That would be... marvelous.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Heh heh. What would be the 30 seconds of exposition, I wonder?
Posted by BlackBlade (Member # 8376) on :
Thanks! I was just thinking, "I need new wallpaper for my desktop."
Getting River Tam to start indiscriminately beating up everyone would not be difficult to setup in 30 seconds IMO.
Posted by Occasional (Member # 5860) on :
30 Sec. of Expostion
Int. - Serenity - Space
Mel: I just heard some very terrible news. Our friend River Tam, after she decimated the space zombies . . .
Jayne: Your talking about the Reavers.
Mel: Yea. Anyway, she has gone absolutely crazy and is going after both Reavers and humans. We have to stop her.
Kaylee: Poor girl.
Inara: Good luck. I have a date.
Simon: (bursting in) My sister . . .
Everyone: We Know!
Ext. - Future City - Day
River fights everyone in her sights for the next 90 minutes.
Posted by Nathan2006 (Member # 9387) on :
Mal and the gang arive on the planet, followed by reavers.
Zoe and Inora fight the oncoming reavers while Mal, and Jayne crack jokes, unable to defend themselves.
Simon tries to find River.
And then River accidentally kills Simon, who was only trying to help her, and then screams to the skies at the futility of life.
Fade to black.
Roll credits.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(90 seconds of it. Wait...Lucas will sue. Nevermind.)
Posted by Sterling (Member # 8096) on :
Three seconds of exposition:
"Hump! Look out! River Tam!"
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
Jayne is kneeling next to a bulkhead, operating a hand drill.
Mal: Jayne, tell me your not drilling my ship.
Jayne: If this isn't the best thing you've ever seen I'll buy the ship from you.
Jayne motions Mal over to look through the hole he's just made.
Mal: (foreign swearing) All four of them are showering at once?
Jayne: I drank a couple of bottles from the doc's bag and horked all over 'em at dinner. I don't feel so good.
Jayne falls over.
*From the other room* Kaylee: What was that.
Inara: I think we just fell for the classic 4 girls in the shower trick.
Zoe: I wasn't fooled, but I figure the Captain deserves a little fun now and again.
River: *screams*
Simon walks in.
Simon: That sounded like the scream River makes when someone's seen her showering and she's about to go on a planet-wide rampage of killing and murder.
Jayne: Good thing I waited until we were landed.
*Wipe to River's planet-wide rampage of killing and murder.*