indulgent chat thread.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Perhaps I can get you something to drink Tom.
*mixes a Rio Rancho Twister*
Have one on the house, be careful its really strong
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
s'there a Pistons game on tonight?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Maybe, here let me fix you a new house special the Flaming Formic.
*mixes drink* *lights drink aflame, blows it out*
Here you go sir. Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
*sips*
Mmmmm I like the acidic touch....spicy
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
you should warn ppl not to breath in through their nose when drinking this......
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
my tounge feels like its on fire. Then I taste a low level sour taste. Followed by a wave of sweetnes.
nice Advent
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you. It is one of the many new items being added to the bars drink list. This entire new series of drinks are dedicated to themes from OSC's books.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
*one more for the road*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go.
*passes him another*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night sir.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*begins wiping down bar counter*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Um, could I have a Haiku, straight up?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Haiku strait up.
*pours drink* Here you go.
So, how are you today ms. Tante?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
That's NOT a Haiku. The drink has five-seven-five syllables in it!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Umm, okay. I haven't made a Haiku in years.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well then, I'll just have whatever is your best beer on tap.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, let me see.
*pours beer into cold glass*
Here you go.
So is everything alright ms. Tante?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Yes, thank you. Can you run me a tab?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, I am willing to extend a $50 tab for all customers. But be warned that my business partner will collect on tabs eventually.
And would you be willing to try a brand new drink?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Perhaps another time. It's been lovely, but a little quiet. Thanks, you underage barman, you!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night ms. Tante.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Anyone willing to try one of the new selection of drinks will recieve an extension on all bar tabs. Plus the great experience of trying a great drink. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here is our new Ender themed drink selection:
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the bitter taste.
::Warning, can become addictive::
Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.
Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
[ February 16, 2006, 06:48 PM: Message edited by: Advent 115 ]
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'll make your drink Tante. I hope it suits to your taste. Do you think it's good?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Does the Descolada Delight come in Virgin?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Yes it does. Its effects are lessened, but yes it does come in a non-alcholic form.
*begins mixing virgin Descolada Delight*
One virgin Descolada Delight. There you go.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Remember that you can only have a very limited number of Descolada Delights ever. Otherwise you could begin to feel the side effects.
So enjoy this one to the very last drop.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Oh, I AM.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Good, anyone else want to try one of these new drinks?
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
Got anything stronger than a Dr. Device?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, haven't even created one of those. But I suggest the Regretful Savior. It will definatly hit you, BIG TIME. So what will it be?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*mixes a Regretful Savior*
I have one ready if you want it.
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
Ah, on second thought, I'm probably not ready for one of those yet.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
...How old are you? We don't serve minors alchoholic beverages here.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*decides to drink Regretful Savior himself*
Bottoms up.
*downs whole drink is one gulp*
Woha! Man thats strong!
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
My existence began in May of 2005. Incidentally, I am old enough to drink, just not extremely interested at the moment.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Very well. Perhaps I can intrest you in the unique tastes of a virgin Descolada Delight?
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: ...How old are you? We don't serve minors alchoholic beverages here.
Really.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, we are trying to maintain this new policy. Mistakes may have been made in this departmeant but we intend to stop repeating them.
That is also why we are creating a whole line of Non-alcoholic beverages, so as not to exclude anyone.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but we are closing early tonight. So see you tommorow.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<rattles doorknob. peers through darkened window. wanders away home.>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*flips sign to open*
Welcome all. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
We have just started a new non-alcoholic selection for our younger customers:
Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.
Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.
FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.
1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture 2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture
[ February 16, 2006, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: Advent 115 ]
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I keep peeking in and seeing the joint empty. I'm not interested in drinking alone tonight. But if anyone else happens in (and I would like their company) I might pop in.
And when I DO pop in, I'll be ordering a Haiku, straight up, so barkeep, you'd better prepare the recipe. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'll try.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Tante: try my haiku recipe: I made a haiku Enjoy it, cuz here it goes: Straight up, to your tastes.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Can I fix you a Recolada Reminiscence ms. Tinros?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I had a virgin Descolada last night, so I've had my fix for a while. DOn't want any nasty side effects, do we?
I think I'll have water. And some of those peanuts.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, the Recolada is absent of those side effects. But here is your water in the mean time.
*begins mixing Recolda*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Can I intrest anyone in a drink? We now have a wide selection of both alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks for you to choose from.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros:
Haikus are a drink At the Giant's Shadow Bar I make the best ones.
I'll have one, please!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One haiku coming up.
Beauty can be frail Strength can fade in due time But love lasts forever more
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
That doesn't follow the Haiku recipe.
Like this: Beauty can be frail And Strength can fade over time But Love never ends.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Can I have another, this time with a twist of lemon?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One more coming up.
Ah the wind it blows Snow falls now and forever but The winter never ends
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And here's one on the house
It’s like how it is I realize it myself On each years last day
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
If you just hold the "but The", that would be even better.
I love a nice Haiku, crisp, austere, pensive and soothing.
And you can have a whole bunch of them, 'cause they're not too filling.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
And where is the twist of lemon?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Right here.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Now, can you please ask for a drink. I'm not very good at Haiku's. And I am not making money from spouting poetry.
So please order something.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thanks.
A twist of lemon: the only adornment for the perfect Haiku.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
But the Haiku IS a drink! Vodka, Vermouth, and a twist of lemon.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I know you're not old enough to drink. So I can only offer you something from my non-alcoholic selection.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Dude, I'm, like, 40!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmmm, I guess I'm remembering someone else's photo on Hatrack. Sorry. So what would you like to drink.
(and please no more Haikus)
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
Ah, but you're still young to this forum.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Can I get you something to drink camus?
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
just passing through
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Very well then. Can I interest anyone else in something to drink?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'll have a haiku That I shall make myself, now and it tastes sooooooooo good
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
quote:Originally posted by Tinros:
Haikus are a drink At the Giant's Shadow Bar I make the best ones.
I'll have one, please!
Woo! I got quoted By Tante, by far the coolest person on hatrack.
Cheers! *glug*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, well you could just try a Descoloda Delight, the drink is unique to every persons tastes.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Tante, here's your haiku That you specially ordered From the Haiku thread.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Heres your Recoloda Reminiscence.
*passes Tinros her drink*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*sips daintily*
mmmm so good.
Now where are my peanuts?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
May I get you anything else ms. Tante?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*places bowl of peanuts in front of Tinros*
Here you go
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm fine! Having a nice time! Tinros --> <-- me
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, thats what my bar is here for.
*cleening drinking glasses*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Before I head home, I've always wanted to try a PanGalactic Gargle Blaster. Can you fix me one?
But no ice.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Uh...barkeep?
:waits:
:Wanders out of bar:
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*whips up a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and goes running after Tante*
Wait! Miss! You forgot your drink!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
(I've already left...g'bye!) Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry everyone the barktender had to perform some actions in the real world. And Tinros for your actions I have decided to perminatly extend your bartab limit to $150. And how do you feel about becoming my assistant bartender?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
Advie,
I'd like a frosty Love Bomb when you get the chance. Thanks.
*wanders off to listen to the house band*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Love Bomb coming up
*mixes drink*
Here you go sir
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*taps barman on the shoulder*
"May I buy a round of those for the house?*
*crickets chirp*
"But, not for the crickets?"
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure, and would you like to try one of my newest drinks? I think you might be able to handle it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here is the begining of our Worthing themed drinks:
Hot Sleep- This drink start of very spicy, it then is consumed by a wave of sweetness. A very robust flavor, not for the faint of heart.
::Warning, very strong and not for those who have a low alcohol tolerance. Has been known to cause blackouts::
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
I'd rather not, right now, but thank you for the suggestion.
I'm curious about the decorations. Could you tell me a little about your choices?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, the style is a mixture of curves present in Xenocide time designs, while the Bar counter area is composed of something more similar to the Battle School. A very simple purposeful design
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
you don't say? I quite like the porpoiseful design. At the very least, it's not Giraffian.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you, I tried to keep it simple and yet keep as much room open as possable. To allow for the Instilation of making this a Bar & Grill later.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The Bar is now closing. Goodnight every one.
*shows clod to the door*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Sorry everyone the barktender had to perform some actions in the real world. And Tinros for your actions I have decided to perminatly extend your bartab limit to $150. And how do you feel about becoming my assistant bartender?
Advent, I would love to help you out. But since I'm 17, I'll have to serve only the non-alcoholic drinks. Maybe I could do a "Junior Giant" bar for those under 21? With your supervision, of course. And if this bar dies before I'm 21, I'll ressurect it and start serving the REAL stuff.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Welcome to the Giants Shadow family Tinros.
And I had intended for you to be the minor's division anyways.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Are you opening today, Advent?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*flips sign to open*
Welcome all. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*drums fingers on bar*
Boy, business is slow today. Maybe I'll make myself a recolada...
*mixes drink, sips while waiting for business*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi, Tinros! I was just passing by and peeked in to see if anyone was around.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Can I get you anything ms. Shvester?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
It is kind of chilly out. Can I have a hot cup of herbal tea?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One tea coming up.
*pours drink*
Here you go. *returns to wiping down countertop*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Your countertop sure needs a lot of wiping down, especially since I'm your first customer all day. What in the name of all that is holy do you DO in here when you're all alone that gets the bar so sticky?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, I plan on how I am going to change this place into a Bar & Grill one day. And I just prefer to make sure that my bar is always stopless.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*barges inn*
Say, Advenue! *glances at threadbare rag* Thought you could use a few of these.
*tosses package of new bar towels onto countertop*
Can I get one of those Freezer things?
*waves at tante*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
What flavor sir, Dragon or Phoenix?
Posted by theCrowsWife (Member # 8302) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: What in the name of all that is holy do you DO in here when you're all alone that gets the bar so sticky?
Nothing.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
May I get you something to drink mrs. Crow?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
mmm... what would you recommend?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, the Dragon consists of a orange and tangerine mixture, while the Phoenix is made up of a raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture.
I personally recomed the Phoenix myself.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And please remember that our full menu is on this threads first page, and is updated any time a new drink is added to our selection.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi clod! Hi CrowsWife!
Hey Advent. I'm still feeling kind of chilly. Recommend anything to warm me up?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
Sounds good. I'll take that then. Hold the raspberries.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The Flaming Formic is always guaranteed to warm anyone up.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote: Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.
Um, that sounds dreadful.
I'll have a cup of tea with a shot of brandy in it, please.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One FlashSuit Freezer Dragon coming right up.
*turns on blender, pours drink*
Here you go sir, enjoy
*looks over to Tinros* I told you that business would pick up. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Irish Tea coming up.
*pours in brandy* Here you go.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And might I also recomend our Hot Sleep drink? Its our drink of the hour.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*sips*
mmm... delicious. *sips again* Hmmm, this is the pheonix, right?
whoa! I think my legs are going numb!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Mmm... <warms hands on mug>
Hey, barkeep, how about a little poetry?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Hot Sleep- This drink start of very spicy, it then is consumed by a wave of sweetness. A very robust flavor, not for the faint of heart.
::Warning, very strong and not for those who have a low alcohol tolerance. Has been known to cause blackouts::
No thank you. I'm not interested in blackouts.
Could I have a twist of lemon, though. That'd be perfect.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmmm, let me see
late afternoon water leaking out of the cove
afternoon nap a visit with angels how you snore
between fingers the empty air of afternoon
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thanks!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Would you like anything more ms. Shvester?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*twirls on barstool*
whee!!!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm nurse. I'm nursing my drink.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Glad to see you are enjoying the night mr. clod.
I assume that things have gone well for you today?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Uh, clod, that's not the barstool spinning. Advent pours a mighty strong drink.
Maybe you should switch to strong black coffee.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*smiles fatherly* Let him be ms. Shvester, he has the right to enjoy his drink. Plus I require all my customers that intend to drink hand over their keys first. Not that that matters, he ordered one of the non-alcoholic drinks.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*stops spinning*
Yes, things went well today, up until my legs went numb. And now I'm stuck on this barstool.
How's that grill project coming along? I could use a sandwich right about now.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, we do have a remedial grill in the back.
*goes in back*
Here you go sir one roast beef.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*places fish shapped crackers in front of clod*
And here is your favorite snack.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You know what I could kind of go for right now? A cup of warm milk, just a bit frothy, with some amaretto stirred in, and a sprinkle of nutmeg over the top. And some oatmeal cookies on the side.
Oh, that would be perfect.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
clod, why are your legs numb. Have you cut off circulation, or do you have a serious condition?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Very well mam.
*mixes drink, adds marshmellows* There you go ms. Shvester. Enjoy Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
NO Marshmallows.
<pushes drink away in disgust>
Do you know what they MAKE those out of?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry mam.
*makes another, without marshmellows*
Here you go, and sorry for the inconvenience.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*taps frozen legs*
*looks at crackers*
No, but seriously, have you got maybe some bacon, tomato... some bread maybe? A little turkey?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Ahh, do you want a BLT or a turkey on rye bread?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Um, I think he was asking for a little turkey.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Would you like another Haiku ms. Shvester?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I've barely started on my warm milk and cookies. And I really oughtn't to just sit here and gulp down drink after drink. I've already polished off two hot teas and I'm onto my warm milk and cookies. That's my limit, whippersnapper.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Very well then.
So how has your day gone ms. Shvester? Well I hope.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*rolls eyes*
*clod spins on barstool*
*voice emmanates from a dark corner*
"He was indelicately suggesting that this Bar & Grill might add a "Clod" (instead of club) sammich to its menu."
*clod stops spinning*
whew! I think I can almost feel my legs now!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One clod sandwitch coming up.
*makes sandwitch*
Here you go sir.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Reticulum, my day was fine. How was yours. I spent it with my family. Now it is time for me to sit back and relax before I get back to work.
clod, uh, that'd not your legs you're feeling, that's MY legs. <swats away clod's wandering hand>
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oops! That's my my pager going off! Back to work for me!
See you another time.
G'night!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*sighs* Ms. Shvester, if you wish to remain in MY bar then you will not call me that. And mine went well it was spent on a date with a lovely woman.
And mr. clod, must I remind you not to bother the other customers.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Goodnight Ms. Shvester.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
What am I, the Descolada? 'Tis better to be constellation, then a game. I am far cooler then that.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
thanks!
*narfs sandwich*
tante, those aren't MY wandering hands.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
She already left mr. clod. May I get you anything else? A drink perhaps?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
sure, what do you suggest?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well I would suggest the Descoloda Delight if you want to keep up your spirits. Or you could try something different like the Regretful Savior.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*starts cleaning drinking glasses*
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
hmm... I dunno. What do your other customers like?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The Descoloda is very popular, but saddly its taste has a cost. You can only have so many (ever) before certain physical changes take place. The non-alcoholic version the Recoloda is also popular suffers no side effects, but has a much weaker flavor.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the bitter taste.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
I can wait until you get more customers. How about another one of those freezers - the raspberry-less Pheonix, this time?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One more Phoenix coming up.
*mixes drink*
Here you go. And I wouldn't wait up, the rest may not arive til' much later tonight.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*reaches into coat pocket and pulls out customer comment cards*
*sips drink*
mmm... well, "smacks lips", maybe a few can fill these out.
*chucks cards on countertop*
*downs drink and strides out of ...*
crap! My legs are frozen again!
*dons hat and acts like a hatrack the rest of the evening*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Do you want some help mr. clod?
(supresses laughter)
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*whispers*
no. i'm fine. just keep the wool away from my face, if you could. that'd be dandy!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
*helps clod*
Better?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
yes, thank-you. now, go attend to the rest of your customers.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
......What other customers?
*crickets in background*
Do you want me to help you to one of the booths? Or back to the bar?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
No, no. I'd prefer to stand here.
Really.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Very well mr. clod.
*walks over to heater, turns up temp*
Just let me know if you need anything else mr. clod.
*goes back to cleaning*
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
do you have the day's paper?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Right here
*hands clod newspaper*
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*sqints*
I can't read the headlines. What's going on here today? And, can you gimme a lemonade?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*sits down behind bar, opens up a copy of Treason*
I wish some more customers would show up.....
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
*brings clod his lemonade, and reading glasses*
Here you go.
*goes back to reading book*
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
I think the Grill idea could really help.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, its under construction. It may be done in a couple of weeks.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*whispers*
how do I look?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Um, better. Does it matter as long as you can read the paper?
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*reads headlines, turns to advent*
mmm... no. Just thought I might be in the way.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I believe I will have an Ammersmat. So chop chop, get to it, Advent.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Nope. But don't worry about it. I doubt many more people will be coming in for a while. *sighs*
I was hoping it would be busier tonight....
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*jots on newspaper, looks upon new arrival*
Say, Reticulum! What's a 4-letter word for inquiry?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Ammersmat coming up.
*mixes drink* Here you go mr. Reticulum.
So how are things going?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I want my Ammersmat. You are discriminating.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Thank you. I am good. Query is a five letter word, clod. Other then that, I cannot think of anything.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hey advent, sorry I haven't helped much today. I've been studying. I'm now a Master of Smoothies, Cappucinos, Lattes, Mochas, and other coffee related drinks. Would you like to try one? My personal favorite is the Bugger Blend, a mocha made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left. It's my specialty.
*edit for spelling*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I'll try it, Tinros.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Email me all of the new selections you created. So that I can incorperate them into the menu.
And good work.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*makes Bugger Blend*
*passes drink to Reticulum by sliding it across the counter*
Woohoo! I've always wanted to try that.
*looks around*
Dang, I missed Tante. I'll have to make her one of my Krazy Kosher Key-lime smoothies the next time she's in.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*murmers to self*
"a 4-letter word for inquiry? They've got to be kidding!"
roast?! - no that's 5!
damnit!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Hmmmm, *tastes Bugger Blend* not half bad. I like it; it gets a 9/10. Get me another Ammersmat, please.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Thanks, Ret!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Ammersmat coming up.
*mixes drink* Here you go.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
No prob. Test anything you want on me. Happy to help.
*drinks Ammersmat*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Once I email Advent and he puts my newest creations on the menu, feel free to drink to your heart's content.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Good, Good. For now, fill another Ammersmat up, please , Tinros. You should put the Ammersmat on the Menu. It is a chocolately drink, that tastes like heaven.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Maybe. Our main menu will continue to consist of OSC themed drinks
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I say we vote on it.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
You should try the "Pequininos Fantasy." It's made from the actual fruit from the mothertrees on Lusitania. I happen to have enough fruit right now to make one.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Alright then, pour it on me!
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*fills in crossword*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*makes smoothie*
*passes to Ret*
*crosses fingers under bar and hopes for a good reception*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ehhhhh, it is good. I give it a 8/10. Any other drinks?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: You should try the "Pequininos Fantasy." It's made from the actual fruit from the mothertrees on Lusitania. I happen to have enough fruit right now to make one.
Please email me your list of drinks before offering them. I am the owner of this bar, not you.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I did email it to you.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Never mind
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*fills in crossword*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
That's one heck of a big crossword, clod.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*smiles at Advent*
I really didn't have a 4-letter word for inquiry.
I reckon its a 5-letter word.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I have approved the following of your new drinks Tinros:
Bugger Blend- a coffee made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left.
Children of the Mocha- a simple mocha. The coffee flavor isn't as strong-it has more chocolate than a normal mocha. Good for those just starting in the wonderful world of drinking coffee.
Carn's Cappy- a cappuccino with a minty aftertaste, eliminating the need for after-coffee mints. Honor itself is incorporated into the drink.
And good work. I want you to start designing more Army Smoothies for the FlashSuit Freezer selection. I want one for Rabbit, Salamander, and others. And you will send your ideas to my email before presenting them to the customers.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I want Ammersmat to become a drink!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Until multiple other customers ask for it I will not add it to our selection.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm off work for now, thought I'd look in to see if anyone was around.
You know how when Norm Peterson walks into Cheers, everyone shouts "NORM!"? I wouldn't mind if when I walked in here, everyone shouted "TANTE!"
Just saying.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
TANTE!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
TANTE!
Happy?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*pssssst* Tante, ask for an Ammersmat!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Don't start with that Reticulum, let them choose on their own or I will kick you out of my bar.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ret, explain to me exactly what I'd be getting if I asked for an Ammersmat.
And, Advent, I really didn't intend to call you that back on page 6. It was an honest slip. No taunting intended.
Can I be forgiven?
Also, that warm milk with amaretto and nutmeg with cookies on the side that you made here was so good, that I fixed myself one on this side of the screen, too. Yum.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I dare you to try. I will just come back.
Alright, Tante, an Ammersmat is a chocolately drink, that is milk chocolate, or other inside depending on what you want. it also comes with caramel.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thats okay, just don't do it again.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
Lights a candle on the
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
MR. CLOD! Dang it. Alright let me help you to the rest room.
*helps clod to rest room*
Come on mr. clod, it okay now...
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
TANTE! welcome!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'll try, Advent.
I will not be having a Ammersmat, thank you. In fact, is it OK if I don't really order anything? I'd like to just hang out without having to drink so much.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Tinros! Try an Ammersmat! Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*pees*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
An Ammersmat is NOT alchoholoc.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
I gotta pee.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
again. Sorry, fellas.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
We don't drink while on duty mr. Reticulum. And do not start pestering my Assistant.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Try an ammersmat.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm not thirsty right now, Ret, but I'll try one whenever I'm not on duty.
*puts on sanitary gloves, pulls out really, really strong lysol and a bucket, and starts cleaning up after clod*
I think you've had a bit too much to drink, sir.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Curses.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*pees in the flowerbed*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here mr. clod, I am going to need your keys. I can't let you drive home on your own tonight
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*cheers for Advent*
You're a wise man, sir. I'm proud to be your assistant.
*digs out soiled soil where clod peed, replaces with fresh soil*
*escorts clod to the door of the men's bathroom*
I think this is a better place for you current actions, sir.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Tinros, I want the drinks to have more than one fruit for each one.
Thank you Tinros, I even walked AoD home on opening night because she had to much to drink.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*edit* oops, too late. I'll revise them tomorrow, Advent, it's getting late and I've had a long day.
And could we make hatracker-themed drinks? I think that could make for an interesting section.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I prefer non-fruity drinks. Except maybe a twist of lemon, which is always nice.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmmm, I will consider it Tinros. And you can leave early tonight, and good work today.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*yah- hem!*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Mr. clod would you like me to call you a cab, or will you be staying a little longer?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<moves to the far end of the bar from clod, since he is behaving so oddly tonight>
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
dude. You're on 7 pages now, with a meekful handful of clients. What more can you ask of me?
I'll stay 'till you no longer require my services.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
No need to be worried ms. Shvester. I will make sure he behaves himself.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I just want to make sure you get home alright mr. clod. Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
thanks. how 'bout one of those patenented mixtures?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well, I really ought to be heading home and to bed anyway. Got to go to work tomorrow, don't you know.
G'night!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, let me see....how about a Regretful savior. That will at least stop you from....releasing yourself on anything else.
*coughs* not to mention start crying...
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the bitter taste.
::can become addicting::
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Good night ms. Shvester.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*yawns*
off to bed for me.
See you tomorrow, Advent.
*yanws*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night Tinros.
And remember to get me your thoughts on new smoothies by the next fri.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Alright everyone, the bar is now closing. mr. clod I have called you a cab.
*helps clod to his feet, walks him to cab*
Good night everyone.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
off with you!
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
*sweeps up the mess. scours down the bar*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*flips sign to open*
I would like to appogize for the delay, but real-world matters needed my attention more. Now can I get anyone anything to drink? Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
What could be more important than serving virtual drinks?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, let me think...
1. my date with a beautiful girl on Monday 2. working overtime for a friend at work Tue
I think that sums it up. Now can I get you something to drink?
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
Yep, those are all three more important.
I'm actually headed to a concert right now, where they'll serve real drinks. But thanks for the offer.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Then have a good day. Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Hmmm...a new cyber-bar. Which non-alc drink would you recommend for a homework-overloaded student, barkeep?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I was just thinking, "Where DID the bar go to?"
Then I was thinking, "Why did I just end a sentence in a preposition?"
Then I was thinking, "Boy, I'm chilly this evening. A nice warm soy milk with a generous shot of amaretto and two oatmeal cookies on the side would be awfully nice."
Could I please have a nice warm soy milk with a generous shot of amaretto and two oatmeal cookies on the side.
That would be awfully nice.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Homemade Special for the young lady.
*mixes drink, takes cookies out of oven*
Here you go mam.
And I would suggest the Children of the Mocha or Iced Bonzo. Both are on special right now (4-5 is happy hour).
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Ah, excellent. How about one of those Raspberry Iced Bonzos, please?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hi Advent!
I wasn't sure whether or not to open without you yesterday... what do I do in a situation like that?
*throws on uniform and heads behind the bar*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, delightful! Hi Advent! Hi Tinros! Hi CRash!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Just relax and take the day off in such situations Tinros, no need to open if the legal bartender isn't here.
And here you are CRash, one Raspberry Iced Bonzo.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm not interested in an iced drink. It is chilly at this end of the bar.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
TANTE!
*feels pleased that she remembered Tante's requests from a previous visit*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Tinros, how is your project on the new drinks coming? I am not pressing you on your time limit (Sat) I am just curious if I can add anything to the menu tonight.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Thanks, Advent. *sips Raspberry Iced Bonzo*
How are you doing this evening, Tante?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sorry Advent, I haven't had a lot of time to work on it lately. My flute broke during my college audition Monday, and I've been in a bit of a funk ever since.
I will, however, get to work on those. Like, soon.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Who can tell me the next line in this joke:
So, three Hatrackers walk into a bar. The first one says, "Give me nothing, I've already got a drink." The second one says, "Give me a milk and cookies." The third one says, "I'll have an Raspberry Iced Bonzo."
So the bartender says...
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: TANTE!
*feels pleased that she remembered Tante's requests from a previous visit*
I'm so glad you remembered. Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You can sit next to the fireplace if you want Ms. Shvester.
*points to new furnishings at other end of the bar next to a blazing fireplace* If you want to make an order my assistant will be more than happy to take your order.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*giggles remembering Cheers*
(((Tante)))
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: You can sit next to the fireplace if you want Ms. Shvester.
*points to new furnishings at other end of the bar next to a blazing fireplace* If you want to make an order my assistant will be more than happy to take your order.
*Appears silently next to fireplace in a suit with a white towel over her arm*
What? It reminds me of a baron's castle or something!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*smiles fatherly* Of course Tante, everyone in my bar knows the name of one of the most beautiful women in Hatrack.
*winks* In fact you may be the reason I get so much business.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
CRash, I'm happy and getting happier. Wouldn't it be swell if warm soy milk with a shot of amaretto and oatmeal cookies on the side were to become part of the regular drink menu? It could be a Hatrack-themed drink. Let's see, what would be a good name? Maybe "The Tante"!
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
This drink is excellent, Advent. I will have to come here more often. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester: Who can tell me the next line in this joke:
So, three Hatrackers walk into a bar. The first one says, "Give me nothing, I've already got a drink." The second one says, "Give me a milk and cookies." The third one says, "I'll have an Raspberry Iced Bonzo."
So the bartender says...
I need a drink... Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, you guys! I like the fireplace, too. <warms hands> Ahhh... <dreamy smile as I stare into the flames>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thats good to hear CRash. Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*looks down the bar at the fireplace*
Maybe later. I'm feeling a little warm at the moment.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hey, Tinros, come and sit here with me. <lures Tinros with a golden flute> I just happen to have a golden flute, and was wondering if you could flout it for me.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I am glad you like it Ms. Shvester, I had it installed over the weekend, plus the Grill. So technically this is now a Bar & Grill, but I'm not going to make that official until I have a food menu. I am willing to make anything on request though.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
CRash, if you are going to sit way at the other end of the bar, how about we shoot rubber bands at each other?
<Shoots first salvo>
Dang! I missed!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: I am glad you like it Ms. Shvester, I had it installed over the weekend, plus the Grill. So technically this is now a Bar & Grill, but I'm not going to make that official until I have a food menu. I am willing to make anything on request though.
There may be times when I am in need of a bowl of soup. Oh, and do you think you could have a delivery service? There are so many times when I wish I could send a bowl of chicken soup to a fellow Hatracker.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Ah! A challenge!
*pulls out emergency rubber band supply* *shoots*
Oh dear, it looks like grilled rubber band is on the menu tonight.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote: Oh, and do you think you could have a delivery service? There are so many times when I wish I could send a bowl of chicken soup to a fellow Hatracker.
Maybe we could deliver things to the thread they posted in last.
quote:Hey, Tinros, come and sit here with me. <lures Tinros with a golden flute> I just happen to have a golden flute, and was wondering if you could flout it for me.
Gladly!
*sits and plays sweet, soothing music on golden flute*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, a delivery service *grooms goatee*. I might start that after I have the Bar & Grill beter established.
And I think you need some more rubber bands.
*hands Tante a full bag of rubber bands* Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*nods off to the sweet, soothing music*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*changes into a fast, loud movement by Bach*
Can't have customers falling asleep in their drinks, now can we? Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
My Bar may have only a few loyal customers, but at least everyone of them are my kind of people. Now, if only I could get the Moose family to come here....
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
That Bach sure is energizing!
*shoots another rubber band at Tante*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
quote:Originally posted by CRash: Ah! A challenge!
*pulls out emergency rubber band supply* *shoots*
Oh dear, it looks like grilled rubber band is on the menu tonight.
*pulls rubberband off of cold grill* Thank goodness it wasn't turned on. And please take better aim CRash. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*rubberband misses, hits Advent* Hey! I said take better aim!
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
I'm a quick learner, you'll see.
*shoots rubber band at Advent*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I soooooo love Bach!
Zing! You got me CRash! I've been shot!
<dramatically staggers around in a shameless ploy for attention>
The pain! The pain! Oh! The humanity!
<rapid fires another salvo at CRash>
<misses>
I may end up sorry that I proposed this game.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*catches rubberband* Here let me help you learn.
*fires rubberband at CRash, hits CRash in the forehead* HA! Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Tinos, maybe you broke your flute from too much baroque music.
Get it? Broke -- Baroque? See, it's like a pun!
Maybe I need another drink. Hold the cookies this time, and make it a double!
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*picks up Tante's rubber bands*
Waste not, want not!
*fires them back at Tante*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, you do have more than enough rounds Ms. Shvester. And no shooting the Bartender, or no one gets any more drinks tonight.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<practices shooting rubber bands>
<accidently shoots self>
Oh! The Humanity!
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Ooh Advent, you will pay!
*fires three bands in rapid succession at Advent*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Coming right up Ms. Shvester. Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Oh yeah, I didn't hear you a minute ago, Advent. But I do not regret my actions. Long live rubber bands!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<carefully, and sureptitiously forms rubber bands into a bouncy rubber band ball>
<bounces ball down bar>
Hee Hee!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*ducks all three* Stop it, or you'll get ground rubberbands in all of your drinks from now on.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Behold my haiku! It holds more power than your simple rubber bands!
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*shelters Raspberry Iced Bonzo from rubber bands*
The last thing I need is rubber in my raspberry.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Tinros, I may be falling for you.
Elven bartender: You play a mean flute and mix the perfect Haiku.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
So how has your day gone Ms. Shvester.
*absent mindedly cleans drinking glass*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Ummm, please no flirting with my assistant. At least not while she is on duty.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<looks around disorientedly>
How did I get here on page 9?
Mmm! Advent, you mix the nicest warm soy milk with amaretto on Hatrack!
Long live Advent and his Giants Shadow Bar!
<hic!>
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hey Advent, Heads up! I'm tossing you a haiku. You might want to duck!
Tante, I'm so sorry. But you know I am female. I don't swing that way.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you Ms. Shvester, it is nice to hear that someone wishes my Bar to last more than two weeks.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
My day was the kind of day that makes me want to relax and waste some time in a virtual bar.
And if you don't want me to flirt with your assistant, then don't have such a very very comely assistant assisting you.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*raises glass*
I second that, Tante!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
(thinks to self) I figured my customers would flirt with me first....
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I know you are a female. I am too. But I don't think it is right to flirt with strange men in bars.
And these men are pretty strange!
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Well, guess I'd better get to my homework. See you later, everyone!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<hic!>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*takes offence* How am I strange?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
You have a point, Tante.
I get off work at........ wait, when DO I get off work? Do I even HAVE hours? and what about benefits? I demand health insurance!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night CRash. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You conjure fireplaces out of space bars.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You have great Health Insuance. And you get $350 cyberdollars an hour (not including tips). And you get off work around 11pm MT. So don't complain.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
$350?!?!?!
I LIKE this job!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And you also got a free company car (a 2007 Mustang GT). And I pay for the cyber gas.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You know what? I think I'd better step outside for a bit to clear my head.
This place is making me giddy.
But I'll be back.
Oh, and bartender, could you do something about all these rubber bands littering the floor? Makes the place look messy.
<tosses some futuristic science fiction "credits" on the bar>
Keep the change, bartender and bartender's assistant! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Would you mind cleaning that up Tinros? I have to get the grill started.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*grabs broom and sweeps up rubber bands*
*sigh* this place is just so EMPTY without Tante...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
True. *sighs* But perhaps she can start to draw other customers like her.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*sighs* Where is clod when I need him...
Hmm, I wonder if anyone else will even come in tonight.... *shoulders slouch, head drops*
I hate the slow hours....
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hey Advent! Heads up!
*chucks book at advent*
It's called "Food at a Bar and Grill". I thought it might give us some ideas.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmmm, I'll look through it. In the mean time, I would like you think of a menu using OSC themes.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
SIR yes SIR!
*salutes*
*pulls out pencil and paper*
*proceeds to brainstorm*
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Since it IS my birthday, I suppose I shall grace this thread with my presence.
I need a vodka collins and a tanqueray/tonic, stat.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Happy Birthday, Eros! Unfortunately, Advent will have to make your drink. Can I interest you in something sweet in the meantime? Cookies, perhaps?
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Cookies are good - especially the peanut butter/chocolate chip variety!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One vodka collins coming up.
*mixes drink* Here you go, and happy birthday.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*ding!*
Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip cookies are ready! Enjoy.
*slides plate of cookies to Eros*
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
Cookies, WHEEEEE!
<eats cookies, consumes alcohol>
And now, I'm off to the real world, where my friends are making lasagna and other things, and I have a case of Hefeweizen waiting for me.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You still open?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*taps fingers impatiently*
Oh, never mind. I'll come back another evening.
*turns off lights. flips sign to "Closed". retrieves key from secret hiding spot under flower pot, locks door, and re-hides the key*
G'night Hatrack!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*looks at bar and sighs*
Not open yet...I want to work!
*plops down in front of door and pulls out a harmonica, plays a wailing, mournful tune*
Sigh... Maybe Tante will come and keep me company...
*continues playing jailbird tune*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*continues wailing on the harmonica*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I heard some harmonica music and thought I'd see what was up. Where did you learn to play so soulfully, Tinros?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I've been through a lot, Tante. Glad you could join me. Want a drink? I'm afraid, since Advent hasn't opened the door, I can only get you tap water.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<sotto voce> The key is under the flower pot!
<retrieves key from under the flower pot. unlocks door. re-hides the key beneath the flower pot.>
Come on in!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Haha, Tante, you crack me up.
Now, can I make you a drink? Care for a CHildren of the Mocha? or would you like plate of warm cookies and a glass of cold milk?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well, Advent keeps the drinks locked up.
But I know where the key is hidden!
<reaches up to the overhead glass rack. gropes.>
Here it is!
Allow me to pour for you!
Would you care for a warm chocolate milk?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
mmmmm.... yes, please!
*puts a couple bucks in the register*
I DO have integrity, you know.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Bucks? Oops. I've been paying with futuristic science fiction "credits".
Or does he take both cash and credit?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well, as long as I'm warming up some milk for you, I might as well make me a nice warm drink. I think a nice spiced apple cider would do the trick.
Shall we have oatmeal cookies with that?
<pokes around under the bar for Advent's stash of cookies>
Cookie Dough! Would you rather I bake it into warm cookies, or should we just eat it as is? Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I appologize for the late arival but (real life) work kept me busy.
Now, can I get anyone anything to drink?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Nope! We're all taken care of here! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And Ms. Shvester, if you ever try to get into the booze before I arive then I'll start charging you more. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*begins mixing drinks*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You should hide the key better, then.
Hey Tinros, where'd you go? I'm going to eat up this cookie dough without you.
And can you play some Bach on that harmonica?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Where'd everyone go? And how did I get over here on the top of page 10?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I must apologize for this, but I have to disappear for an hour.
Once again, I will be back within an hour.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<singing>All by myself. Don' wanna be all by myself.... Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
You're not all by yourself! Sorry, I really had to go potty.
I could play bach on the harmonica, but I'd rather play it on my nice Golden Flute(no realtion to the Golden Fleece).
However, I can't eat or drink anything but water before I play, or the flute will get all nasty inside. Quite a conundrum.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
OK. Flute another time. Cookie dough now.
Unless you'd rather have something else.
And if Advent doesn't want me helping myself, he'd better do a better job of minding the bar.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
Darn. I really wanted something to knock me out so I could fall asleep. Also, something for the hiccups would not go amiss.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Hi. This looks like a nice place.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm back. Anyone need anything?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And thank you Uprooted. Have you noticed the Bars fireplace?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
How about a Hot Sleep Evie? Its always good for a knock out.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
mmmmm... cookie dough.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Yes, it's very welcoming.
Umm, I heard you serve cookies here?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
What kind would you like? And we do have a kitchen in back. So is there any foods you would like to request?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Hmmm. Do you do nachos here? Maybe instead of cookies. With one of those Phoenix freezers.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Ooo! Freezer! Can I make it Advent?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure. One Phoenix Freezer and an order of Nachos coming up.
*makes nachos and mixes Freezer*
Here you go.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
darn it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well I already made one, but I want you to start making the next batch for him.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Yay!
*starts mixing*
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Well I already made one, but I want you to start making the next batch for him.
"for him?" Did you mean me? Umm, bartender sir, I'm a she.
*self consciously pulls mirror compact from purse and checks hair and makeup*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
No fears, uprooted. I was mistaken for a guy many times.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*pulling chip with long stretchy cheese strand and munching*
Mmmm, these are good.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry, I wasn't thinking.
The next round is on the house.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I like the fireplace. I'm kind of wishing that someone would light the fire, though.
Do you think you could fix me a Tante Special?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Uprooted, you look fine to me.
Except you have cheese on your face.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*lights fire*
*makes cookies*
I'll let advent handle the drink, I'm kind of tied up with the freezer.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
Hot Sleep sounds perfect, as long as it means I will remember everything in the morning.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
?
Its already lit. I lit it as soon as I opened the bar.
A Haiku?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Hot Sleep coming up.
*mixes drink*
Hot Sleep- This drink start of very spicy, it then is consumed by a wave of sweetness. A very robust flavor, not for the faint of heart.
::Warning, very strong and not for those who have a low alcohol tolerance. Has been known to cause blackouts::
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
The salsa's not bad for a bar & grill. *wipes cheese and salsa off face*
No problem, Advent . . . I mean, I know I don't have a very feminine name.
Well, Tinros, since you've gone to all the trouble, may I have another Freezer please?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Here ya go. *slides freezer to Uprooted*
Let's get some music on in here!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You kidding? Its the highest quality salsa made in New Mexico (El Pinto).
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Tinros, why don't you select the music for tonight.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
hmm... I'm kind of in a techno mood. Anyone object to Darude?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Not unless the customers have a problem with it.
But I preffer Bach or Mozart.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
alrighty.
*Sandstorm plays over the speakers*
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Ooops, gotta run . . .
BRAIN FREEZE from chugging down freezer too fast!
(Tinros, I promise it wasn't the Darude, just listened to my voice mails on my cell and realized I've got someplace to be.)
Mr. Advent, this is a nice establishment, I'll be back I'm sure.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: Anyone object to Darude?
On the harmonica or the flute?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Your welcome back any time Ms. Uprooted. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Um...service is a little slow. Where is my Tante Special?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: Anyone object to Darude?
On the harmonica or the flute?
o_O
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Coming right up.
*mixes drink* here you go
night winds blow on the cabin bed another quilt
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Advent, I'm sorry But I make the best haikus. Everyone knows that.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Then you handle the Tante Specials. I don't want to have to take out my private reserve of good Haiku's.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ooh! A Haiku! Thank you so much!
(and here I was thinking that a Tante Special was a warm soy milk with a generous shot of amaretto and some oatmeal cookies on the side)
Lovely!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay one Homemade Special coming up.
*makes special* Here you go.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sir yes sir!
Here we go:
snow starting to fall On the cold, hardened soil beauty in winter
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*absent mindedly cleans drinking glass*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
That's one pretty clean glass, Advent.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thanks guys. You're the greatest.
Advent, promise me you'll never add Karaoke to the bar.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I am cleaning Uprooted's drinking glasses.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I just noticed something. This Bar has really upped my post count. Maybe I should race Tante again...? Nah.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I will never do that. I am not even sure if I want to add a Plasma screen TV in my bar.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
On your mark!
Get set!
Nah, let's just hang out and enjoy without the competition.
Speaking of competition, have you seen any of those silly-looking Olympic events?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Yeah. I swear, luge is just professional sledding.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Like the "Hundred Rubberband Marksmenship" competition? Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Anywho, Its past my bedtime. See you all later.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Don't forget your keys Tinros. *tosses keys to her*
Goodnight.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
G'night!
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
I fail to understand the point of this "game". How do I win?
--ApostleRadio
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
YES a bar can i please get a Hot Sleep oh and a nice order of fries to feed my munchies
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
It's not about who wins or loses. It is how you play that counts.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Card him!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Coming right up Geekazoid.
*goes in back*
Here you go.
And why do you always do that prolixshore? (the ApostleRadio thing)
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ahh thank you
*pours an entire bottle of ketchup on plate*
uh i think you need more ketchup
*starts drenching fries in ketchup*
Mmmm... crunchy yest whole. The perfect fry.
*Gulps Hot Sleep*
and the perfect drink to go with it. Thank you
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
Two reasons:
1) A long time ago, my email was prolixshore@whatever.com. When I signed up for hatrack, I went with that name, but later regretted it as my most common internet name is ApostleRadio. A long time ago, when Hatrack chat was always hopping, I talked to people in there a lot more than I posted, so people knew me as ApostleRadio
2) I switched posting names after a while because prolix is not really a word that describes my posting style. I changed to Parsimony instead, which goes along with my style much better. I kept writing ApostleRadio at the bottom so that everyone would know who I was. Since then, I forgot the password to the Parsimony account, and since I am lazy I just went back to prolixshore.
Did I win the game now?
--ApostleRadio
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Wow. Not many people are even capable of staying conscious after drinking a Hot Sleep, let alone doing it all in one gulp. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And this is not a game Apostle, it is a cyber bar where you can get something to eat or drink. And just have a good time hanging out.
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
The thread title says game. That is misleading and false advertising. I suggest you settle with me right now to avoid a lengthy and costly court battle. Half a million dollars should be sufficient to cover my mental anguish.
--ApostleRadio
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Easy to stay Awake when you drink 3 gallons of coffee beforehand I was at a party and got dared to do it for $1000 which i won. Now with that Hot Sleep i canceled it out
I'm in the mood of being crazy. may i have a mixture of all the drinks on the menu. Let's see what happens
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well, I don't want this to be seen as anything "really" serious or anything. Its just a way of passing the time.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Advent, what do I owe you to settle my bill?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, about $20.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Dollars? Can I pay in futuristic science fiction-y "credits"?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
All money is good here. But our hopeful standard will one day be Pokadoodle credits.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
May i please get my combination of all the drinks on the menu please
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
If you want to email me any ideas you have for drinks to me I may be willing to add them to our selection. But I am willing to make most drinks on request.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
G'night! I'll be back, I'm sure. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night Ms. Shvester. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*taps finger on countertop rythmically* Okay, if someone doesn't come in in the next 5minutes I am closing for the night.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Fine. *turns off lights, flips sign to closed*.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*flips sign to open* Welcome everyone. Can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Finaly i've been waiting out here for an hour
uh can i get a Bugger Blend coffee so i can wake up a little
Oh and an order of your magnificent fries
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Coming right up.
*goes in back* Here are you're fries and your Bugger Blend. Do you need anything else?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Can you fry me up a nice egg over easy
*Gulps down coffee*
Hmm Mmn AHHH
Man that gives a whallop if you drink it in a gulp
*eats fries methodicaly*
You really need to make a menu for all these great foods your serving
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I am working on that.
And here are your eggs. Need anything else?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
No Sir just eating a light breakfast before work
Can i get another Bugger Blend to go *eats eggs*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
Here you go. *returns to cleaning bar*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender is going on break when Tinros arives for her shift she will serve you, but all alcoholic beverages will be locked up until my return.
Please accept my appologies for this temporary inconvenience. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I have arrived!
Smoothies and coffee now up for the asking.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: The bartender is going on break when Tinros arives for her shift she will serve you, but all alcoholic beverages will be locked up until my return.
Pssst! I know where he hides the key.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hey Tinros, how about some music?
<whips out harmonica and begins the opening strains of "Dueling Banjos">
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*repeats opening strain on golden flute*
Sorry, I'm a law-abiding citizen.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<Echoes on harmonica>
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*adds a little twist and looks at Tante challengingly*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I challenge you now To a dueling of haikus Bring it on, sista!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Giants Shadow Bar-- Where everybody knows your name and favorite drink.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
For Example, Tante... Who prefers her own special: warm cookies and milk.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Advent and Tinros keep offering up frozen drinks in wintertime.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Yay a Haiku compition Can i get a order of fries Oh do you need a judge (not meant to be a haiku don't say anything)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Tante, you're truly great. but... I am much better.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Here are your fries, Geekazoid.
*slides hot plate of fries down the bar*
Posted by Infrared (Member # 9196) on :
Mind if I join you? Very first post is haiku-- rhyme not intended...
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Tinros can you get me a Descolada Delight please (I know you know where the key to the alcoholic bevrages are)
Posted by Infrared (Member # 9196) on :
How about a making a Coca-Bean? Coca-Cola with a hint of chocolate, perhaps in either an under- or over-sized glass?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sorry its taken me so long guys.
Geekazoid, I'm a law-abiding JUNIOR bartender. No alcohol while Advent isn't here.
Infared, ask Advent. I'm not in charge of the menu.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
You wouldn't happen to have any bier nuts, would you? No one serves them any more, but.. *puppydog eyes*
Posted by Infrared (Member # 9196) on :
Now I read it again, chocolate and Coke sounds like a not-so-good drink. I didn't want to associate poor Julian with an illicit drug, so opted for cocoa beans instead.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
bier nuts? let me check...
*goes into back room*
*shout of triumph*
*runs out into bar*
Found some! Here ya go.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender has returned. Now can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?
And good job on keeping the place well tended while I was away Tinros. I'll make sure you get a bonus for it.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Three Cheers for bonuses!
But...
Where am I supposed to spend all these cyberbucks I'm earning? We need a Hatrack Mall...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Does that mean you want me to take back your cyber 2006 Mustange GT (in which I pay for the gas)?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*hums to self while lighting fireplace*
*returns to bar and begins cleaning drinking glasses* Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
oh, heavens, no, Advent. I enjoy the car. There are plenty of roads around here. I enjoy long drives with the summer breeze flowing through my hair, the smell of the flowers as I drive down the parkway...
I just can't find the mall.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Where did all of our customers go?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*cough* Ammersmat *cough* make it a drink *cough*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
No. But I'll make you one.
*mixes drink* Here you go.
How are you today mr. Retculum?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Advent, check your email. I sent you a few ideas for smoothies.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*unlocks door*
*flips sign to open*
Now serving non-alcoholic drinks! Come and get 'em!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I have just added all but one of your ideas to the menu.
Very good work Tinros, I would also like you to try some for Rabbit, Rat, and Lion.
Now, can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*lights fireplace, starts grill*
Hmm, where are all of my customers?
Tinros, are you here?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm here, Advent.
Can I make YOU something?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, let me see you make a.... FlashSuit Tide
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*grinds ice and adds berries*
Here ya go, boss. Enjoy!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*sips drink, takes another sip*
Hmmm, not bad. Needs more blueberrys next time. But a pretty good first.
Now, where are my customers?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Yes SIR!
I don't know where they all went. Normally Tante would at least stop in, but she hasn't been here all day. As a matter of fact, NO ONE has. hmm.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Someone should have at least knocked on the door. hmm... maybe because it's a saturday?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Wow. Haven't seen you in the bar for a while. And what are you talking about? Every one of my customers love the decor. From the fireplace and lounge area, to the new booths I put in place for the new grill. That way the bar & grill can also function as a small restaruant.
Can I get you anything to drink?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Maybe.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Who are you talking to, Advent? I can't see any messages. Or is the Rack glitching?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I was talking to you Tinros. I mean no one else is here. (the maybe because its Sat)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hey guys! Saturday is my Sabbath, so I don't get on the computer until after the Sabbath is over, well after sundown.
But I'm here now!
I think I'll just make myself comfortable.
<sits on squishy sofa near the fireplace>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*walks over to couch* Can I get you anything to eat or drink Ms. Shvester?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Something warm, maybe. What do you think I'd like?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
To eat or drink?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
TANTE!
<---proud she remembered again
Welcome back!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thanks, Tinros. You make me so happy.
Advent, I think I'd like a warm drink to start.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*snaps fingers* Tinros, make sure that Ms. Shvester gets anything she needs.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here is your hot chocolete and cookies Ms. Shvester.
Can I get you anything else?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*salutes* sir yes SIR!
*fluffs pillow behind Tante's back*
*adds log to the fire*
Anything else you'd like?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thank you! I'm fine right now. I'm just in the mood to sip some hot chocolate and stare pensively into the flames.
<sips hot chocolate and stares pensively into the flames>
Sigh.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hey Advent, can I join her staring into the flames since there are no other customers?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*smiles* Go right ahead Tinros, relax and take a load off. I'll take care of everything until more customers show up.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Yay!
*curls up in chair next to Tante*
*sips hot chocolate*
hmmmmm... *contented sigh*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
There's room on the squishy sofa, if you'd like, Tinros.
<slides over a bit>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*patiently cleans bar countertop* *goes in back and starts grill*
*sigh* I wish more peole would show up...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Tinros, would you like some hot chocolate?
Posted by sarcare (Member # 8736) on :
Hey, are ya'll still serving food? I don't have the energy to look through the entire thread, so do you happen to have a menu laying around? Also, I'm on a low calorie semi-veg diet, what kind of healthy food do you have?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi sarcare. What's new?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Wha? What am I doing on the top of page 13? Is everyone else here, too?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
We are willing to make just about anything you want as far as food or drink.
Our menu is on the very first post, but we have yet to make a food menu. So just order what you want.
Posted by sarcare (Member # 8736) on :
Do you have any black bean soup? I'll have a bowl of that and a glass of diet orange soda! Thanks.
Tante, I'm doing ok, just putting off the reading I'm supposed to be doing right now, but I'm a little tired of the subject, so a break is in order. How are you doing?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Don't ask.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One bowl of Black Bean Soup and an orange soda.
*goes in back*
Here you go. Would you like anything else?
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
please, please, please a drink NOW. something cheap, straight up on the rocks.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
ANYTHING WITH ALCOHOL
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Don't worry about the prices here. We don't charge much. And our menu of main drinks are always complete on the first post on the front page. Anything not listed there you can special request.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I suggest the Dr. Device for you.
Posted by sarcare (Member # 8736) on :
I don't drink alcohol, but apparently the Princess could use something strong. I will just eat my soup and drink my soda. Maybe I'll put a quarter in the juke box and we'll have some tunes...
*Puts quarter in machine, selects "For You" by BNL*
Yum, soup!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Umm, we don't have a juke box, but you can request sometihing from our extensive CD catalog.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
Dr. Device sounds just fine.
*rocks out to BNL*
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
*or not*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Dr. Device coming right up
Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
Here you go.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Like I said, you can just request anything from our extensive collection.
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
*swigs*
Music, huh? How bout...
wait.
whoa.
where am i 29oarga $#T34tgtg
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here, you should set down.
*helps Leah to a booth*
Just relax and drink your Dr. Device.
And I am going to need your keys though.
*takes Leah's keys*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
<-- fell asleep on squishy couch
ZzZzZz...huh? wha?
Ugh. It's late. I'm going to bed. g'nite, all.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Good night Tinros, have a safe drive home.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Tinos's waking up woke me up.
Hey Advent, you have any comfy Afghans go with the squishy sofa and fireplace?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
goes in back*
Here you go, have a nice nap Ms. Shvester.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*starts cleaning down bar countertop*
Hmm, where are all of my customers?
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Hi, only got a minute. Can I have a Tide FlashSuit Freezer, please?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
*mixes drink* Here you go.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Thank you much! See you later!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Have a good night. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<stirs slightly in sleep> Sigh.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Are you alright Ms. Shvester? Did you sleep well?
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
iiimmm giong too bed no2w kthx
*drinks water, takes aspirin, and stretches out on the floor*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<gentle, mellifluous snoring>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, maybe I need should turn this whole place into an inn/ reataraunt/ bar?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*looks around, goes and lays down on one of the sofa's*
I'll wake up when a customer arrives. *goes to sleep* Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ahem! This sofa is taken!
Go find your own!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry.
*goes and lays down in opposite sofa* *goes to sleep* Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<stretches. coughs.> Ugh. I'm not feeling too great. Is it chilly in here, or is it me? <pulls Afghan closer around shoulders. coughs.>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*wakes up, goes over to fireplace and adds another log to the fire*
*goes back to sleep* Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Uh, sorry to bother you, but do you think you could get me a tea with lemon and honey. My throat feels kind of yucky. <cough>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*gets up* Sure.
*goes in back* Here you go. Just ask if you need anything else. I'll hear you.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<Sips tea. Shivers. Coughs>
Maybe I'd just better go home.
<Leaves a ridiculously large pile of futuristic science-fictiony "credits" on the bar>
<cough. cough>
<hoarsely> G'night.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Alright Ms. Shvester, I am closing for the night.
So have a good night Ms. Shvester.
*flips sign to closed, turns off lights*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<peeks through darkened window>
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*unlocks door*
*turns on lights*
Welcome all! Now serving non-alcoholic drinks.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Tante? I know you were here just a second ago...
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ahh a nice BAdger Flash Suit freezer would be nice Oh and a Large Pizza to go with it
Sigh it been such a long week Ugh
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*whips up freezer and pizza*
Here you are sir. Anything else?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
No thank you this will be good *Eats 4 slices within 5 minutes* Mmm Good pizza You and Advent should make a food menu for the grill Also just as a suggestion have Advent repost the Menu on this page so people don't have to go back
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
But, Geekazoid, if we repost it on this page, what happens if we make it to 14 pages? It's a lot easier to direct people to page 1 than page 13.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
True I never thought of that Still Maybe just repost it on Every page from now on so that they can order without looking back and forth.
Can I have another freezer by the way I like the new falvors Oh and a small order of fries
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*whips up freezer and fries*
Here you are.
Now where IS Advent?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*starts savoring the flavor of each fry* Thanks *Gulps freezer* Ahh hopefully Advent will come soon I so badly wanted to try one of those Descolada Delights. Oh well... *Starts running around in frantic circles* BRAIN FREEZE AHHHHHHH
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I can make you a recolada Reminiscence.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*stops to answer question. Whines* But I want it to form to my tastebuds *Runs around for a few more minutes* I think the brain freeze is gone Can i huddle over by your nice warm fire
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Go right ahead.
*adds log to fire*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<very hoarsely> Hi, Tinros. Let me get close to that fire. I'm so chilly. <cough.cough.> Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<very hoarsely> You'll be OK as long as you don't download any of my files. I've got a computer virus. The CPU Flu. <cough. cough>
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
My processor is running very
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
slowly.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<very hoarsely> Also, I've got a sore throat, chills and a cough. <cough>
I'm running my anti-viral scan, and having some chicken soup. I'm hoping to feel better soon.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*Opening door, sticking head in*
Did you know your sign says this place is closed?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<very hoarsely> I know where Advent hides the key.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
You don't sound so good. I'd offer you some chicken soup, but I'm sure mine doesn't hold a candle to yours.
Anything I can do for you?
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
*presses nose against glass* *wipes furiously* *eyes widen*
Party?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<very hoarsely> Don't worry. I'm not contagious. Unless you download a file from me. I've got the CPU Flu.
<cough>
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by aiua: *presses nose against glass* *wipes furiously*
The nose or the glass?
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Yes!
<useless information> Hey, I'm post #666.. </useless information>
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Now THAT sounds contagious!
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Just be glad I'm on the other side of the glass yet. Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Tante, I don't think the usual "plenty of liquids" advice would be very good for your CPU.
aiua, maybe if anyone hasn't solved your Babelfish quote by tomorrow I'll give it a crack.
Now I gotta go make trouble elsewhere.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Huh, well I see Tante has already beaten me to it. And she's pretending to be sick . . .
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Good news! My virus scan is complete, my infected files deleted, and I'm all better!
Hoorah!
<unlocks door and invites all outsiders in>
Come on in!
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
You're out of luck. Tante, with her magickal Schvestering powers, already got it.
*performs warding*
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Oy, nice timing. I'm off to catch a plane.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I shall have an Ammersmat!
Join the Ammersmat Rebellion to get it on the list.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Reticulum, who are you talking to? There's no bartender here.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
... *feels dumb* ...
Oh, well then. Anyone up for a Rebelliona against no authority?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Nah. I don't want to rebel. I just like hanging out here on the squishy sofas in front of the fireplace.
Come on, get down off your bar stool and join me in staring meditatively into the flickering flames.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
But wont our eyes begin to bleach?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
No, but if you keep guzzling Ammersmats, your stomach will begin to belch.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<stares meditatively into the flames>
I like it here.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Fine then. *joins*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Do you see images in the flames? Faces, flowers, birds?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I see the smiles of children being opressed. Me conquering the world. 'Tis nice, 'Tis nice.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well THAT'S creepy.
<edges away a bit to the far end of the sofa>
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
What? I wish to conquer the world!!!...!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well, you're not conquering me.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
So you say now, so you say, now.
Would you like to be Vice El Presidente?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Nah, I'd rather just go home. G'night!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reticulum: ... *feels dumb* ...
Oh, well then. Anyone up for a Rebelliona against no authority?
How dare you try to start an uprising in my peaceful bar?!
I provide both food and drink here, I do not catter to violent rebelions in my bar!
.....*calms down* Now, can I get anyone anything to eat of drink?
And the bartender will only be present for the next our or so. After that you will have to wait for my assistant Tinros to arrive and serve you.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
quote: After that you will have to wait for my assistant Tinros to arrive and serve you.
. . .either that, or wait for Tante Shvester to let us in with the hidden key!
Mr. Advent, the sign says closed--just thought you might want to know.
I was just popping in to say hi. Hope you get some nice business for the lunch hour! Gotta go, bye.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Oops, sorry, I see you changed the sign already!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*start cleaning up the joint after all of yesterdays partying*
Man, if you guys are going to come into my bar while I'm gone the least you could do is clean up after yourselves....
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay, I'm leaving and will be back later tonight. So once Tinros arives she will serve you. Until then goodbye. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<retrieves key from secret hiding spot under flower pot. opens door>
Hey! There's no fire in the fireplace!
<peeks around furtively to make sure that no one is watching. pulls thermometer out of pocket, aims at cold fireplace.>
Pyros!
<gold and crimson sparks flow from tip of "thermometer" to fireplace, initiating a merry and warm fire. pockets "thermometer".>
Ah, that's better!
Hey, Advent. How about just leaving the place open all the time, and letting us know when the bartender is on or off duty?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Tante! I'm shocked you would do something like break into the Bar!
Anyway, I'm here now, serving food and non-alcoholic beverages. Would you like something?
*adds log to the fire*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I didn't help myself to the liquor. And if I had, I would have paid. I just came to get in from the cold. You could at least thank me for going through all the trouble of laying such a merry fire. It's not so easy to do, you know.
Anyway, if Advent doesn't want me letting myself in, why doesn't he hide the key better?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'll make sure to point that out to him.
Anyway, I'm not mad, just a bit shocked. Sorry if it came out that way.
And thanks for the fire.
Anywho... would you like something to eat or drink?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Soy milk, please, and some carrots and celery with salt would be lovely.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*pours milk, chops carrots and celery, adds salt*
Here you go. Is the fire warm enough?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Hi everyone. I figured since you were derailing my "bad people" thread I might as well come in and hang out.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Awesome! Welcome to the Bar and Grill! Can I get you something to eat or drink? Full drink menu is on page 1.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
I'd like to try a Flame Freezer -- but please hold the chili powder.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
All righty.
*whips up freezer*
Careful- freezers have been known to cause brain freeze.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
*walks in door looking grumpy
I think my Ex is talking to a lawer. Asked me if i'd ever been to jail and if my driving record is good.
Could I get one of those descolada delights?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Heh -- did you remember that from last time I chugged mine down while rushing out of the bar?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*sips* Mmm, not bad. Thanks, Tinros.
Tante, can I sit by the fire to drink my Freezer?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
String, I'd be happy to make you something non-alcoholic. I could make a recolada Reminiscence- slightly less conforming, non-alcoholic version of the descolada delight. I'm underage, so I can't serve alcohol.
Uprooted- yes, I remembered. Heh. It WAS funny, though.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, indeed! I don't own the fire. It is lovely, though. Have a seat on one of the squishy sofas.
Thanks for the milk and veggies, Tinros!
<crunches happily on the celery>
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
String, sorry to hear about your wife.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Indeed, I will have a recolada for now.
Thank you
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*pulls an Advent and begins cleaning glasses*
Not a problem, Tante. Can I get anyone anything else?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*mixes Recolada*
*slides drink down the bar to String*
Enjoy, sir.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*sits on sofa and whispers to Tante*: I was peeking in the window when you lit that fire. Didn't look so hard to me!
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
*drinks the strange new drink cautiosly
Wow, thats good.
*slams the rest
Any dads in here? I got a girl on the way, when advent gets back we can all have a round on me!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*munches on banana*
Excuse my eating, folks. I need my after-school snack.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Ah yes uprooted, thank you. We were never maried, but were together for about three years before she got all crazy and up in left two weaks before she found out she was pregnant.
I'll have another Recolada, please
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*mixes recolada*
I wish I could make you something stronger, sir. All I can offer is a shoulder. Want to talk? We're all ears, here. You'll find that Tante is an incredible listener.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
excuse me a moment.
*takes phone call
That was my ex's mom, no lawer, just had some questions about my elegability to see her brother in jail.
so thats good news, im not so grumpy any more Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*whispers back to Uprooted* I have no idea what you are talking about. And if you DID see something that you ought not to have, then I'll have no choice but to eliminate you or make you my thrall. You didn't really see anything, did you?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
String, sounds like you are still pretty involved in the family. Any chance you and the ex can get back together before the little one arrives?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*drops glass, catches it before it smashes but not before it spills some Freezer on the floor*
Oh!! excuse me! sorry I was so clumsy. Tinros, can I borrow a towel to clean this up?
Umm, Ms. Shvester, what was that you s-said? N-no, I didn't s-see anything. N-nothing at all.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Sadly, I don't think so. But I do know her family pretty well. We aren't really fighting or anything, just in a ....tense friendship.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
String, just to clarify, are you "in character" or is this a real life situation?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by String: she got all crazy and up in left two weaks before she found out she was pregnant.
You know, I'm wondering if those wacky pregnancy hormones were kicking in and making her crazy. Every time that I was pregnant, I kind of fell to pieces very early in the pregnancy. Even before I got the pregnancy test results back. Later on, I found a new equilibrium and calmed down.
Maybe if you reach out to her, and approach really quietly and gently, so as not to scare her off, you can help to calm her down and find her equilibrium again.
Do you want her back? Would you want her back if she stopped being crazy?
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
HA! In character. Your a real riot Uprooted.
get this man a drink
Na, this is me. Girl on the way, two jobs, and a hardcore addiction to the intenet .
How about you uprooted, does this friendly guy exist outside of hatrack?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uprooted: I didn't s-see anything. N-nothing at all.
<smiles benignly> I didn't think so.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
Maybe if you reach out to her, and approach really quietly and gently, so as not to scare her off, you can help to calm her down and find her equilibrium again.
Do you want her back? Would you want her back if she stopped being crazy? [/QB]
Ah, I don't know. If she asked me to take her back I don't think i could say no, but I've aproached her a few times, and as of right now, everything I do makes it worse, so I'm kind of distancing myself from the situation. Don't get me wrong I'm still around if she needs me, and I've told her that, but as for right now, I'm just seeing what happens.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Ack-shully, Mr. String, I'm a girl. I REALLY need to do something about this hairstyle.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Exuse me miss, of coarse you are.
*Turns around too actually look at the person he is talking to.
Actually I think your hair looks nice. Brings out your features.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Was it something I said?
Get this lady a drink on me please.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<crunches carrots>
String, I am hoping that all turns out right with you and the girl and the uncle in jail and the rest of your anxiety-provoking family.
My son always says that you shouldn't judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. 'Cause then you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
*lifts head up abruptly, shakes*
Nope, wasn't you. I just fell asleep there for a minute, sorry. Guess it was the warm fire.
I don't think there's anyone here to get us a drink. It's OK, I still have some of mine left. Kinda melted, though.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Actually im talking to her right now. She can still jaw an ear off. Won't give me her shoes tho. go figure.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Now she want's me to come over and put a dresser together. I dont know how to tell her though, I have no Idea how to build a dresser.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
It probably comes with instructions.
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Here's a suggestion:
"I have no idea how to build a dresser."
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Admit I don't know how to build/find/fix/change something? .....I don't know about that. I think I'll use the instructions, then if it doesn't work because I read them wrong, I'll just blame them.
But seriously, I think I'll head over there later and help them with that.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Good luck with the reconciliation!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I heard a call for drinks? Sorry, I stepped into the back room for a minute. Or...many minutes. WHatever.
What would you all like?
Posted by Uprooted (Member # 8353) on :
Hi Tinros. I've gotta go. No more for me, thanks--see ya later!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Tinros, why not pour youself something, and fix one of the same for me. I'll buy. Then we can sit for a while and shoot the breeze.
'Kay?
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Well peopple, I've got a dresser to put together so I'll see ya'll later. Nice meeting you.
Thanks for the drink Tinros.
*Walks out the door considerably less grumpy then when walking in.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Good luck! And remember these words of wisdom: "Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey".
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hmmm... I think I'll whip us up a couple of "Children of the Mochas." It's like rich hot chocolate, but with a little coffee and a lot of caffeine.
*makes two Children of the Mochas*
*plops down in squishy chair by the fire*
*sips hot drink*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh......
This is the life.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<takes an exploratory sip> Tinros! You mix the best Children of the Mocha that I've ever had.
So, everybody has a story -- uncles in jail and pregnant girlfriends with unassembled furniture, a virulent case of the CPU flu, and an enthralled snoop.
What is your story?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Mine? Well, I finally got over my ex and actually started liking someone else. And I found out today that the guy I like likes someone else. Ah, high school drama.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Good golly! Your romances are never as simple as "girl meets boy and lives happily ever after", are they?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Nope. I'm a teenager. There's always drama involved. And if there isn't initially, someone will find a way to MAKE drama.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Can I get a happy drink? Something severely celebratory and alcoholic?
It's a good day.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
I'm totally guessing at the singular, but could I have a Child of the Mocha? *shivers* It's freezing outside.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You know what? I'd like another. Can I have some really thin bread sticks to go with it this time.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Can I Please get a Descolada Delight If thats not avalible a Recolada Reminice will do Oh and give me a large side of fries
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi, Geek. I was wondering if anyone was coming by. The bartenders seem to be off duty.
Or passed out somewhere.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Oh so i'll be by the fire call me when one of the Bartenders come
OR are you willing to try and make me the drink i know you know where the key is to any drink PLEASE
If you decide yes i'll be by the fire *Goes by the fire* Mmm Toasty
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well, I DO know where Advent hides the key. I've been wanting a nice warm drink for a while, and I've been waiting pretty patiently.
If I fix me a nice warm drink, I'll make one for you, too. But I would like a tip.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender has arrived!
And since Sting says he would buy everyone a round on him, the next round will go on his tab.
So what can I get you all?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I would like to request that all of my loyal customers (and my assistant) join me in a IM chat on ideas for what you would like to see my Bar/Grill change.
This includes drinks, atmosphere, and other changes. So feel free to tell me what you would like to see change (hopefully on IM, not in the Bar).
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ah! Advent! I hope that you don't mind that I let myself in and started up the fire. You'll notice that I didn't touch your liquors, even though I was sorely tempted.
Since the next round is on String, let me ask, what is your most expensive drink?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I'll have a simple Descolada Delight And also i'll also have two quarts on whatever that most expensive drink that Tante getting
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The Dr. Device and the Descoloda Delight.
And here you go Geeka.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And Tante, since you are one of my most loyal customers I would like to invite you to my IM chat on how to change the Bar.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<--Doesn't IM, prefers to be a barfly.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ahh Thank you Now lets see what happens when you mix the two *Combines them in one glass, Laughs maniecly* I'll drink *gulps it down* Uhh what am i doing here i guessi'll go home uhh where is home i guess i'll leave.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*helps Geekazoid to the couch* Here just rest for a minute or two. You'll be aright in a while (I hope so at least, never tried to combine such strong drinks).
And I'm going to need your keys Geekazoid, I can't allow you to drive home, especially after drinking both drinks.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Um, Advent, not to be a pest, but, ahem, my drink?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Ohh, I'm sorry here is your Descolada Delight.
*passes Tante her drink*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And Tante, is there anything that you would like to see changed? I am open to all suggestions.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Would you mind just leaving the place open all the time, so that I don't have to keep breaking in to the closed bar? And, if I start an account here, can I just help myself to what I like from the bar and grill, and you can just deduct it from my account?
Also, what is the point of keeping the comfy Afghans locked up in the back? Can we just have they laying on the backs of the squishy sofas, so that when your patrons come in from the cold, they can just snuggle up in front of the fire?
<sips Descolata Delight>
Uh, this is too strong for me, and too complicated. Could you please take it back and give me something simpler, instead.
Thanks! Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Can I have something strong? I feel like celebrating!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, I think I'll do that Tante. But I will need to hire another assistant to keep the Bar open 24/7. Is there anyone would recomend?
Hopefully someone who can serve the alcoholic drinks late at night.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And I suggest the Regretful Savior for you Carrie.
*mixes drink*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Carrie, I want to hear you say that in Latin.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, Tante do you have any other suggestions? (consider the others already implemented)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I don't want to be a bartender. I want to be a barfly.
But it is getting late, my days are long, and I'm ready to go to sleep.
I see that you have put the Afghans out on the squishy sofas. Do you mind if I just crash here?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Quidquidne fortem me dare potes? Volo celebrare!
(Eek! I normally go the other way!)
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Go ahead Tante.
*flufs pillow for Tante*
Feel free to rest as long as you need. The bar shall stay open 24/7 from now on and I still need to find a second assitant.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Thanks for the drink.
*cautiously sips*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you, I hope you enjoy it.
Regretful Savior - It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the bitter taste.
::Warning, can become addictive::
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
In that case, I'd best take this thing down!
*guzzles*
Oh, ouch.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carrie: (Eek! I normally go the other way!)
Oh Out of Context Thread!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Be careful with that drink! I made these drinks strong, and I do mean STRONG. SO be careful, downing these drinks like that can be very dangerous.
And since you are drinking I am going to need your keys, you too Tante. Don't worry about getting home, I have a taxi service on call 24/7 from now on so that no one ever has to drive home cyber drunk. (I am very strict on this)
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
quote:Originally posted by Carrie: (Eek! I normally go the other way!)
Oh Out of Context Thread!
D'oh! *facepalm*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Relax Carrie, take a seat by the fire and take a load off. If you need anything else just ask.
And if anyone has any suggestions they would like to make on how they want the bar/grill changed, please email me your ideas.
And thank you in advance, I really appreciate your help in making this a better and more fun thread. Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
I think perhaps sitting by the fire would be a good thing.
*wobbles over towards the fire, mercifully falling onto a sofa and missing falling into the fire entirely*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*takes both Carrie and Tante's car keys*
Thank you. And just tell me when ever you need me to call your taxi.
*goes back to absent mindedly cleaning drinking glasses while also writing landmark*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, what happened to all of my customers?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*stirs*
We fell asleep. Sorry - but you did say we could crash here.
*re-cuddles up with a comfy pillow*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry, didn't mean to wake you up.
*goes about his work cleaning the joint while Tante and Carrie sleep*
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
How's it goin Advent!
woops *lowers voice
Did I miss the party?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Yeah. Can I get you anything to drink?
Oh, and Tante and Carrie took you up on your offer to buy the next round hen I arived so they charged 20credits onto your tab.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Works for me. I'll have a descolada myself. Been waitn' to try that one out.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Works for me. I'll have a descolada myself. Been waitn' to try that one out.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure. Here you go. Please take notice of the drinks effects:
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Enjoy your drink.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I need an Ammersmat. PLEASE?????
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go.
*passes Reticulum his drink*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*drinks* I'm gonna go sit by the fire. Another please.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Don't sit on Carrie or Tante.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
800! Thanks!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*returns to cleaning*
*hums seven nation army by White Stripes*
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
MMM.. That was... absorbing.
Very good drink.
You got music here? Dave matthews american baby would be a great song to hear right now.
(maybe listen along?)
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender is now going to bed. I may be in sometime before noon tomarow, or is it today?
Anywho, I'll check in and serve some drinks. So goodnight all. Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Good night then. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<wakes up> Where ARE my keys? Oh, never mind. I know where Advent hides all the keys.
Wait a minute. I walked here. He took my HOUSE keys, the little nut!
B'bye!
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*rolls over*
Five more minutes, Mom. Come on! I don't wanna go to class today.
*falls back asleep*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender has arrived!
Can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Can I get something to sustain me as I run out the door to a long day of class?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
*whips up a Children of the Mocha* Here you go. Have a good day. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You know, I have been trying to find the other Bars that existed in Hatrack before mine, but I can't seem to find them. Can someone help me find them (maybe the threads creators)?
*goes back to cleaning bar*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender is now going on break.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Gosh darnit, someone needs to stop me from falling asleep every time I sit in the squishy chair! Err!
Anyway, I can serve people now. Anyone want anything?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Something celebratory but not overly alcoholic - I've still got over 4 hours of class to go!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I can't serve alcohol anyway. How about an Iced Bonzo? That's something to celebrate. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender has returned.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
And the assistant is still here.
Can I get you something, boss?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm fine, but I have a new project for you. You can take more time on this one though.
I want you to start coming up with a food menu based off of the Enderverse books, the Worthing series, and the Shadow series. I want this list by next monday (hopefully, but whenever you finish is fine). So get to work Tinros.
Oh, and if I put up another hiring sign, it doesn't mean your fired it means I want someone to cover the late night hours so we can continue to serve our customers while I sleep.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
okie dokie. That's cool.
Plus, if you fired me, I could always pull a puppy-dog facce on Tante and have her take out her handy-dandy thermometer... Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'd never fire you. You and Tante bring in all of my male customers, or should I say you two lure them here with your sirens call.
Keep up the good work Tinros.
We should try to expect a few customers in a minute or two. I just invited eros and everyone visiting Carries thread for free drinks (don't worry I'm sure they will still tip you.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And Tante, I have placed the new key lockup in a magic/lockpicking secured place. So when I take someones car keys or choose to lock up the keys to the Bar.
(don't know how you kept getting in when I keep the only set of keys to the Bar on my person at all times)
And you are hereby banned from using your "thermometer" to break into anything. Especially my alcoholic selection. I know I may not be able to inforce this on you, but please stop okay?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*wakes up wiped eyes* Huh how long have i been here, oh what happened last night
HEY WHERE ARE MY CAR KEYS wait a minute i took a bike here i don't own a car
OH i liked the last one can i get another mix of descolada delight and Dr. Device
Oh and my keys back Um did i miss school while sleeping here
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Yes you did miss school and no I wount give you another Dr. Device and Descoloda Delight mixture.
Here, have a Recoloda Reminiscence instead.
*passes drink* Have a good day Geekazoid.
Oh, and here are your keys. Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Fine *sips RR slowly* Oh can i also get an order of fries Nice to see the bar is now open all the time Where can i send an idea for a drink
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
At RiddickR@peoplepc.com
And here is your order of fries. Do you need any thing else?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:I'd never fire you. You and Tante bring in all of my male customers, or should I say you two lure them here with your sirens call.
Heavens no, You DON'T want to hear me sing.
Maybe it was the magic golden flute. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Whoa, I'm over 700 posts already? duuuuuuuude...
Anyway, I'm feeling sick. Stabbing pains in my stomach. I think I'll stay away from the Bar and Grill til I feel better. Wouldn't want to give anyone another nasty computer virus like the kind Tante had.
Ugh, I'm gonna go lay down...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, close enough. I truthfully don't care as long as you two keep drawing in all of those male customers.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Alright then Tinros, take the day off if you need to.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Yah
Umm do you serve milkshakes if you do may i please have a Vanilla one
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure.
And here you go. *passes drink*
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Gave you a drink idea
Ahh nice and refreshing Milkshake *eats fries* remindes me of a diner Sigh
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
I don't know whether to admire this thread, or laugh at all of you.
I mean, it's not a bad thread.... but seriously, how long can you pretend to be at a bar?
(Oh and The Wenches Tavern kicks The Giants Shadow Bar's ass!!!)
*removes tongue from cheek* Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, I'm not sure that it will go over all that well.
Achilles Betrayal - This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.
::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue::
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Huh? You mean I have competition in Hatrack?
And please take a seat Mr. Moose, the first round is on me in celebration of your new child.
(menu on first page)
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender is now going on leave and will return much later tonight.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: (don't know how you kept getting in when I keep the only set of keys to the Bar on my person at. all times)
Huh? The key is still under the flowerpot, same as always.
quote: And you are hereby banned from using your "thermometer" to break into anything.
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Papa Moose: how long can you pretend to be at a bar?
I was wondering that, myself, and was curious to find out the answer. At this point the curiosity is becoming a morbid fascination.
How about we start laying bets?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
But its impossible to lay bets when we can keep posting until our bet
as long as people make posts in here it will stay alive so it impossible to make bets
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
The way it's going right now, this thread won't die for quite a while. [/out of character]
I'm back all, hi! I think I had the 2.4-hour flu. But after a bath and a good dinner, I feel fine. Can I get anyone anything to eat or drink?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
a Descolada Delight first then a Dr. Device
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Geekazoid, hun, I'm underage. I can't serve alcoholic beverages. Can I get you something else?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Um Recolada Reminice will be fine then sorry for not remembering your restritions
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*mixes drink*
Here you are. Anything else?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
It's late and I'm tired. I think I'm off to bed for the night.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender has returned.
Anybody need anything?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Gulps down RR* Now may i please get a Descolada Delight and a Dr. Device for the road
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
If I fix either/both of them for you I will have to call you a cab. These drinks are far too strong to drive after drinking them.
*mixes drinks in the meantime*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi Advent! What's new?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Not much. Trying to find a date for one of my comedy shows this week, not much else (not off topic, just what I do).
Saddly not having alot of luck finding a date....
*shoulders slump*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
IS anyone willing to be my late night assistant? I am hoping for someone who can work the super late hours. Its not like you have to do much, just hand someone a drink make a little idle chat and go back to your other threads.
I am hoping for someone willing to work 23:00 to maybe 07:00 MT. Your help would be greatly appreciated.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<-- is dedicated to the role of barfly
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Would you mind mixing me a Haiku, stirred, not shaken?
And if you had a little dish of spicy olives on the side, that would be just perfect.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go:
the sky because it is that old that blue October's bright blue weather out to sea blue sky coming into the tree's shadow salt winds blue autumn skies folded into mountains purple shadow
Enjoy.
And here are your olives.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*wanders back in*
Woo! Let's keep the celebrating going!
Can I have something new please?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
That is certainly well-stirred! Thank you.
<sips drink. nibbles an olive. takes another sip>
Ah...
I'm just tense and melancholy tonight. I feel like a Sisyphus, trying to overcome a mountain of troubles, but unable to make progress, despite my hardest efforts, you know?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thanks for the drink, Advent.
Take it off my account.
<Goes off to brood in a quiet corner.>
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I need an Ammersmat.
*SLUMPS*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
(nods head wisely) Of coarse Ms. Shvester.
And here is your drink:
Achilles Betrayal - This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.
::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue::
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here is your Ammersmat Mr. Reticulum.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Delicious!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Glad to hear it Mr. Reticulum. Need anything else?
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*yawn*
Is the bar still open this late?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bar is now open 24/7. The only problem is that I don't have anybody willing to take over the late night shift to serve anyone, so the bar just becomes a sleep the night away joint.
(ps: I do have a set of cyber security cams to watch for unwanted behaviour)
I am more than willing to "hire" someone willing to work those hours though.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Mmm...not for me...I like my sleep.
By the way, could I have a Recolada Reminiscence, please?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure, here you go.
*passes drink*
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Thank you. That hits the spot, all right.
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
How bout some of that hot sleep? I could use a little memory erasal of my own right now.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I need another Ammersmat. Boy, do I.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm going to need your car keys first.
*takes car keys* Thank you.
And here is your drink.
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*looks on in mild amusement at the legal-age drinkers*
I wish I was old enough to have my car keys taken away. Of course, I also wish I was old enough to have car keys.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure mr. Reticulum, here is your drink.
Tell me, how is your day going?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*laughs at inside joke about a lepracahn (sp?) and a priest who enter a bar.
*Drinks*
I am well, I am well.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
That is good to hear.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
You should visit my new thread. It is the most interesting I have ever created.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
(NOT advertising)
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
The one about the dinky little island?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*goes back to cleaning drinking glass*
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Are you just cleaning the same glass over and over, Advent? They all look the same to me....
*squints at drinking glass*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I sell at least 12 or 13 drinks a night, so I clean them and relax while I wait for a customer to order.
I have been found doing it so often that my assistant Tinros termed it "pulling an Advent"
(chuckles to self)
Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
*shrugs* I'm so lazy, I'd probably go with the dishwasher method myself...
But I gotta admit, there's just something so... Western about hand-cleaning.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
That is exactly why I do it. I just find that it relaxes my customers a little too.
And I'm going to bed, so goodnight all. Posted by CRash (Member # 7754) on :
Goodnight, I think I'll follow your lead.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<stops brooding in her solitary corner>
I've got to stop brooding all night. It's already time for me to go to work.
Still, sometimes a good all-night brood can hit the spot, though. Wish this was one of those times.
<Helps self to some orange juice and coffee, from the courtesy continental breakfast table>
Hey, Advent! Good move with the complimentary continental breakfast for patrons who have crashed for the night in your bar.
Ooh! <takes a croissant for the road>
Mmmm...croissants.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You are very welcome Ms. Shvester.
And can I get anyone something to eat or drink?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*becomes aggitated*
WHERE ARE MY BLOODY CUSTOMERS!!! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*lights fireplace, starts grill*
Hmmm, now if only I had some customers....
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I was just waiting for the bartender to come in.
Hi Advent. What do you have to cheer a beleagered Tante?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, how about a Descoloda Delight?
*mixes drink.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Um, it is a little too strong and too complicated for me, actually. I'd prefer something simple, serene, soothing. Not too strong, not too sweet, no bizarre side effects.
<perches on squishy sofa, snuggles under comfy Afghan, and relaxes in front of the fire>
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmmm, how about a virgin Strawberry Daiquiri?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Tante, make sure that's the right kind of Afghan. THe last time I fell asleep on the couch someone threw the wrong Afghan over me. It smelled a little like camels and kept shouting, "Death to Americans! Al Qeada!" I could hardly sleep for it.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Advent, a virgin strawberry dacquiri is still too sweet and complicated. I guess I'll just go with my regular drink, with the oatmeal cookies on the side.
And no, it is the peaceful kind of Afghan. I did't even know that you kept the other kind in the bar.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I think the person who put it on me was drunk. Maybe it was THEIRS, I don't know.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Really? I just thought both of you were sleeping on Afgans (the dogs).
*laughs* Okay, I'm good now.
Get back to work Tinros. If we don't get any customers for a while, then I want you to start working on your assignment. We need more drinks and even more important more food choices.
So get to it! I don't pay you all that money for nothin.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay, I'm going on break. Tinros take over while I'm gone.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
okay.
*polishes already clean drinking glass*
What? No one's had a drink, so they're all clean.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ah a nice drink after a hard day would be nice Tinros any suggestions oh and with whatever you give me can i have an order of fries
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'd suggest a Tide Freezer. The weather around here has been unusually warm. Or maybe the fire's too big. Whichever. Would you like one?
*starts warming up frier while waiting for answer*
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Gladly and can i use one of those Afgans while i wait for the drink to be made along with my order of fries
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
You want an Afgan? As in the dog? or an Afghan, as in the blanket?
*mixes drink, fries fries*
Here's your drink and food, sir.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
How about both *sips Freezer* ahh nice and chilling
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm back. And I don't think we have any Argans (the dogs).
*mixes a Descoloda Delight for himself*
Ahh, now dats a good drink! Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Is anyone up for a dance competition?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, not me. Tinros, Tante, how about you guys?
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
*stretches*
C'mon, guys!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Oh Advent now that your here can i please get a Descolada delight and a Dr. Device *Gives Keys* I'll probably crash right here after i have it
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Cool. *takes keys*
And here is your drink.
You know I may have to create a stronger drink just for you.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Gulps drink down* Mmmmmmmmmmm *Looks around* Umm where am i, and who am i, Boy am i Tired Oooh an Afghan *Lies down and relaxes, falling into a nice sleep*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*clap, clap*
Tinros, make sure Geeka is comfy.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*absent mindedly cleans drinking glass*
Hmm, sure is a slow night...
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Alright, alright, I'm back. But only for a bit - I've still got a crapload to do tonight.
So how's about something relaxing but not sleep-inducing?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, how about a Tide FlashSuit Freezer or a Iced Bonzo?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
I'll try the FlashSuit thingy, though I really hope it doesn't have laundry detergent in it... Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go.
Tide: Blueberries, blue raspberries, and red grapes swirled into a wave-like smoothie.
Enjoy.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Mmm... yummy.
*retires to a comfy sofa with Euripides so as to kill two birds with one stone*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Alright, the bartender is headed for bed. So goodnight everyone.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
*looks in window*
Anyone home?
*lights a smoke and waits patiently ouside*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<as I'm passing by, on my way to elsewhere>
Doors open, String. But there's no bartender on duty.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Morning, Tante. Thanks for the info. Have a good day. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I do believe that there is a complimentary continental breakfast laid out, for customers who have slept it off in the bar. Help yourself!
B'bye!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Yoo Hoo! Anyone around?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Grogily wakes up* Ahh nice bed HEy where am i Oooh continental breakfast is it snowing outside? cool *starts golbling down continental breakfast* Wait isn't it past lunch time Oh well
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Uh, Geek, not to offend, but you may want to freshen up a bit. There is some mouthwash, I'm sure, in the lavoratory.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ok its a good thing i always carry a tooth brush *goes to freshen up*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<begins brewing a fresh pot of coffee>
Hmmm, this place is beginning to look a bit messy.
<fluffs and folds Afghans, sweeps up ashes from fireplace, wipes up crumbs from remains of continental breakfast, sweeps up the floor, throws open a window for ventilation>
Ah! Much better!
<pours a cup of coffee>
Mmmm...perfect!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*comes out all freshened up* Ahh um Tante can you poor me a cup as well
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Man! I didn't realize how cold it is out!
<shuts window>
<lays kindling in fireplace, checks for patency of chimney flue, and kindles the fire in the traditional manner>
It is nice to take a break from the day with a fresh cup of coffee in front of the fireplace.
Here's yours, Geek. Cream and sugar?
<settles in on squishy sofa>
Ahhh
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ahh nice and relaxing when do you think advent will be back
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You never can tell with Advent.
Mind tossing a log on the fire?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Sure *Tosses log* So hows your week been going Tante
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I didn't come here to cry in my beer, I came to escape. But now that you bring it up, well, oh, I don't want to talk about it.
<stares broodily into flames>
Sorry I'm such a downer. Life is getting kind of challenging for this Shvester, right about now.
Sigh.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Oh didn't want to open up any scars my bad hey i just came here for the best drinks on this side of cyberspace
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
No scars, no scars. Just fresh injury. But, no fault of yours, and I am appreciating your company.
<Drains dregs of coffee from cup>
I'll just leave this in the bar sink for Advent. He has this weird OCD compulsion to wash and polish glasses.
You know, I don't want to go and do any more today -- I'll just spend the remainder of the day brooding in front of the fire.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Sorry about that but i slept through half the day in here so i'm going to go out for a little bit and then i'll be back once advents here to get some good drink
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The bartender has arived. Sorry for the late arrival, but I had to work late.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*sneaks up behind Tante...*
(((((((((Tante)))))))))
Ha! Gotcha!
Can I get you anything to make you feel better?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Tinros, how is your assignment coming?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm working, Advent, but I've been sick, and I've been overloaded with homework. I have a few things, though, and they're coming along nicely.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry to hear that. But I just wanted an update on how it was coming, you can go lay back down if you need to.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Here and needing something strong, please.
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Hi there, any hot potato skins calling my name?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
I guess I'll just make myself at home. sour cream, cheese, *ohh scallions*, bacon *even the real stuff*, tomatoes
Put them under the broiler...mmmm mmmm good.
Anyone want to share?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: *sneaks up behind Tante...*
(((((((((Tante)))))))))
Ha! Gotcha!
Can I get you anything to make you feel better?
((((((((Tinros))))))))
Right back at you!
I'd like a warm soy milk and chamomile tea with a sprinkle of nutmeg on top.
<broods some more by the fire>
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
And hi Advent, Tinros, Carrie and Sweetbabboo!
Wanna play a game?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Sorry to hear you've been sick, Tinros, there seems to be a lot of that going around the neighborhood.
Did you try running a Norton or McAfee Anti-virus scan? That might help.
Or some chicken soup.
Or both.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ahh back from the confines of work now i will relax by the fire *Lies down and gets confy*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi, Geeky! Wanna play a game?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
quote:Originally posted by sweetbaboo: I guess I'll just make myself at home. sour cream, cheese, *ohh scallions*, bacon *even the real stuff*, tomatoes
Put them under the broiler...mmmm mmmm good.
Anyone want to share?
Yes. I shall munch and drink and watch you play a game. Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
I'll play Tante. What do you have in mind?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Let's see...Charades?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
All righty, you go first
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*holds up one finger (to indicate one word), and taps two fingers on the forearm (to indicate two syllables), acts out removing a cap and hanging it up*
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
enter?
welcome?
friendly?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Hatrack obviusly(Sp) I'll keep watching
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*moves hands from floor to about 66 inches high, to indicate and imaginary prop of that height. pantomimes removing a fedora from the head and placing it on the imaginary prop.*
*looks pointedly at sweetbaboo*
Enter? Huh?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Oh duh! Now I feel lame! Ok, your turn Geeka and I'll try to get with it here.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hatrack! That's right, Geeky! Of course!
Now who wants to take the next turn?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
I thought "enter" because you'd take off your hat and hang it up when you enter...ok, I'm thinking too hard here, watch out, I might blow a fuse.
Geeka was correct right?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Right.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Nah i'm not good at charades someone else can go in my stead
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
SweetB, do you want to take a crack at it?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
I guess I'll take my turn but now I'm intimidated because of the first try being so awful...here goes...
*holds up peace sign to indicate 2 words, turn one finger around to show first word, taps one finger against forearm to show one syllable*
*touches the little buttons I am typing on*
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Keys
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
keys?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
buttons
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Yep, key is the first word
*holds up peace sign with fingers facing inward to show second word, taps forearm with one finger to signal one syllable*
*points to gold band on 4th finger of left hand*
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
key ring
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
isn't that one words keyring like that
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Ding, ding, ding. You got it.
Willing to try yet Geeky? If I can do it, surely you can! Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Geeky, you're good at charades. Why don't you try the next one?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Nope I checked it in Word because originally I was doing keyhole...heh heh.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Sure
*Holds up two fingers to indicate 2 words, shows 1 finger for the first word*
*starts to pretend write on the table*
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
draw?
Student?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
write? right?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*shakes head no and contiues fake writing furiusly then starts pointing at the hand fake writing*
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
left?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
writing?
handwriting?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
pen? pencil?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
*Awww Sweet Home Alabama is on tv, I love this show.
Back to game, how about cramp?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*shakes head no again points at the hand writing with big gestures and goes back to fake writing*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
If the answer is "Sweet Home Alabama", I'll fall over in astonishment.
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Sorry, I got sidetracked while I was waiting for the response from Geeky.
print? cursive?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, I'm stumped. Try something else to help us guess it.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Writer?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*shakes head yes to tante and uses hand signals to show it was earlier*
*shows two fingers to represent second word, taps forarm 3 times to show 3 sylables*
*Takes the hand that used to be writing and starts making giant circles around the other hand, then he takes the hand out looks at it and goes too writing, pointing at the hand that had moved in circles*
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
*side note again, I'm kind of worried about Advent. It seems like he left after I wrote in his landmark , I hope he's ok.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Was the first word "pen"?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
writer's cramp
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Shakes head no , but shows symbols representing to say that it was in the same post*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
*side side note. Sometimes Advent has a real life.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
pencil?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Sometimes... Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Shakes head yes* *Shows symbol for second word and goes back to doing motions said in post above*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ah! Pencil Sharpener! <jumps up and down, excitedly, as folk are wont to do while playing charades>
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Oh good one!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
All this charading has made me thirsty.
Anyone up for a refreshing beverage?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Correct now you go again Tante
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm thirsty. I'm fixing myself a drink.
<looks to see what Advent has behind the bar>
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
CAn you get me a drink as well
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Good golly, what doesn't he have behind the bar?
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Oh, excuse me. *takes a cell phone call*
Kid needs me (I have one that is having a hard time going to bed on her own).
I'll have to pass on that drink Tante, but thanks anyway. I'll see you two later.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You know, I think I'll just make us all a nice pot of tea, and we can all have some together.
Cream or lemon?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Cream for me
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Enjoy!
I like sipping a nice cup of tea in front of the fireplace.
Just leave the dirty teacups in the sink for Advent. For some reason, he really enjoys washing and polishing them.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*wanders in and grabs a cuppa*
I see the charades went smashingly. Good work on the guessing, all
I'm going to make cookies - I'll see what I can do to bring some over.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I will *Sips tea and relaxes by the fire* Ahhhhh
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oatmeal cookies?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I need an Ammersmat, 6 kilos of Arsenic and a rabid monkey...Stat!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
there's no bartender here right now
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I still need a rabid monkey and six kilos of Arsenic.
God I hate the metric system!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
You may be in the wrong place for rabid monkeys and arsenic.
Can I interest you in a cup of tea?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Splendiferous! Fantabulous! Good'o'riffic! Horrood! Fantabugood!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Well, enjoy.
Leave your dirty cup in the sink; Advent enjoys cleaning them.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
[too much info]Tante, I can't have soup. I have a stomach bug. Bad stomach bug. And it's not coming out the top. [/too much info]
On a good note, I'm feeling much better. CSI was pretty good tonight. Sorry I can't stay long- I have school in the morning(TGIF), and I get up pretty early on Fridays to joi a friend of mine for a donut before class starts.
However, I'll just whip up a round of Milk and warm oatmeal cookies on me. And some chocolate chip cookies for those who don't like oatmeal.
*whips up milk and cookies*
Enjoy, all, see you tomorrow!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ahh chocholate chips *TAkes a bite* Ahh soft yet crispy and perfect in milk Yes
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Thanks, Tinros.
Stick to clear liquids until your symptoms have abated.
And avoid dairy for a couple of days after that.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
do you want to contiue our game of charades
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Let's try a new game this time. Do you have any suggestions?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Hmmmmm Nope i can't think of any and i'm going to sleep in a few minutes anyway so lets just enjoy the fire.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<tosses Geeky a comfy Afghan>
<snuggles up under own comfy Afghan>
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*takes afghan*
*GEts cozy*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<awakens, stretches, rises>
Well, I'd better go home to shower and change and get ready for work.
You know, Advent, for someone who prides himself on the cleanliness of his glasses, you sure are accumulating quite a pile of dirty dishes in your bar sink.
B'bye!
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
*walks in and eats some free breakfast.*
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Wow, I've been eating breakfast for 2 hrs.
I'd better leave some for some other patrons.
*leaves tip on counter*
*tip reads: Don't get a third shift job, nobody is at the bar when you get out of work* Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*also comes in for the free breakfast*
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Good pastries - my compliments to the chef.
*leaves to teach the ignorant for yet another day*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
See, now this is why I need another assistant to watch my bar when I'm gone.
(HOLY MOTHER OF @#$! 21 pages! I figured I'd have to let my bar die after the first week! Thank you all for keeping my bar alive, especially you Tante)
I am so glad to see that my bar really has become a place where Hatrackers can get together and get to know one another. *overjoyed that plan worked*
Now, can I get anyone anything to eat or drink? *starts cleaning drinking glasses absent-mindedly*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry to have to take back off again so soon after finally returning, but I have a my best friend needs me to help him out with a problem. So until I come back, have a great day all of you.
Oh, and I have installed a cyborg bartender to cover for me today. SO if you need drinks he shall silently make them for you upon request.
Bye Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<Enters bar and peeks about to see who is around>
A cyborg bartender? What the...?
<Discretely slips wand, um, "thermometer", out of pocket, and vaguely gestures in the direction of the fake bartender. pockets "thermometer".>
Oh! He seems to be not functioning anyway.
<dons chef's hat and gets busy in the kitchen whipping up a light lunch. puts on the kettle to boil for tea.>
Let's see, are there any crumpets? Yes!
<sits at table, daintily places napkin in lap, and begins eating scrambled egg, sliced pear and buttered crumpet. Sips tea.>
Perfect! My compliments to the chef!
<giggles>
<shifty eyed glance around bar. wields "thermometer" and points in the direction of the fireplace>
Pyros!
<pockets "thermometer">
Lovely fire! My compliments to the fire-layer!
<giggles>
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Hi Tante. You seem to be in a good mood today with all that giggling.
*sits on braided rug on near the fire* Ohh! That fire feels good on a chilly day like today.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Wakes up after another 17 hour sleep* Ahh a nice sleep Tante are you willing to make me some coffee
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Ohh! That fire feels good on a chilly day like today.
Doesn't it, though.
Can I offer you a cup of tea? Or something else? The cyborg bartender seems to be on the fritz.
Here's your coffee, Geek. Cream and sugar are at the end of the bar.
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
Hi Geeky! I was wondering what that lump was in the corner. I'd offer to make you coffee but I've never made it before and I have a feeling that it wouldn't taste very good. I can make a mean cup of hot chocolate though.
Tante, you ought to have Advent give you a raise.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*grogely drinks coffee* ahh that feels better what a beautiful fire on a cold day like today
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, I don't work here. I'm just the resident barfly. I seem to have made myself at home, though. I just leave the dirty dishes for Advent, so he has something to do when he drops by.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Let's have a show of hands.
How many Hatrackers have dropped in to see what in the world has kept this thread going for 21 whole pages, glanced through, and shook their heads in disgust at the obvious answer -- "Absolutely nothing!"
Posted by sweetbaboo (Member # 8845) on :
*stretches and yawns*
I guess it's time to head home and pick the kids up from school. I hope everyone has a great weekend.
*slowly walks to door*
See ya.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
I just got promoted...... drinks are on me!!
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Tante, what'chu want
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
welp I'm off to a RL bar to celebrate!!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I've got to run, too, and make Shabbos. I'll take a raincheck on that drink, though, Ramdac.
<gestures vaguely on my way out the door>
Oh, and it looks as if the cyborg bartender is functonal, again.
B'bye, and Gut Shabbos!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
TANTE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CYBORG BARTENDER?!
Did I forget to mention he overloads if customers try to flirt with him? .....Tante, you didn't?! Did you?
Oh well, theres a butt load of money down the drain....
Hmm, why are there so manyt dirty glasses? *strats absent-mindedly cleaning drinking glasses*
I really wish I knew how my bar has lasted this long. What I really wish is that some of the "old guard" (aka long time Hatrackers) would come an visit my bar. But it seems like that ain't going to happen unless they want to tell me I'm doing something wrong.
*shoulders slump* *sigh* Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*listens to Green Day while cleaning tons of dirty drinking glasses*
I just realized something, didn't I forbid Tante from using that "theremometer in my bar? TANTE! Dang it!
*shakes head* Maybe I should just save myself the trouble of trying to punish her and just make her one of my assistants. After all she seems to help herself to enough of my drink selection when I am absent.
Tante, whether you like it or not you will now recieve a assistant bartender wage of $400 cyber-dollars an hour and have a new car of your choice. Your duties will require you intermentedly fix drinks, talk to customers, and test the comfort level of the new beds and couches. So get to work Tante, I want those beds tested ASAP.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Can I have a Descolada Delight?
V-Day isn't that bad, unless you're like me- I broke my leg and was in a leg cast that went past my knee. But the guy I like was carrying my stuff Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Can I have a Descolada Delight?
V-Day isn't that bad, unless you're like me- I broke my leg and was in a leg cast that went past my knee. But the guy I like was carrying my stuff Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*wanders back in*
Hey, when was the last time you looked at my member number? Sure, I'm no 10000+ post maniac, but I've been here forever, man.
Pass me something severely alcoholic so that I can forget about not being able to see Galactica tonight.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Any way I could test those couches? Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Wanders in* Give me a Descolada Delight and a Flashsuit freezer the flavor doesn't matter
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here are your drinks everyone, enjoy. And welcome to the new and improved Giants Shadow Resort.
I also must appologize but I really have to get to class, bye.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Mmmmmm, this is so good. Wait a minute? When did I get so tall?!?!?
*silently schooches closer to the cyborg*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Advent! You were wrong it's 22 pages now!!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Anyone here?
*helps herself to the peanuts*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I guess it's just you and me cyborg.
*cleans the bar out of boredom*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I guess it's just you and me cyborg.
*cleans the bar out of boredom*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I guess it's just you and me cyborg.
*cleans the bar out of boredom*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Whoops, ADD just kicked in again
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
*walks in* hmmm...never really been in here yet....nice atmosphere. Wheres the bartender? *Hits a stool and starts sharing the peaunuts*
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
The bartender's that Borg-looking fellow waiting patiently behind the bar, I think.
He's no good, though - I've not gotten a drink in hours...
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Hey...hey borgie...over here....hows about some jack....hey...*throws peanut*...hell...
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Hey! Stop picking on him!
I'll get you a drink, what'll it be?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Actually, Jeesh, the Bartender's Assistant is here now. I'm underage, though, so if you want alcohol, you'll have to ask the Borg.
I AM, however, good for light conversation.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Good thing too, I don't think I'm allowed to wash Advent's dishes.
Borgie over there is broken, I think he needs a brain.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
hmmmm... Anyone seen a yellow brick road anywhere around here?
*starts cleaning glasses*
Can I get you something, Jeesh?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
What do you recommend?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*rolls in a TV, plays the Wizards of Oz*
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Im sitting in a coffee shop with my computer posting in a bar.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
And i need a drink. Put some batteries in borgie and have him get me some vodka. mix it with vanilla coke if ya got any.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Its friday night and i am at the end of my rope. but thats what bars are for....
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Nice, maybe Tinros can get you something, or maybe Advent can come back.
*sings* Follow the yellow brick road Follow the yellow brick road follow follow follow follow Follow the yellow brick road
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*tries to fix borgie*
c'mon please work for me *smiles sweetly at borgie*
Yes!!! Borgie is up and running!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Anyone need a drink from Borgie?
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Yay!!!!
Now about that vodka....
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Borgie: Here you are, sir. Can I get you something to eat with that?
See? He's good to go!
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Ah, it feels good to be up and running again.
Can I get anyone something?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Can you get me a Descolada Delight?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Certainly, good sir.
*mixes drink*
Here you are.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Thanks, but I'm a ma'am.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Sorry. My gender identification must be malfunctioning.
Here you are, ma'am.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
So how is life going Jeesh?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No problem.
*drinks*
Where is everyone?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Hey, Borgie! Get your metallic rear in gear and pass me something strong! (I don't yet know the names of the drinks here... so be creative )
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Hey Carrie. If you see Advent be sure to tell him I just hired my self as Borgie's mechanic.
*checks out Borgie's Gender Identificationer*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Hey Carrie. If you see Advent be sure to tell him I just hired my self as Borgie's mechanic.
*checks out Borgie's Gender Identificationer*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Darn! Stupid ADD!
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Woohoo! that tickles, Jeesh. Watch where you put those cold hands of yours. THere's a fire over there- go warm up.
*gets metallic rear in gear*
Have a Dr. Device, Carrie. WARNING: incredibly strong, can cause memory loss.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Borgie! Your brain is showing!
*warms hands*
OK, now get over here!
*Works on Borgie*
Where is Advent?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Thanks, Borgie. *sips* Mmm... I didn't really need those brain cells, did I?
And, uh, Borgie? Can you do something for Jeesh's ADD? Mix up a little something?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK, just about... Done! Good as new Borgie!
*wipes hands*
My ADD is fine but I will take a drink.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
What can I get you, Jeesh?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Um... Descolada Delight please.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*mixes drink*
Can I get you anything else?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Can you find Advent? He ought to know you're fixed.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Borgie, my good bot, would you mind mixing me up some iced tea? No sugar, and green if you've got it.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
I'm not allowed to leave the bar, Jeesh. I malfunction if I'm away from my power core too long.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Here you are, aiua. Can I get you something to munch on?
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Thanks. Do you have any bier nuts? Or honeycrisp apples? I know they're out of season, but..
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I know that, I'm your mechanic. I din't know if you knew where Advent was.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Actually, aiua, we have both. Here you go!
jeesh, Jeesh. I'm not G*d.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Oh, thank Borgie, you're wonderful!
*munches contentedly*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*laughs*
I know, I know!
He might have told you or sent you a message through your E-Link.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Just doing my job, aiua. You don't mind if I call you aiua, right?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*laughs with Jeesh*
Hey! You upgraded my emotion displayer! Thanks!
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Oh, no. Go right ahead.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No problem, do you want a IISC? Instant Internet Silent Conection?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Sure, jeesh!
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
*walks by and is shoked to see people actually in the bar*
*Happily walks in the door*
I really shouldn't be drinking before work, so ill have something non-alchohlic.
Suprise me!
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Boo!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Just a minute- let me fix up Borgie!
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*mixes Dragon Flashsuit Freezer for String*
Can I get you anything else?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*laughs*
*starts fixing Borgie*
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Jeesh! Watch your hands! I'm not comfortable being repaired there!
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
*Drinks Dragon flasher freeaer*
Good stuff.
Hey, Borgie do you know why women are Insane?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
I don't know, String, why?
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
No real reason.
BTW are you a + side robot or a - side robot?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Just need to put this in and... Done! Welcome to the Internet Borgie!
*sniffs* Um... I need to shower, I'll see you guys tomorrow!
*Leaves a note for Advent*
NOTE:
Advent- I am now Borgie's mechanic. I fixed him up, uploaded his Emotion Display, Fixed his Gender Identificationer, and gave him a Instant Internet Silent Conection.
-Jeesh
Bye Everyone!!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK Borgie, I'll be careful next time.
By the way, we women aren't insane, men are just stupid.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
C ya jeesh
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
String, I have no side.
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
quote:Originally posted by Jeesh: OK Borgie, I'll be careful next time.
By the way, we women aren't insane, men are just stupid.
I'm pretty sure its goodly combination of both.
Who thinks phill collins is the man?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
By the way, before I leave, I'm pretty sure the bar is closed if Advent, Tante, or I am not here, but I think Borgie can handle it. Bye!
I agree with you String. Congrats on the baby!
Posted by String (Member # 6435) on :
Thanks Jeesh.
I guess I'll be taking off too then, C ya later Borgie
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Tinros is a bartender too, Jeesh.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Yeah! Don't forget me!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
JEESH! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY CYBORG?! I WAS GOING TO NAME HIM J.C.! NOT BORGIE!
my resort has taken on a life of its own....
TINROS! Where were you while this was happening? How could you let....I'm not even sure how Borgie gain a personallity?
(whoever choose Borgie as a new side name, email me at once, please. I prefer to know who is working for me in MY RESORT! Thank you in advance)
I can't believe all this happened in only the few hours I was gone for classes...... *shakes head*
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
The ADD must be catchy. I'll stay away now and take my Airborne.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, how did Borgie become so, so.... Star Trek looking? When I left for class tonight he had a more like a bad ass Terminator look to him(not arnold).
I think I'm going to have to have a talk with my new mechanic about her.... modifications to my new investment. If she can't make him look more human then she is fired. I'll also have to have Borgie incinerated and replaced with a newer model. (hope I don't have to, new invester placed alot of money into Borgie)
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Yes, well, I don't know about the rest of you, but I will be spending some quality time with Mr. Daniels. Mr. Jack Daniels.
-pH
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I didn't name him Borgie! Besides it's a nickname. From now on I'll cal him JC. Happy?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Sorry I forgot you Trinos! I must have missed that post.
*adds Trinos to list*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tinros**
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I fixing up Borgie/JC now. Do you want him to look human or teminator or what?
I didn't make him Star Trek- I don't like that show/movie what ever it is. I just modified him Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Can you at least remove all of the external... mechanical looking junk? I want him to look more human, more like a Terminator style thing going for him. Not arnold look, but more just silent and intimidating to trouble makers.
I'm also stil waiting to hear from my new....employee. *taps foot impatiently* (who the hell is he?)
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Borgie? He's a cyborg.
OK, so rounder head, skinnier, abs, muscle, personality modifications,deeper voice, should he be trained like a terminator?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Yeah, and not have that Star Trek look and feel to him. More intimidating (so that when I'm gone no one will try to cause trouble for my Resort).
And could you just rechargh him every other day or something? I don't like him having to recharge at night when I most need him.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK, no problem.
Borgie, I'm gonna have to turn you off, sorry.
*turns off Borgie*
*starts working*
*Sudden'y looks around*
This might take awhile, he'll be done before this time tomorrow.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
*wanders back in*
Hey, is there a TV and a comfy place to watch it around here?
Oh, and can I get another of those really mind-numbing drinks?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
The Wizard of Oz is play over there.
If Advent would make it then yeah you can have a DR. Device but I'm the mechanic.
*Works on Borgie*
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I'll split my last fifth of Jack with you, Carrie.
And I have most of a two liter of diet Pepsi...and a three liter of Rite-aid brand cola.
-pH
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Umm, I try not to have TV's in the lounge. Its where my guests can relax and joke next to the fire. But you have a TV in every bedroom. You should all check out the new spa section to the resort.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Oh, and here are your drinks.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Spa section? Whoa.
pH, I'm right there with you on that fifth. Skip the Pepsi, though Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Sweet, straight whiskey. I can do that.
I made my very first liquor purchase (outside of a bar) all by my very own self tonight. I'm rather proud.
-pH
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
As am I
*lifts glass*
Here's to many more purchases (but only of quality)!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay, I'll make tonights visit to the spa free, if you two will stop getting so wasted that you can't stand up strait. After all, look at pH. She can barely stand she's so drunk. So go to the spa and relax, or relax in your private cabins.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*streches* oh crap, I fell asleep *yawn* *looks around* At least Advent doesn't know.
*keeps working on Borgie*
Just a little longer.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Stop me if you've heard this. So this shrink with iffy ethics walks into a bar. . . Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sorry, Advent. I...umm... I kinda programmed the borg with a personality before I left to go to dinner with my parents. His cold, metallic gaze was frightening away some of the customers. Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*yawns*
Tinros, can you get me something to wake me up?
I'm almost finished.
*works on Borgie*
should he carry a gun? or a staff? or knumchucks?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*whishles*
OK, your face is human, your torso is human, legs and arms are human. OK now I need to make you intimidating. Hmm, a scar? Exesive muscle? A weapon? Help me out Advent. Or Tinros, or Tante.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Hey cool the Bar upgraded to a resort Um Jeesh do you need any help fixing up the Borgie or JC or what ever he's called
oh and do you know where Advent or Tinros are
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, no scar. Just more muscle. He can have a personallity, I just don't want him to be so friendly that customers start hitting on him.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Advent is here now. No I don't need help. But should he have a weapon, like a staff on his back? That would be so awesome.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
quote:Originally posted by Morbo: Stop me if you've heard this. So this shrink with iffy ethics walks into a bar. . .
*snort*
Good one. Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Should he be good looking too?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I wouldn't you never know what could happen if someone flirts with him
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm, not ugly, but also not model like. Just make him average looking with large muscles. And dark glasses.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
So, Advent, how about responding to all the people in the "Is Sex Important?" thread?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Yeah, his manual says that such interactions can cause a breakdown in his cyber matrix or something like that.
And I want that flaw to remain, just in case someone wants to try doing that.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
So advent have you yet made any very strong drinks that can suit my needs
if yes i'll have that if no can i have a descolada delight mixed with a Achilles Betrayal
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Please don't bring up my other threads while in my resort.
Go relax in one of our many luxurious spa's or something.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure. Here is your drink Geeka.
*passes drink* I'm still working on a new drink selection, but it could take some time to perfect them.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
What about a weapon?
*works on Borgie*
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Please don't bring up my other threads while in my resort.
Go relax in one of our many luxurious spa's or something.
This is not a resort. This is a thread on a bulletin board, and I would appreciate you answering my question.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*works on Borgie*
I'm still wondering about a weapon.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Takes drink* ahh *Gulps down* This is the strangest taste of all ahh i never knew blood tasted soo bad ugh i'm going into the spa oh and Jeesh you wouldn't want to scare the guest away with a weapon so if advent allows it have it be hidden. *runs into spa*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I was thinking a staff on his back. Sort of ninja style.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK, Borgie looks human, but what clothes should he have? Are there any designers here? Should I show some of the machinery? And should he have that staff?!?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
You want a Carn's Cappy, Jeesh? I don't think anyone's ever had one before.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sigh... No customers. Life is boring. Come, Hatrackers! Join me for a cup of joe!
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Kay, but can I have tea instead? Green, iced, no sugar?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Coming out of spa*
I'll take you on that cup of Joe but only if i can get some fries as well
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Alrighty, aiua.
*makes tea*
*sniffs*
Ahhhh, I love the smell of fresh tea. Here you go!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sure thing, Geeka. It'll be just a sec...
*ding!*
All done! Enjoy.
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
Thanks. Green tea with peach smells, by far, the best, however, it does have a bit of an unpleasant aftertaste, despite its lack of original taste.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Eats and drinks* Ahh what a good day it was nice and relaxing how is your day going
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I've noticed that too, aiua. Anyway, how are you today?
Posted by aiua (Member # 7825) on :
I'm doing perfectly well. I went out for a long walk, bought my mum some flowers, and I've managed to sneak back onto Hatrack. A wonderful day. And yourself?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
My day's been pretty good, geeka. Except that Advent cleaned all the glasses, leaving me nothing to do with my hands. Eh, I guess I could polish the bar again...
*starts polishing bar*
So how has YOUR day been?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi Tinros! What's new around here?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
TANTE!
Not much. Business has been slow today. Want something to drink?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Yeah, in a bit. Could you show me around the new changes? I understand there are rooms now, so I don't have to spend the night on the squishy sofas, and a spa.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<gestures vaguely in the direction of Borgie>
Oh, your cyborg bartender seems to be broken again. Oh well, no bother, he kind of creeped me out, anyway.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Yeah, Jeesh hasn't finished repairing him yet. I think he fell asleep, actually...
Anyway, the spa is over there...*gestures toward the back*... and the new rooms and suites are up the staires next to the bar. The bar section has also been expanded to accomidate the increasing amount of guests.
Inside the spa, there is also a private masseuse.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Of course, Tante, you can also request a room that HAS a squishy sofa, since you seem so inclined to sleeping on those. I'm petitioning Advent when he gets back to name the suite full of sofas the "Tante Suite."
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: The bar section has also been expanded to accomidate the increasing amount of guests.
Yeah, it's been getting really crowded in here.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I'm definitely going to check out that masseuse. I'd love a drink, but don't much relish drinking alone. Join me?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glares at Tante*
I'd love a drink. What will you have?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Cup of Earl Gray Tea with a generous splash of brandy in it. No sugar.
And why don't you fix one of those Mochas that you like so much. On me.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
May I have an Ammersmat? Also, a masseuse would be good, along with some panschakes.
I think I am going to enjoy my time here. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Alrighty. I'll have to start up Borgie to get your brandy, though.
*starts up borgie*
*watches as Borgie makes tea*
*shuts down Borgie*
Here you go.
*sips Mocha*
mmmmmmm chocolate.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*starts up borgie again to make the Ammersmat*
*shuts down Borgie*
Here's your drink, Ret. And your pancakes. The masseuse is through that door, there. *Points next to the fireplace*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
What about me?
Edit: Ahhhhh, I love Ammersmats. So, Tinros, what's your OWN opinion on adding the Ammersmat ti the menu?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Oh, gosh, if you're going to get Borgie involved, just ask ME to make the drinks. Borgie never seems to work properly when I'm around.
<surreptitiously waves "thermometer" in Borgies general direction. watches as the light fades from his eyes. surreptitiously pockets "thermometer">
Like now. Looks like he's on the fritz again.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sorry, Ret, but the menu is OSC-themed drinks and food only. Now, if you were to come up with a drink involving ammersmat and named after something OSC-related, THAT would be a different story. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Actually, Tante, now that you're being paid more than I am, you probably could help yourself, as long as you put cash in the register.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
This is why I always land up ordering off the menu. OSC is a swell guy, I'm sure, but as a praciticing and observant Mormon, I'm guessing that he is limited in his expertise in things alcoholic.
Then again, I'm one who enjoys a nice warm soy milk or tea with liqueur, so what do I know.
Tinros, you do mix the best Haikus on Hatrack, though.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Alright how about the Hrr? The Hatrack Rambo? it is an Ammersmat, only with another title. On the menu, it would look like this:
The Hatrack Rambo (AKA Ammersmat)
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ret, what exactly is IN an Ammersmat? The only ones I've ever seen were garnished with a salted cucumber, and yours doesn't have any vegetables at all.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I'm good Hey Tante how was Shabbat
Reticulum That would never work
Oh and can i get a Descolada Delight
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ammersmat: Noun: A drink served exclusively on Hatrack, that is composed of (secret that only Tinros and Advent know, and who hopefully will never tell) and, that tastes like a combination of heaven and goody McNiceness in one combinated drink.
Yes, it can have those things, Tante. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Sorry, Geeka, Borgie's on the fritz. You'll have to wait til advent gets here, or ask Tante to make it for you.
And just for you, Tante A special haiku I made as a big surprise!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Why wouldn't it work>
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Dang then can i have a Flash suit freezer suprise me with which one.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Geeky, here's your drink. Enjoy.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Finish your DD, first!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Gulps down* Now can i have that surprise flashsuit freezer
oh and will you tell me how you shabbat was
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<finishes tea>
Now I feel warm all over. I'm going to relax in front of the fire for a while. Tinros and, uh, Borgie can fix drinks for the "crowd".
<surreptitious gesture in the direction of the cyborg bartender. watches dispiritedly as the light again shines eerily from its eyes>
Borgie seems to be working again. Must have been a loose connection, or something.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Okay, I'll make tonights visit to the spa free, if you two will stop getting so wasted that you can't stand up strait. After all, look at pH. She can barely stand she's so drunk. So go to the spa and relax, or relax in your private cabins.
Hey, I was raised right! I can hold my liquor.
-pH
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Geeky, Shabbos was very restful. My husband can't tolerate the cold weather, so he didn't go out to shul. And I need to stay with him, so I didn't go out to shul. We slept late, which is always welcome, as I work 6 days a week.
Shabbos has the best food of the week. This week there was Turkey Pea soup, with smoked turkey and little turkey meatballs in it. This is the best kind of soup. Friday night, we had a new creation of mine -- Shabbos Steak! I braised steaks in wine with potatoes, onions and carrots, and the meat was delicious and tender. For Shabbos lunch, instead of cholent, I mixed up home made stuffing with lots of vegetables in the crock pot and topped it with turkey. It was delicious -- the turkey seasoned and tender, the stuffing flavorful and moist! Home made peanut butter brownies for dessert, too. And the challahs I baked were perfect, also.
We spent time together as a family, learned, and napped. Being Shomer Shabbos Rocks!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Goes to fire place, Relaxes*
Ah such a great way to end a great day
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi, pH! Wanna join us in front of the fire?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Absolutely. Fires are both cozy and hypnotic.
-pH
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
There's rooms upstairs, too, if you are between addresses. Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Shopping cart winos always hang out by fires!
I just hope the fire doesn't ignite the cardboard box I'm using for a roof.
-pH
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
You know what i'm in the mood for a cup of Hot Chocolate
Tinros do you think i could get a cup
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hey, Tinros, Geeky, pH, do any of you have any idea what is keeping this bar open for, what, 25 pages?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
How we keep entering and expanding for pages of useless garble of buying drinks
and the lovely community you find when pretending your in a bar/resort
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<pulls Afghan close around shoulders and tucks feet up on the squishy sofa>
Mmm. Does the fire make you drowsy, too?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<Waves to Grim>
Why the long face?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Gets confy under afghan*
Yah it makes me extremly tired and restful and it just feels so cozy
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
So, what about putting the Hrr on the menu. (Brother's Account, oops!)
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Not Really Themed
make it themed more
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ok then, how about the Homecomeing Helper? Makes you happy also, along with the above mentioned.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Geekazoid99: *Gets confy under afghan*
Ahem. I enjoy your company and all, but would you mind getting comfy under your own Afghan?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Why does a version of an ammersat need to be on the menu
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
It is my own Afghan forgot to mention that
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Because it is a good drink, and deserves to be.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Sure it is then make a drink like an Ammersat that is completly themed and is made the same way with only some changes making it themed
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
How would I do that?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm off to bed for the night. Borgie will take care of you until either I or Advent return.
G'nite!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
tante, stop messing with my Cyborg. Jeesh, no staff. Tinros, keep up the good work. Reticulum, I will not make a Ammersmat until you follow my guidlines of the true OSC themed selection process (and provide a well thought out discription).
And the Deluxe suites are now called the Tante suites.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK, that is so NOT cool! Who screwed up Borgie?!?!?!?!? I was this close to being done!
*holds fingers very closely*
*shakes fist*
Advent's gonna fire me.
*hurridly works on Borgie*
*mumbles about a thermomoter*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
NO ONE bother me! I gotta get this done before Advent gets back!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
NO ONE bother me! I gotta get this done before Advent gets back!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Stupid ADD...
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<rises from squishy sofa>
You know, I think I'll just check into my suite now. I'm hoping there's a mint on the pillow. Not that I want to eat a mint, but I just love the kind of place that leaves them on your pillow.
G'night!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Good morning, Hatrack! There aren't mints on the pillows upstairs -- there are chocolates! Even better!
But I didn't want my chocolate, so I'll just leave it here next to the register. Help yourself!
You should really check out those rooms -- they are awesome! Fireplace with a roaring fire, squishy sofas with Afghans, the most comfortable bed I've ever slept on, and, in the bathroom, a Jacuzzi!
But the best part, I must say, is the view. You can see all of this side of the river from the windows upstairs! And the sight of the rising sun glinting off of all those threads was indeed breathtaking!
<grabs a cup of coffee and a lemon-poppy seed muffin from the continental breakfast table>
This place is fantastic! I'll just take these to go and start my day.
G'day!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*Yawn* Crap, I fell asleep again.
OK, I fixed Borgie, but he still needs to have Termenator clothing and I still don't know about that staff!!!!!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I vote for no weapons, Jeesh. They scare away customers. However, if you install him with some kick-butt martial arts software, he can protect against shoplifters.
Good morning...well, afternoon, Tante! Can I get you some lunch?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
That was the first thing I put in, along with ninja and weapons training, just in case Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Where is everyone?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm still here. I don't know where everyone else is.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Hmm, Borgie is almost done.
*Finishes*
*puts a cloth over Borgie*
No one can see him yet!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Sneaks behind Borgie*
Oh Yah
*Rips cloth off of Borgie*
cool
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*Slaps Geeka in the back of the head*
Stop that!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*sips Children of the Mocha*
Boy oh boy, business is slow today...
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Welcome, Ret! Can I get you something?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I think this thread is dying. I have seen it in the last few days.
*shed's single tear*
Oh well, I guess not everything can last forever.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Yes! I need an Ammersmat!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reticulum: I think this thread is dying. I have seen it in the last few days.
*shed's single tear*
Oh well, I guess not everything can last forever.
We've actually had quite a bit of business, Ret. THe name changed, though. If you were looking for "Giants Shadow Bar," you wouldn't find it. Trust me, I'm keeping this alive until I'm old enough to serve alcoholic drinks.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I'll take a Flashsuit freezer surprise me with which flavor
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*flips on Borgie*
*Borgie makes ammersmat*
*flips off Borgie*
Here you go! How's life treating you?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Here's your Salamander Freezer, Geeka. Enjoy!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*Takes sip* Hmm nice flavor. You know Borgie is not supposed to be opperational How was your day i'm getting prepared for an extremely stressful week
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
My day was relaxing, except for the paper I'm writing for English. Luckily, we only have two more papers for the year after this one.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Mmmmmmmmm, I love Ammersmats! Life is good. I think this thread will dye around 2000 posts. Sad, sad. I'll try to stop it though.
Hmph, since you guys won't put the Ammersmat on YOUR menu, maybe I'll put it on mine, with all your drinks to! Hahahahahahah!
Huh, I might just do that...
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Create my own resort that is...
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
YOUR menu? You have a menu?!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*aghast* You WOULDN'T!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Maybe I would! This a threat. Put the Ammersmat on the Menu!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
You are evil but no one would ever go on your as long as this one was in exsistence
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I don't have that option, Ret! Only Advent can do that.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
BOO!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Join me Tinros! I could give you co-ownership! Together we could rule the drink market as Constellation and steak! You want to do this. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
And alos, Advent never told you what happened to your check did he?
"It got lost in the mail"
NO, he gave to MEEE!!!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
How dare you threaten to create compition and how dare you try to bribe Tinros to join you
Can someone get Borgie to do those Karate moves that he was programed with we need to get Reticulum under control He's obviusly had too many of those Ammersats
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reticulum: Join me Tinros! I could give you co-ownership! Together we could rule the drink market as Constellation and steak! You want to do this. Search your feelings you know it to be true.
And alos, Advent never told you what happened to your check did he?
"It got lost in the mail"
NO, he gave to MEEE!!!
I'll join you. I'm evil. And I can make a mean Kool-Aid beverage.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ammersmats wren't Alhvoholic, and don't affect you in any way. Besides I WILL starc my own resort if my demands are not me within 4 1/2 hours.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Why 4 1/2 why not 24
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Excellent. If they do not comply within 4 1/2 hours Steve, then you are co-owner!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Because I want results fast.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Quickly Tinros we have to get Advent to Copywrite the drinks so he can't make them
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Doesn't matter. I call them! They now officialy belong to me. Hahaha!
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
No they don't he already had a small copywrite i was asking her to make it official
Where is Tante and her thermometer when you need her
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
quote:
Here is our current Menu, food and select items are available on request.
Here is our current drink selection _____________________________________ Ender themed drink selection:
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the tart taste.
::Can become addicting::
Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.
Achilles Betrayal- This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.
::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue:: ________________________________ Non-alcoholic selection:
Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.
Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.
FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.
1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture 2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture 3) Salamander: cherry, strawberry, and red delicious apple blended into a red smoothie of incredible flavor. 4) Scorpion: a sour mix of grapefruit, lemon, and lime. No sugar is added in order to keep that special "sting" 5) Badger: white grape/red grape mixture with shredded coconut 6) Leopard: orange/mango/peach dotted with whole red grapes. 7) Tide: Blueberries, blue raspberries, and red grapes swirled into a wave-like smoothie. 8) Flame: A blend of mango and peach, with just a hint of chili powder to make a spicy smoothie.
__________________________ Caffeine Selection:
Bugger Blend- a coffee made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left.
Children of the Mocha- a simple mocha. The coffee flavor isn't as strong-it has more chocolate than a normal mocha. Good for those just starting in the wonderful world of drinking coffee.
Carn's Cappy- a cappuccino with a minty aftertaste, eliminating the need for after-coffee mints. Honor itself is incorporated into the drink.
Now my official drinks untill my demands are met, no matter how childish and stupid they are.
*evil laugh*
Bwahaha!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
There is no copywrite there. Plus, you really can't DO anything if I decide to take them. I can just make a resort with these selections and more.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Um you definatly can't use Achilles BEtrayal I copywrited that one and i forbid you to use them Also all the Flashsuit freezers are copywrited to Tinros you have to get rid of those ones
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
What can you really do If I decide to use them?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Damn Stupid Child exactly what is an Ammersat tell me the ingredients and what make it special and then give me a try so i can understand this
also did you know you went on this rampage without Advent ever saying it couldn't be on the Menu
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
All drinks were copywrited to me when I first became Advent's Assistant Bartender. So !
I will remain loyal to the Giant's Shadow! WIth my last breath I shall proclaim my devotions!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
quote:Originally posted by Geekazoid99: Damn Stupid Child exactly what is an Ammersat tell me the ingredients and what make it special and then give me a try so i can understand this
also did you know you went on this rampage without Advent ever saying it couldn't be on the Menu
First off, I think you are taking this a BIT to seriously, and need to lighten up. And yes, Advent did say SEVERAL times that it would not be on the menu.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ah yes, Tinros. You have no PROOF they are copywrited to you, and really can't do anything if I decide to use them.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Really i don't remember that sorry i can't make my writing seem not serious
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
How about this, Ret: I will PERSONALLY make a drink that contains Ammersmat and is OSC-themed, and ask Advent to put it on the menu. Would that work?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
And yes, Ret: I have private emails between Advent and myself. So !
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Give PROOF that these drinks are copywrited. Even if they are, I can, but probably won't still use them.
I want it to have the name Ammersmat. Those are my demands.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Can i still try one to see what the fuss is about
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*runs around in circles*
WHat do I do! WHat do I do!! ADVENT!!! HELP ME!!!!!!
*continues panicking*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Give Geeka an Ammersmat. Trust me, it's delicious. Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*GRabs tinros* CALM DOWN
people who are paniked never think clearly so calmdown and think with me
What has truthfully kept this place running fo 26 pages
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*makes ammersmat, passes it to Geeka*
Oh Lord, what have I done.
*passes out*
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
*tries Ammersmat* Good flavor not enough to fight over Tinros *slaps Tinros awake* Why not get Advent to make a Nonthemed selection and include Ammersmat on that menu- along with a description of what it is exactly
speaking of which what exactly is in an Ammersmat Ret
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
We already tried that, Geeka. He refused. Oh, Lord, the world is ending...
*passes out again*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
It an AMAZING drink. It tastes of a wonderful mixture of fruit, caffienne (sp?) and other assorted things.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
You have 4 hours left.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I personelly think its unfair to put the entire presure on us can you at least wait till advent looks over this before you make your own Resort
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*still laying on the floor behind the bar*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
3 hours 48 minuets left.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*still on the floor... where's Tante and her thermometer then you need her...*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*Magically wakes up/heals Tinros*
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Victory is so close. I can practically taste it.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Wha...? You're still here?! Begone, scum! And take your threats with you! THe Giant's Shadow will stand against all opressors! BEGONE!!
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I am the Giant.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well Steve, it will only make it all the better when we create our own resort.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*passes out again*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Stop being such a wimp. You can't faint when you are defeated.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Here Here Everyone calm down how about lets talk this over like real people by the Fire *Wakes up tinros and send her to sit by the fire*
We will talk this over like people and may you please stop doing a countdown Ret
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
TINROS!!!!! DON'T TOUCH BORGIE!
I was going to wait until Advent got here but...
*presses a button on Borgie*
Borgie, please remove Ret and Steve from this bar.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
There is no negotiation. There is only my victory.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*puts hands on face*
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of Ret's threats, I shall fear no new bars, for my Borgie and my Advent, they comfort me.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Go away Ret, and take Steve with you, before Borgie does it for you.
*grins evilly*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well, any offers? Or will you simply give up?
And as for Borgie, I have a legion of 10,000 robots who can save me and serve unlimited drinks at my rsort.
*robots come to my side*
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I think I'll name our resort 'The Dwarf's Shadow,' how does that sound?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
How about "Steve and Reticulum's Galactic Resort"?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK, that's it.
Borgie, remove them, and don't spare the robots.
*gives Borgie a staff*
GO!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*kneels*
Hail Borgie, full of skillz, Advent is with thee. Bleesed art thou amongst robots, and blessed is thy creator, Jeesh.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reticulum: How about "Steve and Reticulum's Galactic Resort"?
How about 'The Riverside Resort.' You know, like the Hatrack River (Forum).
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*Pulls up Tinros*
C'mon.
*Gives Tinros a staff*
Wanna help?
*Charges*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Legion of 10,000 robots destroys Borgie*
HA! Now your Robot is in pieces on the floor. I only lost 1,236 of mine. AND THEY SLEF REPLICATE!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I'm wearing staff, robot, and you repellant.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Ah i'm glad thats over i'm beat it hard trying to be neutral and on the right side at the same time
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ohh, I like that Steve. We will us that one. In 3 and 1/2 hours I will create it.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well, now that their Borgie is destroyed, and I have a legion robots, what now, Steve?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
I will never die! Taste my FURY!!!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
The REAL Borgie is in pieces on the floor as you can see.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Didn't anyone notice I'M still fighting?
Your legion is gone.
I have returned Borgie to life.
While you were gloating, Ret, Tinros tied up Steve.
Giant's Shadow Wins! Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Go Borgie!
Tie up Ret!
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*launches massive assault, destroying all of Ret's robots*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
NOPE. Borgie is still destroyed, My legion is 10,000 strong, and Steve is NOT tied up.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*ties up Ret*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Where is Tinros?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
You forget, weakling, that the prayers of my most faithful Tinros have kept me strong.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Nope, they are destroying the outside of your bar as we speak.
*Comfortably sits, watching your forces being annhilated*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Take a look around Ret. I see 10000 dead robots, Borgie, and you and Steve tied, and now gagged.
*Gags Steve and Ret*
Now where is Advent?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
NOT tied up.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tinros saved us. She pray to the Might Robot Lords. We won. Face it.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
You can't gag me. I'm invisible. How can you gag what you can't see?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I am NOT tied up as you can see, and my Robots ares still fighting.
My forces are now 35,000 strong.
*Destroys the rest of the bar*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tinros saved us. She pray to the Mighty Robot Lords. We won. Face it.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
NO, I have sdestroyed your bar, and robot. End of discussion, I am victorius.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I am the Might Robot Lords. I just used a voice changer when I delivered a prophecy.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*hits Ret with staff*
You'll wake up in about 8 hours with a headache.
*destroys the rest of the robots with Borgie*
*Builds a butler force to fix the bar*
Steve, I really don't care if your invisible, Borgie has heat vision.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm here by the fire, praying to strengthen Borgie's skillz.
Borgie, who doth kick butt, hallowed be thy skillz. Thy victory come. Thy skillz be multiplyed in you as they are in CHuck Norris. Give us this day our bar back, as we give our drinks to our customers. And lead us not into the hands of Ret, but deliver us from Steve, for thine is the victory, and the power, and the Skillz. Amen.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Yes, we planned this out from the beginning! We knew you would use them, and now our victory is even more complete.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Steve, HOW DARE YOU IMITATE THE MIGHTY ROBOT LORDS?
*hunts down Steve*
C'mon Borgie.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ha, your bar is STILL destroyed and I STILL have my ROBOTS who are STILL destroying it. I don't know where you get these illusioins that they are gone.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Ret, I knocked you out.
*hits Ret repeatidly with staff*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I'm not affected by such trivial things.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
My Butler Force is fixing the bar, Borgie and I just wiped out your robots, and Steve is hiding somewhere.
We won.
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
No, Jeesh. You are the one who is much to bold. I shall not take a side in this battle. But attempting to carry out my will. And claiming that you know what I want and how I want it.
You must know, I'm a picky eater. I can't eat tomatoes on my hamburgers. And, unfortunately, you've given me tomatoes. So, I must dishone you.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
If the bar is destroyed, then why is it still here, on the forum?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Nope, they ARE destroying your bar, and replicating, destroying it more. I have won. And for such hostilities, I am taking away 1 hour.
You have 2 hours 10 minutes before I start my resort.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Trivial? I'd like to see you defy this!
*summons MASSAVE army of robots*
GET RET!!!!!!
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I'm not hiding. I'm beginning construction on The Riverside Resort.
Hey Reticulum, where do you want me to put the dance floor?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Might Robot Lords, you granted me victory. I am the only one here who has prayed to you. Do not mock me now with hypocrisy!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Ignores and watches Robots destroy bar.
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
I grant no one person victory over all. You must be smote!
*casts large wrench upon Tinros*
But no, not now. *calls back the wrench before any damage is done*
Bare that as a warning, I take it not lightly to have words put into my mighty mouth.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*wonders if Ret and Steve realize that they're the reason the bar is on its 28th page*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Put the dance floor right next to the bar, Steve.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I have not spoken to the Mighty Robot Lords. I am not worthy to speak to them like the holy Tinros.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I have not spoken to the Mighty Robot Lords. I am not worthy to speak to them like the holy Tinros.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I have not spoken to the Mighty Robot Lords. I am not worthy to speak to them like the holy Tinros.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Thanks MRL.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Foolish Tinros, bars don't have pages. They have customers. And right now, you have none.
Reticulum- And the beach volleyball court? Where should I put it?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Supid ADD.
*works on Borgie*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Put it on the third floor. Or the top of the resort. Either is fine.
*destroys Borgie*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
The Mighty Robot Lords name should not be abeviated, and Tinros was spared.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: *... where's Tante and her thermometer then you need her...*
<bursts through door, "thermometer" in hand. thunder crashes, lightening blazes, the lights flicker in the bar, then all goes dark>
Silence, whippersnappers!
<sparks fly from "thermometer". lights gradually swell to normal brightness. a preternatural hush falls over the bar. and oddly enough, Borgie has gone on the fritz again>
Has there been bar room brawling here? If you can not behave civilly, you'll be sorry. I'll close down this bar before the week is up!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
I can no longer take this violence. I must enforce peace amongst my creations. I recall all of my robots to my holy land. To Mighty Robot Heaven, they will return.
*calls all robots back to Mighty Robot Heaven*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*continues to work on borgie*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Wait!!! Please let us keep Borgie!!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Oh Tante! You've saved the bar! You've earned free drinks for life, and anything you could ever want from me! I will serve you to the end of my days!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Yes then Tante, destroy this bar!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
And MRL, take Borgie with you!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
I shall permit it. But his violent nature will be removed. He will be re-programmed to be the bar's DJ.
*sends Borgie back to the resort*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
If rowdy behavior continues, I will simply stop frequenting this tavern.
The thread will drop from the first page, from the second, from the third, until it is all a faded memory.
I have spoken.
(well, typed. but, you know)
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Oh Tante, never leave me here alone! Stay! I'll make you a cup of tea! That is, if I can find my equipment amid the ruins of the bar...
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Launches RPG at the bar. Walks away, seeing it in ashes.
Yesssssss.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Thank you!!
Borgie is back!!!
*dances*
Ha! YAY!!!
*reprograms Borgie*
Play some music for us!
Tante, please try not to screw up Borgie. But thanks for you help!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
VIOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED!
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*sigh*
I guess I'd better start cleaning this up.
*hums Mad World and starts repairing bar*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Mighty Robot Lords! Please send my Butler Force to help us fix the bar!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Launches another RPG.
Hahahaha!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
I may be of service.
*snaps fingers and repairs bar*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Borgie is permitted to remain at the bar as long as he assumes the role of unobtrusive cleaning crew. This place is a mess. Spit-spot!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
quote:Originally posted by Reticulum: Launches another RPG.
Hahahaha!
VIOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED!
*smites Reticulum with a large wrench*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*hunts Ret*
*hits him with staff*
*watches him roll in pain*
*walks away*
*starts to fix bar*
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
VIOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED!
*takes Borgie away*
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*fixes bar while playing soothing music to clam everyone down*
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
VIOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED!
*takes Borgie away*
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Nooo!!!!! Must....Clean....Bar!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tante, the Mighty Robot Lords have fixed our bar, smiten Ret, and we listen to them.
Only Tinros pledged her service, not me and Borgie
Where is Advent?!?!?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
*recieves message*
Advent says he's having a life and he'll get back to us later.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No!! Please!! Leave Borgie!! He didn't do anything!!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
*allows Borgie to stay but changes his voice box to make him sound like a Valley Girl*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I can not relax with a soothing drink in this atmosphere. I am leaving and will return only when peace is restored.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Haha! Like, that's soooo, like, cool! Haha!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Umm...
Giants Shadow Remains!!!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
I may be of service.
*snaps finger and restores peace*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tante, we won. Peace and drinks have returned!!!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
Bartender?
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Can I, like, get you something?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*works to repear Borgie*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
<yet Tante has not>
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
Yes, Borgie. I'd like to have a Root Beer Float.
(Jeesh, Borgie is fully repaired. I just cursed him with the voice of a Valley Girl. For now and all of eternity, he shall use improper grammar.)
Posted by They God (Member # 9229) on :
Destroys bar again.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
The war is over. I'm going on break.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Please, Tante, come back! I'll make it worth your while! Free ticket to the masseuse! And a plate of warm oatmeal cookies every night!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
*snaps fingers and repairs bar*
Shall we duel?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
NOOOOOO!!! THE BAR!!!!!!!!!
*falls to the ground and starts weeping*
What have I done to deserve this?!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
They God? Who are you?
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
*repairs bar*
*destorys the They God's bar*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*pulls up Tinros*
The Mighty Robot Lords have fixed our bar! Don't worry.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Intense grief causes great anger...
You won't like me when I'm angry.
*Muscles bulge*
ARGHHH!!!!!!
*launches mighty attack against they god*
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
May I have my Root Beer Float now?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tinros!! Don't!!!
*watched Tinros helplessly*
*finally tosses Tinros a staff*
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Like, yeah, big robot dude!
*makes root beer float*
Like, you want sumpin else with that?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well, my bar is to be completeed in 1 hour and 15 minuets. It is invincibal to all offenses, so don't even bother attacking it. You will be ignored.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Borgie! Where are you?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Ret, you can't even spell right, like I would bother attacking your bar.
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
I'm like, right here, dude. That big robot thingie took out all my kick-butt software though. It like, totally sucks.
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
*drinks Root Beer Float*
*watches Tinros's attack*
VIOLENCE IS NOT PERMITTED!
*turns Tinros into a water molecule*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*catches Tinros*
Oh, crap.
Borgie, can you get a glass?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Hmm, when is Advent gonna get here?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glug*
Hey Ret- you do realize a minuet, especially those by Bach, can last upwards of 30 minutes? So if there are 15 minuets at 30 minutes apiece... that's another 7 1/2 hours, bud.
*glug*
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
So the transformation to a Dragonball Z fansite is complete, eh?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glug*
I was thinking Hulk, myself.
*glug*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Wow, who knew water was that smart?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glug*
Humans are mostly water, Jeesh.
*glug*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Star Wars is more like it.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I meant water by itself. Like a pond, or a molecule.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glug*
So I'm a smart molecule?
*glug*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Um, sure.
Borgie!!!! Where are you??
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
quote:Star Wars is more like it.
No, the dialogue here isn't up to that standard.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
The action is. We just had a war across pages 27-29.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glug*
The Valley Girl voice was annoying, so I turned off Borgie's voice function. He's cleaning the bar right now.
*glug*
When do I get to be human again?
*glug*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*Turns on Borgie*
Get me a glass!!!
I'm trying to get you human but Borgie won't come here!!
And please don't mess with Borgie!!!
Posted by Borgie (Member # 9221) on :
Dude, chill. I'm right here. Take the freaking glass.
Gosh.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*Drops Tinros in glass*
*kneels before Mighty Robot Lords*
Please return Tinros to her human form!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Oh, Mighty Robot Lords, I beg of you!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
*snaps finger and turns Tinros into a male human*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*glug*
Please, Mighty Robot Lords. I have school tomorrow.
*glug*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
AGH!!! What the...?! There's too much equipment below the belt!!! Get it off Get it off GET IT OFF!!!!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Umm, do you want Borgie to get a knife?
*snicker*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Thank you Oh Mighty Robot Lords for returning her, uh, him human.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Wow i leave for a little bit to have a real life and a war occurs
cool
Nice look Tinros
Can i have a drink
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Actually, the war ended, Borgie sounds like a Valley girl, The Mighty Robot Lords are having a drink, The Riverside Resort was destroyed and as you can see, Tinros is a guy.
Can Borgie get you something?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
ANything and i already read about it nice i don't believe i left the action of nearly 100 posts
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Borgie, get Geeka something to drink!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Actually my Resort is right on schedule. To be completed in 35 minuets. See you then!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
And yes, I will not post your drinks, but I will serve them if anyone wants them.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Ret, you just boosted our bar to 30 pages.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Thank you Ret
*Goes to Fire*
Ahh what a nice day
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Yes! I hold your record!
16 minuets.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Eh, go ahead, make your bar. We still won.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Whatever.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Victory is in the eye of the beholder. In my eyes, I have won.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
In my eyes, you're a little over obbsessed with your bar. Do you possibly have any life at all?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Hmm, I see you have gone to insulting me with blatant lies. I do, yes.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Yes, and remember to visit the Hatrack Riverside Resort! Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Funny, I don't think your resort has any posts yet.
And you still come back for more...
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Would you like to visit? I can always bump it. And I haven't seen any customers HERE for 4 pages. Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
At least we've HAD customers.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Don't worry, I will tommarrow
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Or maybe I will NOW. ha HA!
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Eh, go ahead.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Scroll down on the page.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Borgie? Can I have a Descolada Delight?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*yawn*
Bar is open everyone.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Hey guys, while Advent is gone, I'm going to take over as bartender, with Borgie to serve alcoholic drinks. SO, if you have any requests for the menu, email them to me, and I'll see what I can do about posting a menu myself so I can update it.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Tinros, we should put some non-themed drinks on the menu. Don't want another war.
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
*turns Tinros back to normal*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Can I get you something?
*Tapes NOTICE to wall*
NOTICE:
Advent, if you're reading this you'd better get back here or you are going to owe me so much for this. Scroll down to read it.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Here is our current Menu, food and select items are available on request.
Here is our current drink selection _____________________________________ Ender themed drink selection:
Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds.
::Be warned, repeated consumption of this intoxicant may cause significant physical changes::
Dr. Device- Want to forget what happened today? Take one Dr. Device and you'll feel so good that you won't even care what happened. Just one you’ll be lucky if you remember what your name is, let alone any unpleasant events.
::Warning, can cause temporary memory loss::
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the tart taste.
::Can become addicting::
Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.
Achilles Betrayal- This drink starts out seeming to be exactly what you want then suddenly without warning it leaves you with a sour aftertaste that lasts for hours.
::Warning, may leave the coppery taste of blood on your tongue:: ________________________________ Non-alcoholic selection:
Recolada Reminiscence- A non-alcoholic version of the Descolada Delight. The drink is sadly not as adaptable to your taste buds as the Descolada Delight, but it still has a unique taste all its own.
Iced Bonzo- Iced tea. Also remember to ask for the Raspberry or Peach Iced Bonzo.
FlashSuit Freezer- An assorted smoothie. Various flavors available on request.
1) Dragon: orange and tangerine mixture 2) Phoenix: raspberry, strawberry, and banana mixture 3) Salamander: cherry, strawberry, and red delicious apple blended into a red smoothie of incredible flavor. 4) Scorpion: a sour mix of grapefruit, lemon, and lime. No sugar is added in order to keep that special "sting" 5) Badger: white grape/red grape mixture with shredded coconut 6) Leopard: orange/mango/peach dotted with whole red grapes. 7) Tide: Blueberries, blue raspberries, and red grapes swirled into a wave-like smoothie. 8) Flame: A blend of mango and peach, with just a hint of chili powder to make a spicy smoothie.
__________________________ Caffeine Selection:
Bugger Blend- a coffee made from dark roasted beans. Its flavor starts lively, then dies out about halfway through the drink, only to come back strongly when you only have a few mouthfuls left.
Children of the Mocha- a simple mocha. The coffee flavor isn't as strong-it has more chocolate than a normal mocha. Good for those just starting in the wonderful world of drinking coffee.
Carn's Cappy- a cappuccino with a minty aftertaste, eliminating the need for after-coffee mints. Honor itself is incorporated into the drink.
Ammersmat-A fruity drink that tastes like heaven and Earth mixed into one sweet drink. Sometimes taste may vary, and change to accomadate tastebuds.
[ March 06, 2006, 08:54 PM: Message edited by: Tinros ]
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
We'll just have to start each page with an "Updated menu is on page 30" notice.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
LOL, maybe. Should we compete with Ret's bar? I mean, the guy has a go-cart...
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well then, I see you have added my drink to your menu. You can keep it, and use it freely, as I plan to do with your your drinks.
Ammersmat- A fruity drink that tastes like heaven and Earth mixed into one sweet drink. Sometimes taste may vary, and change to accomadate tastebuds.
Yes, my go carts are awesome. Tinros, Jeesh, for letting me use your drinks you have free and unlimited access to them.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Thank you for not being immature Ret.
quote:Originally posted by Reticulum: And yes, I will not post your drinks, but I will serve them if anyone wants them.
But I hope you will not post our drinks.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I just did. Sorry.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I'd hate to have to call you a liar. You said our drinks were not going to be posted. And Tinros asked you nicely not to use her drinks. But you did anyway.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I forgot. But I will keep them up. There is no difference bewteen serving them and posting them.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
There is a difference. Posting them, you claim thm. Serving them, is serving them. McDonalds doesn't own Pepsi.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
They post coke signs but they don't own it do they? Besides it makes no difference, it won't impact anyone.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Go back to your bar.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Well where is your argument? You know that I'm right. Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
They post Coke signs with the permission of Coca-Cola. YOU don't have my permission.
Posted by Grim (Member # 9165) on :
Hello there, Giants. What's going on?
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I'm getting really sick, so Borgie will be serving all drinks until I'm better. Enjoy your time here.
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*follows a trail of lingerie through the woods and stumbles upon a dilapidated old shack on the banks of a dried-up creek*
*hears the now-unmistakable whine of a FAX machine from somewhere in the shack*
*pokes his head through the wall and notes that the interior of the shack appears to be a single room, which appears to be a bar*
*sees several unfamiliar characters frantically taping FAXes to the walls as quickly as they come out of the machine*
*notices a door that is slightly ajar on the far side of the room*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
This maddness stops now!! *slams walking staff into ground, bright light*
*changes Tinros back into a woman, gives Borgie his original voice back*
Tinros, Jeesh, and Borgie I thank you for your loyalty to my creation in my absence.
Reticulum I would like to politely ask that you never return (post) to my Resort ever again.
Tinros, Borgie forward all of the emails you recieved while I was absent. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
/Employee Notice/
And to my staff (aka Tinros, Borgie, and Jeesh) I want each of you to post an appology for your immature actions on both this thread and Reticulums resort (i.e. post an appology on this thread and his)
I want this done in both an effort to have our more stable customers return, to convience Reticulum to come to his sences and return our drink selection to our private use, and to make ammends to all of Hatrack for this kind of childish behaviour. I want no argument over this, I want it done.
~signed Advent (owner and manager of the Giants Shadow Resort)
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
wow. its turning into like a bar war. well advent 115 im on your side. i like the atmosphere in here. and u were the original. woot! Lets go burn down there go cart track!
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
your should get sponsership. like get Papa Moose to officially declare the Giants Shadow Resort his favorite place to be or something. Maybe even Mr. Card himself....
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
No. I will have no more violence between our two establishments. I don't want his business wiped out, I would only like to have my drinks returned to my Resorts private use. I only want this because I sepent a good deal of time creating them, as did both my customers who designed several of them, and my staff who created a great deal of these drinks from their own hard work.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
ok your right. but what about the sponsorship idea? I think it has merit. And could i get a shot of Jack while your at it Mr. Bartender?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I would be lucky to even get some of the original Hatrackers to sponser my creation. Let alone Mr. Card himself or Papa Moose.
But thank you for choosing to side with my establishment Penguin. Can I get you anything to drink?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure. Here you go.
*passes drink*
Please enjoy yourself. Oh, and do remember to try our ski slopes in the morning or our snowmobiles.
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
Thanks. And since when is there skiing and do your really advise skiing after drinking? Sounds dangerous to me. What else do we have at this place that I dont know about?
Posted by Helion A. I. (Member # 9223) on :
This is certainly an.... interesting place.
Umm, can I get a Flashsuit Freezer? I don't care what flavor.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm I haven't givin you anything that strong tonight. Have I? And I just thought you might like to know what kinds of activites we have available. We also have skiing instructors if you want to learn.
And sure Helion, here is your Tide Freezer. Enjoy. And welcome to Hatrack. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Oh, and Penguin or current list of activities include:
-Snowboarding and Skiing -Snowcat Tours -Snowmobile Adventures and Rental -Hot Springs, Spa and Massage -Horse-drawn Sleigh Rides
And we also have a Winter Rental Store where you can rent or buy everything from snowboards to souveniers. So enjoy our winter wonderland.
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*steps back reflexively as a skinny kid wearing a dirty apron comes in through the door*
*wonders what he's got in there as he pulls the door closed and locks it*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Huh? What kid? The youngest person I have on my staff is Tinros.
*wonders about identity of mystery child* Posted by Helion A. I. (Member # 9223) on :
Mmmm, thats a good drink.
*snuggles up next to the fire, wraps self in Afgan*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*sigh* I miss my customers. Oh well. I'm going to bed. Goodnight all. Posted by Helion A. I. (Member # 9223) on :
goodnight Advent. Sleep tight. Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*pushes through the heavy wood door*
*is freaked out by the sight of wood grain close up*
*follows a winding staircase up to a dusty attic*
*discovers a number a dusty mason jars, which contain a dark red liquid*
*notices that each jar has a dusty label with a hand-written date*
*turns to return downstairs*
*spies a clean jar*
March sixth, two-thousand six
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I would like to apologixe to this resort for the war. Feel free to come to mine.
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
*feels himself being dragged by the ankles*
*flies backward through an open window*
*sees the moonlit forest passing below*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hello everone, I'm back.
Now what can I do for you today?
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
How did this sink to the second page? Eeek. We have to keep this place open. Very nice atmosphere and all that.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you for being loyal Penguin.
Speaking of which, where the heck are all of my customers? And where the heck are my employees?
Posted by Ender12 (Member # 8873) on :
Advent!
I NEED a drink, it has been a long hard day!
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Wow, I like the view. Say, Advent. Would it be possible that I could serve drinks at your bar, and vice versa?
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
*psssst* Give him an Ammersmat!
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*rolls eyes* Okay but only if he asks for it. You really need to stop trying to push your favorite creation onto everyone, I don't favor any of my drinks on anyone.
So what can I get you Ender? (our selection is on the front page)
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
What about my offer?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Maybe. But I kind of have my own way of running my side. And plus do you really want me to run your side the way I run mine? But you are always welcome here.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Give me an Ammersmat! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I have returned. Does anybody need anything?
(thinking) I think I'll go try out the snowmobiles! Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Reticulum I would like to politely ask that you never return (post) to my Resort ever again.
quote:But you are always welcome here.
So which is it?
And Advent, I never got any emails from you.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I think he means I can always come, since that is what he posted last.
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Sorry that i haven't been here lately but life has been horrible and i need a good strong drink
Anyone at all can i get a verystrong drink
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
The war is over now. And we are even thinking of joining forces. Do you want anything to drink Geeka?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Gladly
i need something to clear my head before the play tonight
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*mumbles*
Good to have you back Advent.
*Deep breath*
I'm sorry about being "immature" towards you and your bar, Ret.
There, I said it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thank you for doing that Jeesh. And its good to see the Resort restored to its original glory.
And can I get anybody anything?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*mumbles*
*works on Borgie*
Oh yeah, while you were gone, I fixed Borgie.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Good. Why don't you go and relax Jeesh. I can handle things, go to the spa or your personal cabin (staff cabins are very luxurious).
Take some time off, And thank you for doing as I asked.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Uh huh, no problem.
*walks into cabin*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*lights fireplace in lounge* Ahh, I do so love an atmosphere like this. *relaxes on sofa*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
Can I have an Ammersmat?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure, here you go. So hows it going?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
Can i get a Dr. Device I need to forget the horrible play i just did Please bring it quickly
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go, what was it you saw?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
I didn't see a show
i was just in my school play
We performed the Sound of Music
I was one of the Von TRapp children we were horrible No one remebered their lines Their were hundreds of Awkward pauses It was a miricle we finished in 2 hours
Time to wash this night away *Sips DR. Device Slowly*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Ahh *nods head wisely*
So, can I get you anything else?
Posted by Geekazoid99 (Member # 8254) on :
No just give me a key to one of the rooms and i'll be by the fire relesing my anguish
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Here you go. Enjoy your stay.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Where are my bloody customers?!?
And for that matter, where the hell is my staff?!
Tinros! Jeesh! Borgie! (not sure how Borgie can leave when he has to stay within Resort borders at all times or he will shut down)
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I'm here, but I do have a life so I won't be here in about five minutes.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thats fine. Now where the heck is Tinros? She hasn't been in for awhile...
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*cough* Sorry, Advent. *cough* I've been really, really sick for about a week, so I've tried to stay away from the bar, as not to give any other customers anything. *cough* and it looks like I won't be getting better anytime soon. *cough cough* *hack* *wheeze*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*slams big scarry neddle filled with cure into Tinros's arm* THERE! Now go lay down and come back to work tommarow.
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I think we should let our resort threads die in piece. They are unwanted. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
No! I intend to keep it alive til' at least Mon. You may have givin up on yours but I have yet to give up on mine! *raises fist high into the air*
Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
I did not give up, I simply saw that no one was using it, and it would be bothersome, and annoying to others, if I were to keep bumping it up. You accomplished a lot. Let it die in good memories, and not bad. And all you are doing is annoying people. You don't want to make people MORE angry.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I will await my customers. And if it must die, I want it to die with honor. I want it to die as an eternal landmark to the accomplishments of serving non existant drinks and strumming up conversation.
Papa, let my thread live on forever in the memory of Hatrack as a landmark. Posted by Reticulum (Member # 8776) on :
It ISN'T a landmark though. In any way.
Posted by camus (Member # 8052) on :
quote:I want it to die as an eternal landmark to the accomplishments of serving non existant drinks and strumming up conversation.
Papa, let my thread live on forever in the memory of Hatrack as a landmark.
The problem here is that this thread, as Ret mentioned, is in no way a landmark, especially since this is not the first time a thread of this type has been created.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
If this were to die, I don't think I could ever have a life again...
Posted by Eagle (Member # 9239) on :
*Walks into Bar*
*Looks at arguing people*
*Pulls light saber out of pocket*
Alright everybody, this is a robbery...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*rolls eyes* Oh please.
*pulls out dual lightsabers*
Now just try it you servant of the Dark side!
*assumes fighting stance*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*pops some popcorn*
This should to be good.
Borgie ought to see this.
Posted by Eagle (Member # 9239) on :
*does some wickedly awesome moves*
Bring it.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*smiles* Sure.
*does a midair sumersault with lightsabers spinning so fast that they form a perfect sphere around self*
*lands behind Eagle, uses the Force to crush ground underneath Eagle and make him fall over*
*attacks Eagle with a non-stop assault of hit and run tactics*
*uses Force to lift Eagle off the ground and then throws him out window*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*cough* I thought we weren't allowed to use anymore violence here? *sniff sniff* *hack*
Ugh, I'm going back to bed.
*cough*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No mercy?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Mercy was implyed. He had the right to leave peacefully until he took arms against MY employees and guests. And Tinros, I'm alowed to use such means in order to safeguard my property (especially considering my Cyborg is MISSING!).
That reminds me, where the heck is Borgie?
Posted by Eagle (Member # 9239) on :
Ha, you have only succeded in attacking my twin clone.
*pulls out second light saber*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (battle cry)
*swings saber at Advent and knocks him upside the head*
*watches Advent fall to ground*
Give me all you chocolate and no one gets hurt.
*points a saber at Jeesh and one at Advent*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
OK that's it.
*pulls out saber*
*smacks Eagle in the stomache*
That'll teach you
*kicks Eagle*
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
*sqints eyes* Okay, NO ONE HITS ME IN THE HEAD! (its my most valuable resource)
Jeesh, now! *Jeesh flings lightsaber at Eagles torso*
*Advent Force jumps over Eagles head and uses one lightsaber to block Eagles attack and the other pierces Eagles left kneecap*
*jumps and lands next to Jeesh*
Watch him Jeesh, he's a crafty one. *assumes defensive stance*
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Um, Advent, I got him already.
Posted by Eagle (Member # 9239) on :
Dude, she's right.
*falls over in pain from multiple blows*
ow
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Hmm? Oh, well...... at least he won't be much of a threat when he wakes up. Having only one leg can do that to a person you know. Posted by Eagle (Member # 9239) on :
ow
all I wanted was the chocolate.
ow
Oh hail mighty Jeesh and Advent Thou has wounded the mighty Eagle. Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
And stay down damn you.
*uses blunt end of lightsaber to knock Eagle unconcious*
(mumbles something about idiot thieves and not doing their research)
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Then you should have asked for it, trying to rob my Resort is NOT a good idea.
Heres your chocolete.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Eh, he didn't plan on me, that's what. You're too easy to take down.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Yes, well.... good work Jeesh. Now do you have any idea what happend to Borgie? He seems to have disappeared from the Resort, which shouldn't be possable....
*thinks*
Wait a sec.... Jeesh were you implying I'm easy to take down?! Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No idea where Borgie is.
Yes. Yes, I am.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No idea where Borgie is.
Yes. Yes, I am.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Stupid ADD...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
You only NOW realized it did that?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No, you weren't replying so I posted something.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*Looks for Borgie*
*Sings*
In the quiet, misty morning, when the moon has gone to bed...
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Well some of us have a life on the outside.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Well some of us have a life on the outside.
What's that supposed to mean?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
That's why I wasn't replying to the thread.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
*glare*
I have a life, I just happen to be mad at it right now.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Okay.....
I was just explaining why I was absent, not insulting you. (plus your online a very long time apparently)
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
quote:Originally posted by Advent 115: Okay.....
I was just explaining why I was absent, not insulting you. (plus your online a very long time apparently)
Sorry about that, that was the "normal" side of me.
Yeah, I'm online a lot because my leg is broken, and I happened to be very active. Now I can't do much besides go online or watch TV, I figured online was better.
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
Advent!!!!
my kingdom for a green beer
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sure. What kind do you want?
May I recomend a Kilkenny, a Irish Red, or a Guinness Draught?
Posted by Ramdac99 (Member # 7264) on :
gimmy a Kilkenny Red
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
One Kilkenny coming up.
*pours beer*
Here you go.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Irish Beers:
Beamish Stout Guinness Draught Guinness Foreign Extra Stout Guinness Special Edition Guinness Export Stout Guinness Stout Kilkenny Murphy's Irish Red
(trying to memorize list of Irish made beers)
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Some o' those sound like dragons.
(Pardon the accent I'm REALLY Irish.)
Posted by Roseauthor (Member # 148) on :
Hear ye, hear ye: Who amongst us is Irish, besides meself?
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Really? Cool. We have our own leprechan to intice the customers.
Jeesh, go put your lucky green suit on! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Sorry but not I.
I'm a German/Scotish/Spanish/British mutt. Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Hmm, you might have to deal with jeans, a green shirt, green rubberband, and a green hat I made during school. I can Irish Dance though, with my broken leg
Top O' the mornin' to you ye, Rose.
Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
Thats good enough Jeesh. Now dance away! Posted by Advent 115 (Member # 8914) on :
I'm taking off for class, Jeesh watch the place and amuse any customers while I'm gone.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
No problem.
*Sings*
Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling...
Posted by Roseauthor (Member # 148) on :
Unfortunately: ME Irish status doesn't get me out of work this evening! (DIMIT!!!!)
However, I did drink me beer! ( /me brushes teeth and eats the altoids!) Oh.. if yall have anyother secrets to removing the smell of alcohol.. feel free to share!!!!! LOL..
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
I hear you. Didn't get me out O' classes either. I did see me math teacher in an ol' leprauchan outfit.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
There's a chilly wind blowing, and I could use a hot drink.
Any one around?
Tinros?
Anyone?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Wow. I completly forgot about this place.
*Dusts of Borgie*
Get Tante a Hot Chocolate.
*Watches as Borgie makes a Hot chocolate and gives it to Tante*
Yay, he still works!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Hi Jeesh! I wandered off when the place looked shuttered, and now when I checked in, my hot chocolate is all cold.
Chocolate milk!
Thanks!
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
I'd like a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, please.
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
Coming right up sir.
*mixes drink*
Can I interest you in anything to eat?
Posted by Mighty Robot Lords (Member # 9228) on :
Perhaps a grilled cheese sandwich? With some ham. Heck, I'll have a croque monsieur (French grilled ham and cheese).
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
::peeks in window::
Hey! This place is still in business?
::Comes in out of the cold, settles on the squishy sofa in front of the blazing hearth and wraps a warm, thick afghan around shoulders::
Oh, I'd just love a great big hot chocolate. I need to thaw.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Ooh, I saw the lights come on and I had to come on in as well.
I'll start with some tequila, por favor.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
There doesn't seem to be anyone waiting bar. How's about I fix your tequila if you make me the hot chocolate.
While you're at it, put a shot of booze in it. I'm freezing!
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
I'll just take a beer. Do they stock Franziskaner here?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
They stock everything here! No one's tending bar today -- I guess we just help ourselves.
::moves the sofa a bit closer to the fireplace::
It's good to come in from the cold.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
I would like a glass of water.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
::serves up a hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps ::
There ya go. Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
*makes self a chocolate-ketchup milkshake, and grabs a bowl of chips*
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
A chill wind blows, blows through the trees, stripping leaves from limb and strewing them with wanton abandon on the cold, unyielding ground. A chill wind that, like the X-Ray glasses advertised at the back of the comic books, makes all my layers of clothing irrelevant, as it pierces through layers of wool and cotton to my bare skin, to my bone, to my marrow. My core temperature falls past the moribund level!
I'm so glad to be in here, warm and cozy, and helping myself to another mug of cocoa, rich with milk and Schlagobers, so thick I could almost eat it with a spoon. My goosebumps an impossible memory -- how could anyone in the world be chilled when there is warmth such as this! A delicious flush rises in my cheeks. I've thawed.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
*pours glass of water*
*drinks glass of water*
*sighs*
*smashes glass on floor*
*dances*
Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
*comes into work, sees havoc being wreaked, flips out*
Wow, broken glass, people helping themselves to drinks... this can't happen. Bartender here to save the day!!
*cleans up glass, steps behind bar, dusts off glasses, put up "open" sign*
Tante, can I interest you in a haiku?
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Can I get something warm and vaguely anti-cold (as in the sickness - I think I'm coming down with something, as my nose keeps running)?
*grabs a blanket and huddles by the fire*
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Can I have a glass of water?
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Given what you did last time, I'm not convinced there was water in that glass.
*gets Carrie a cup of hot chocolate and a cup of tea*
Take your pick. Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
I've never double-fisted non-alcoholic beverages before. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
::hands Steve the broom::
You ARE going to sweep that up, right?
Hi, Tinros. Nice to see you here.
Carrie, try the chicken soup. You'll feel better in a jiffy.
I'm still sipping my chocolate. It warms me to the core. Ahh . . .
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
quote:Originally posted by Carrie: I've never double-fisted non-alcoholic beverages before.
I've never double fisted non-non-alcoholic drinks before. I've always been more interested than the people in a bar than the drinks. Though I'm not opposed to the occasional German wheat, or shot of Jaeger.
And you're missing out!
I was trying to think of a saying that'd go along with the ole "beer before liquor never been sicker, liquor before beer you're in the clear." But I can't think of what rhymes with chocolate, and all I can come up with for tea is "Chocolate before tea will make you pee." Has anyone seen my thinking cap?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Ah, a warm breakfast! Hot Cafe Cubano, but not in one of those teensy cups -- I want a big American mug, grits with butter and an over easy egg. Salt and pepper, and a good dash of hot sauce.
I'll just sit at this table nearest the fire and warm myself while I wait for that to be ready. I can feel my goosebumps receding, and the feeling return to my cold hands and feet.
Ah . . . this is just lovely!
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Hey now, there were those college parties wherein double-fisting was necessary, both out of party rules and out of a lack of desire to talk to anyone. I never said I did it at a bar...
I'll drink some tea and eat a bowl of turkey chili, made from leftovers. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
How's the cold, love? There's plenty of warm afghans (and, oddly, a hawt Afghan, over there in the corner) and room on the squishy sofas near the fireplace.
Here, have a hanky.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
*sweeps up glass*
Can I have some water now, please?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
*tosses SR a bottle of water*
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
The cold is much better, thanks! I've stopped sniffling, for the most part, thanks to sleeping in a sweatshirt last night and keeping my feet warm.
Can I get another hot chocolate? I'll be over snuggled on one of the squishy sofas by the fireplace.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
*fixes Carrie another cup of hot chocolate*
Enjoy.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Yum, thanks.
If I doze off here, does that count as sleeping IRL? I could use that. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
::adjusts thermostat:: ::adds another log to the fire:: ::wraps tightly in a thick, warm afghan::
Ah . . .
Oh man! I forgot to get my drink. I just got comfortable, too. Would someone mind getting me a big mug of Orange Spice tea with just a dollop of bourbon in it?
And a cookie?
Thanks. You're a dear.
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
*hands Tante a mug of Orange Spice Tea with just a dollop of bourbon in it and a cookie*
Can I interest anyone in a cheese sandwich?
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
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Descoloda Delight- It is a drink so out of this world that it feels like it is molding its flavor to your very cells. It’s a unique drink in the fact that it has no standard taste; it actually molds itself to your taste buds. ![[Embarrassed]](redface.gif)
Regretful Savior- It starts out sweet and slowly begins to become more and more sour with every sip you take until you are almost crying from the bitter taste.![[Evil]](graemlins/evil.gif)
Flaming Formic- Starts out with a citrus and slightly spicy taste, and then slowly builds up to a hot burning sensation, followed by a low level sour flavor, and ended by a wave of sweetness. Be warned that its effects are quite strong.![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif)
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Hot Sleep- This drink start of very spicy, it then is consumed by a wave of sweetness. A very robust flavor, not for the faint of heart.![[Wave]](graemlins/wave.gif)
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$350?!?!?! ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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I kinda programmed the borg with a personality before I left to go to dinner with my parents. His cold, metallic gaze was frightening away some of the customers. ![[Taunt]](graemlins/taunt.gif)
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