quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
Hey! Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer! Too bad he never cries.
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
I had no idea what you were talking about, Noemon, so I went to find it. That was a disturbing video.
I don't think you missed any though.
--ApostleRadio
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Heheh, Bruce Lee could take all of them too... at the same time.
*Sigh* /drifts of into a dream world imagining the sheer ownage with resulting carnage.
Edit: for great justice (and spelling)
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Originally posted by prolixshore: I had no idea what you were talking about, Noemon, so I went to find it. That was a disturbing video.
I don't think you missed any though.
--ApostleRadio
What terms did you google to find it, out of curiosity? I spent about a week singing that song in the shower before I was able to get it out of my head.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
I searched using just bruce lee chuck norris on video.google. The video is a hashed vesion of the fight scene in Return of the Dragon. I think it's also somtimes known as part of the Chinese Connection series. Unfortunately I couldnt find an uncut version. The cat is part of the original movie. I have no idea why the director included it; perhaps he was chasing too much dragon himself.
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
I just put in the lyrics you typed, Noemon. Part of them, anyway. "Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight" worked for me.
--ApostleRadio
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I *think* that we're talking about different things, calaban. Are you talking about the animated video for the song The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
This was a full-length cartoon about Chuck Norris, karate commando and his multi-racial group of friends battling an evil, redheaded man who talkssssssss like a ssssssssnake....
-pH
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Right. And if that's what caliban was talking about in response to my question, we're talking about two different cartoons (and if caliban wasn't answering my question, then we're talking about my lack of reading comprehension )
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
This is amazing. I think All Your Base Is Belong To Us is about to get company.
Holy Schamoley Batman! Mr. Rogers committed Hari Kari! That is phenominal. I want a silk screen of the scene with Mr. Rogers.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
I just can't believe they even threw Arrested Development in there. This video rawks!
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I want the closeup of Godzilla's angry eyes (the angry eyes in response to Optimus Prime's stopping the skyscraper from falling, not the ones in response to being hit by a bat-grenade) on a black t-shirt.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
quote:Originally posted by prolixshore: I had no idea what you were talking about, Noemon, so I went to find it. That was a disturbing video.
I don't think you missed any though.
--ApostleRadio
What terms did you google to find it, out of curiosity? I spent about a week singing that song in the shower before I was able to get it out of my head.
It was stuck in my head for two solid weeks. It was driving me crazy. I tried watching it again, because sometimes that helps, but it didn't. Finally, I passed the curse on to someone I knew, and that worked. Go figure...
And it's at http://www.ultimateshowdown.org/, believe it or not. Definitely worth paying for a domain name, I think.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That is the coolest video I have ever seen.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
Wow.
Heh. Noemon, I hadn't seen that flash video until just now. I thought you were referencing the Video I linked earlier which is disturbing for theatrical, directorial, and amazingly poor techno music reasons.
Posted by calaban (Member # 2516) on :
Wow.
Heh. Noemon, I hadn't seen that flash video until just now. I thought you were referencing the Video I linked earlier which is disturbing for theatrical, directorial, and amazingly poor techno music reasons.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Hey Noemon,
"This is the ultimate showdown... of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions... as far as the eye can see."
Y'know, just so you can have another week of fun.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Originally posted by starLisa:
quote:Originally posted by Noemon: ::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
Right, right, Bill S. Preston. I knew something seemed wrong with that.
I knew who pretty much everyone named in the song was (except for Andrew Carter), but there are a couple of background figures I'm not sure of. Who is the guy surfing through the sky? There are also two pairs of people fighting that I'm not placing. One of the people in one of these pairs has a smiley face looking head, and (if I'm remembering correctly), one of the people in this pair knocks the other one down. The other pair is made up of two ordinary looking people kind of slapping at each other (again, if memory serves--I can't view the video from work).
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:Originally posted by Primal Curve: Hey Noemon,
"This is the ultimate showdown... of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions... as far as the eye can see."
Y'know, just so you can have another week of fun.
I pretty much already condemned myself to that by typing out the list of people who kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
Posted by raventh1 (Member # 3750) on :
No offence to video.google but man if it's flash keep it as flash.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Noemon, one of those pairs looks like a Jawa throwing around the remains of C-3PO and R2. The other one, I don't know...maybe the one on the right is from Prince of Persia, but I could be wrong.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
No, I recognized the jawa holding the 3PO parts. There are two other pairs.
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
One of the pairings comes from this. Which was done by the same people who did Ultimate Showdown. I'm not sure why Santa gets run over by the Delorian, and the snakes with Samuel L Jackson still confuses me.
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
That Ultimate Showdown rules, but there's a secret to it.
Chuck Norris actually won that contest. He released the edited video himself to lull people into complacency, and to find out how his true supporters are.
I'm still with you Chuck! Let's go kick some ass, roundhouse style!
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
The snakes with Samuel L Jackson has to be a reference to his "Snakes! On a plane!" thing, doesn't it?
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Where's the mini-lop with a switchblade? There is no ultimate showdown without Bun-bun.
Posted by erosomniac (Member # 6834) on :
quote:the snakes with Samuel L Jackson still confuses me.
quote:Originally posted by Dagonee: Where's the mini-lop with a switchblade? There is no ultimate showdown without Bun-bun.
Maybe he was mind controlling Mr. Rogers.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
quote:Originally posted by starLisa:
quote:Originally posted by Noemon: ::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
Right, right, Bill S. Preston. I knew something seemed wrong with that.
I knew who pretty much everyone named in the song was (except for Andrew Carter), but there are a couple of background figures I'm not sure of. Who is the guy surfing through the sky? There are also two pairs of people fighting that I'm not placing. One of the people in one of these pairs has a smiley face looking head, and (if I'm remembering correctly), one of the people in this pair knocks the other one down. The other pair is made up of two ordinary looking people kind of slapping at each other (again, if memory serves--I can't view the video from work).
I couldn't figure out those either. At first, I was thinking "poorly drawn Silver Surfer", but I don't buy it.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
It occurs to me that no Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny can possibly be complete without Ash.
Posted by Juxtapose (Member # 8837) on :
quote:..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$ :razz:
Besides, calaban, that wasn't Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has facial hair. Period.
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
Hail to the king, baby.
--ApostleRadio
Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
Indianna Jones was subdued much too easily. I think he threw the fight that way he could escape to locate the Lost Ark.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I couldn't figure out those either. At first, I was thinking "poorly drawn Silver Surfer", but I don't buy it. [/QB]
Thanks Lisa! I wondered if it was supposed to be the Silver Surfer also, but decided that the art couldn't be *that* bad.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Originally posted by Dagonee: It occurs to me that no Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny can possibly be complete without Ash.
Maybe it's my memories of puberty speaking through me, but... you mean Ash of Pokemon fame? I would love to see Chuck Norris take on Pikachu.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
This is Ash. "Good... bad... [He's] the guy with the gun."
Posted by Grisha (Member # 6871) on :
yes, beware the rath of the evil super ninja
Posted by Grisha (Member # 6871) on :
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Posted by vonk (Member # 9027) on :
When Chuck Norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet. The lake gets Chuck.
Posted by starLisa (Member # 8384) on :
"When he's underwater does he get wet? Or does the water get him instead?" --TMBG, "Particle Man"
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon: Andrew Carter
Aaron Carter, he's a singer
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
The floating guy is Dragonball Z right?
Where's Jack Bauer?
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Here:
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quote: then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Chuck Norris spreads Chuck Norris jokes to help him get past his crippling insecurity over being a nancy boy.
Posted by Jhai (Member # 5633) on :
This is a letter my philosophy professor sent to the university newspaper earlier this year...
quote: Dear Editor,
A recent editorial in The DePauw contained the following assertion: “Using a Chuck Norris quote in your philosophy paper does not, in fact, make your argument more emphatic.” As a philosophy professor, I feel I cannot let this claim pass unchallenged. The fact of the matter is that a well-placed “Chuck Norris quote” (which I assume indicates one of the currently popular “facts” about Chuck Norris) can indeed enhance the quality of philosophical argumentation. Suppose, for instance, that you are attempting to describe the concept of teleological explanation, or explanation in terms of goals or purposes. This concept is well-illustrated by the following Chuck Norris “fact”: “Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.” Or perhaps your assignment calls for explication of the notion of success terms, terms that may be properly applied only to actions that succeed in achieving their intended aims: “Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting; Chuck Norris goes killing.” If it’s an illustration of the distinction between logical possibility and physical possibility that you’re after, the following does the trick: “According to the Laws of Physics, it is impossible for Chuck Norris to build more muscle. Upon realizing this, Chuck Norris swiftly roundhouse kicked every law of physics known to man, as well as those known only by Chuck Norris. He now has the ability to will his muscles to any level of strength he desires at any given time.” Need a nifty illustration of stipulative definition? “Chuck Norris defines ‘love’ as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.” Is it mathematical puzzles you’re after? How about: “Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.” I could go on, but these simple examples should suffice to establish my point. I hope that in the future the editorial staff of The DePauw will engage in some Chuck-related research before making broad claims about the uses to which “facts” about Chuck Norris can and cannot appropriately be put. In a Chuckshell: If you think Chuck Norris “facts” can’t enhance your philosophy paper, then you don’t know Chuck.
Sincerely yours,
Erik Wielenberg Department of Philosophy x6275
Yes, he's really that awesome a professor
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Wow... I wish my teacher were that cool.
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
Jhai's professor
--Enigmatic
Posted by ricree101 (Member # 7749) on :
quote:Originally posted by starLisa:
quote:Originally posted by Noemon:
quote:Originally posted by starLisa:
quote:Originally posted by Noemon: ::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
Right, right, Bill S. Preston. I knew something seemed wrong with that.
I knew who pretty much everyone named in the song was (except for Andrew Carter), but there are a couple of background figures I'm not sure of. Who is the guy surfing through the sky? There are also two pairs of people fighting that I'm not placing. One of the people in one of these pairs has a smiley face looking head, and (if I'm remembering correctly), one of the people in this pair knocks the other one down. The other pair is made up of two ordinary looking people kind of slapping at each other (again, if memory serves--I can't view the video from work).
I couldn't figure out those either. At first, I was thinking "poorly drawn Silver Surfer", but I don't buy it.
I thought that it was pretty cool that judohobo made it into the animation. Anyone know who the guy hitting him was?
In case you haven't seen it, Judohobo is from a kind of a goofy video from somethingawful.com. While it's a little strange, it is definitely worth at least watching once.
quote: And the angels sang out, in an imaculate chorus, and down from the heavens, decended Chuck Norris.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Curse you! Curse you all!
Now that song is stuck in my head!
Argh!
This is the Ultimate Battle, of Ultimate Destiny...
Gagh! Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.
Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :
Chuck Norris once won a billion dollars on the 'Wheel of Fortune' Every Answer was 'Chuck Norris'. The wheel was so afraid, it gave Chuck Norris half a million dollars every spin. The other contestants were mysteriously injured by round-house kicks after the first break.
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I pretty much already condemned myself to that by typing out the list of people who kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
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