quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
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quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Heheh, Bruce Lee could take all of them too... at the same time.
*Sigh* /drifts of into a dream world imagining the sheer ownage with resulting carnage.
Edit: for great justice (and spelling)
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quote:Originally posted by prolixshore: I had no idea what you were talking about, Noemon, so I went to find it. That was a disturbing video.
I don't think you missed any though.
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What terms did you google to find it, out of curiosity? I spent about a week singing that song in the shower before I was able to get it out of my head.
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I searched using just bruce lee chuck norris on video.google. The video is a hashed vesion of the fight scene in Return of the Dragon. I think it's also somtimes known as part of the Chinese Connection series. Unfortunately I couldnt find an uncut version. The cat is part of the original movie. I have no idea why the director included it; perhaps he was chasing too much dragon himself.
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I just put in the lyrics you typed, Noemon. Part of them, anyway. "Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight" worked for me.
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I *think* that we're talking about different things, calaban. Are you talking about the animated video for the song The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?
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This was a full-length cartoon about Chuck Norris, karate commando and his multi-racial group of friends battling an evil, redheaded man who talkssssssss like a ssssssssnake....
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Right. And if that's what caliban was talking about in response to my question, we're talking about two different cartoons (and if caliban wasn't answering my question, then we're talking about my lack of reading comprehension )
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Holy Schamoley Batman! Mr. Rogers committed Hari Kari! That is phenominal. I want a silk screen of the scene with Mr. Rogers.
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I want the closeup of Godzilla's angry eyes (the angry eyes in response to Optimus Prime's stopping the skyscraper from falling, not the ones in response to being hit by a bat-grenade) on a black t-shirt.
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quote:Originally posted by calaban: ..and then Bruce Lee kicked his @#$
Actually, I think it was Galdalf the Grey and Galdalf the white and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single power ranger, William S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan that kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
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quote:Originally posted by prolixshore: I had no idea what you were talking about, Noemon, so I went to find it. That was a disturbing video.
I don't think you missed any though.
--ApostleRadio
What terms did you google to find it, out of curiosity? I spent about a week singing that song in the shower before I was able to get it out of my head.
It was stuck in my head for two solid weeks. It was driving me crazy. I tried watching it again, because sometimes that helps, but it didn't. Finally, I passed the curse on to someone I knew, and that worked. Go figure...
Heh. Noemon, I hadn't seen that flash video until just now. I thought you were referencing the Video I linked earlier which is disturbing for theatrical, directorial, and amazingly poor techno music reasons.
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Heh. Noemon, I hadn't seen that flash video until just now. I thought you were referencing the Video I linked earlier which is disturbing for theatrical, directorial, and amazingly poor techno music reasons.
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quote:Originally posted by Noemon: ::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
Right, right, Bill S. Preston. I knew something seemed wrong with that.
I knew who pretty much everyone named in the song was (except for Andrew Carter), but there are a couple of background figures I'm not sure of. Who is the guy surfing through the sky? There are also two pairs of people fighting that I'm not placing. One of the people in one of these pairs has a smiley face looking head, and (if I'm remembering correctly), one of the people in this pair knocks the other one down. The other pair is made up of two ordinary looking people kind of slapping at each other (again, if memory serves--I can't view the video from work).
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quote:Originally posted by Primal Curve: Hey Noemon,
"This is the ultimate showdown... of ultimate destiny. Good guys, bad guys and explosions... as far as the eye can see."
Y'know, just so you can have another week of fun.
I pretty much already condemned myself to that by typing out the list of people who kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
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Noemon, one of those pairs looks like a Jawa throwing around the remains of C-3PO and R2. The other one, I don't know...maybe the one on the right is from Prince of Persia, but I could be wrong.
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One of the pairings comes from this. Which was done by the same people who did Ultimate Showdown. I'm not sure why Santa gets run over by the Delorian, and the snakes with Samuel L Jackson still confuses me.
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That Ultimate Showdown rules, but there's a secret to it.
Chuck Norris actually won that contest. He released the edited video himself to lull people into complacency, and to find out how his true supporters are.
I'm still with you Chuck! Let's go kick some ass, roundhouse style!
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The snakes with Samuel L Jackson has to be a reference to his "Snakes! On a plane!" thing, doesn't it?
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quote:Originally posted by Noemon: ::whew! Did I miss any? I feel like I'm forgetting a chunk of them::
Damn, that was close. Bill S. Preston, but other than that, you did the whole thing. Oh, and they came out of nowhere lightning fast before the kicking part. <grin.
Right, right, Bill S. Preston. I knew something seemed wrong with that.
I knew who pretty much everyone named in the song was (except for Andrew Carter), but there are a couple of background figures I'm not sure of. Who is the guy surfing through the sky? There are also two pairs of people fighting that I'm not placing. One of the people in one of these pairs has a smiley face looking head, and (if I'm remembering correctly), one of the people in this pair knocks the other one down. The other pair is made up of two ordinary looking people kind of slapping at each other (again, if memory serves--I can't view the video from work).
I couldn't figure out those either. At first, I was thinking "poorly drawn Silver Surfer", but I don't buy it.
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It occurs to me that no Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny can possibly be complete without Ash.
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Indianna Jones was subdued much too easily. I think he threw the fight that way he could escape to locate the Lost Ark.
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I couldn't figure out those either. At first, I was thinking "poorly drawn Silver Surfer", but I don't buy it. [/QB]
Thanks Lisa! I wondered if it was supposed to be the Silver Surfer also, but decided that the art couldn't be *that* bad.
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quote:Originally posted by Dagonee: It occurs to me that no Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny can possibly be complete without Ash.
Maybe it's my memories of puberty speaking through me, but... you mean Ash of Pokemon fame? I would love to see Chuck Norris take on Pikachu.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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I pretty much already condemned myself to that by typing out the list of people who kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
