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Topic: Hey Ms. Lust!? You available?
Gluttony
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Member # 4814
posted September 05, 2003 02:50 AM
I know I don't have the best eating habits, and I'm not that pleasant to look at, and I am really big boned, but I was wonderin' if maybe you and I could hook up this weekend. I'm off work this Friday, and its been nearly five months since I last saw you. So, if you can manage to find some time off, maybe tell Onanism to quit being so touchy and ditch the guy, I'd like to go to the Sizzler with you.
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Narnia
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Member # 1071
posted September 05, 2003 03:40 AM
Hey, I think he's hitting on you...
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Lust
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Member # 4817
posted September 05, 2003 08:36 AM
Edited because Lust likes to keep it clean. Sometimes. Trust me honey, you couldn't handle the Lustmistress. [ September 05, 2003, 08:39 AM: Message edited by: Lust ]
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celia60
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Member # 2039
posted September 05, 2003 08:49 AM
Tampopo: where gluttony and lust get together to play with thier...food.
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T. Analog Kid
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Member # 381
posted September 05, 2003 10:39 AM
<sniff> my two favorite vices getting together... how awesome!
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Apocalypse
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Member # 4819
posted September 05, 2003 10:55 AM
<sniff> My little babies are all grown up!
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katharina
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Member # 827
posted September 05, 2003 12:41 PM
That was a great movie.
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Gluttony
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Member # 4814
posted September 05, 2003 12:51 PM
Ahhh, celia, my old friend. Remember when we teamed up against that co-worker of yours? Good times. Come on, Lust. Why are you delaying? Are you seeing Procrastination?! You know nothing will ever get done between you and him, if you are. Apocalypse: Your little babies?
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celia60
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Member # 2039
posted September 05, 2003 01:07 PM
"this is your mother's last meal. EAT!" Gluttony, now those were the days. She's still not back to her original weight, but she was too skinny when she got here anway.
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Sloth
New Member
Member # 5622
posted September 05, 2003 01:20 PM
I'd come hang out, but I think I'd rather sit here and refresh the same screen all day. Either that or go back to bed.
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gossip
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Member # 4849
posted September 05, 2003 01:31 PM
Hey, did you here about Gluttony and Lust? Well, lets say that they just went to an All you can eat Buffet.
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Wrath
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Member # 5623
posted September 05, 2003 01:37 PM
You people and your petty social crap are really starting to piss me off.
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Gluttony
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Member # 4814
posted September 05, 2003 01:37 PM
Whatever you've heard is true. Especially the parts dipped in ranch. Edit: mmm...grapes. [ September 05, 2003, 01:38 PM: Message edited by: Gluttony ]
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Wrath
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Member # 5623
posted September 05, 2003 01:38 PM
Give those back, you pig. *snatches grapes*
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Gluttony
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Member # 4814
posted September 05, 2003 01:40 PM
You know, a box of bon bons would do wonders for your mood.
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A Soft Answer
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Member # 5624
posted September 05, 2003 01:46 PM
There, there. No need to get so upset. *leads Wrath out of the room*
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gossip
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Member # 4849
posted September 05, 2003 02:58 PM
Did you hear that Gluttony is feeling his Wrath in public?
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