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Thanks! I was just thinking, "I need new wallpaper for my desktop."
Getting River Tam to start indiscriminately beating up everyone would not be difficult to setup in 30 seconds IMO.
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Jayne is kneeling next to a bulkhead, operating a hand drill.
Mal: Jayne, tell me your not drilling my ship.
Jayne: If this isn't the best thing you've ever seen I'll buy the ship from you.
Jayne motions Mal over to look through the hole he's just made.
Mal: (foreign swearing) All four of them are showering at once?
Jayne: I drank a couple of bottles from the doc's bag and horked all over 'em at dinner. I don't feel so good.
Jayne falls over.
*From the other room* Kaylee: What was that.
Inara: I think we just fell for the classic 4 girls in the shower trick.
Zoe: I wasn't fooled, but I figure the Captain deserves a little fun now and again.
River: *screams*
Simon walks in.
Simon: That sounded like the scream River makes when someone's seen her showering and she's about to go on a planet-wide rampage of killing and murder.
Jayne: Good thing I waited until we were landed.
*Wipe to River's planet-wide rampage of killing and murder.*
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