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Dan_raven
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Many men would rather play video games than go out on a date. The woman want to know why. Here are a few of the--um--cleaner reasons.

1) You can Win against a computer game.
2) Volume Control and Mute options.
3) Beating a game does not result in jail time.
4) You can't get your GameCube pregnant
5) X-Box is much cheaper than X-Wife
6) Turns on by just pressing one, easy to reach, button.
7) If your friend plays your favorite game you don't have to kill him. That is unless he erases your high score.
8) You can score with the same hot one that any Rock-star does.
9) You do not run the risk of meeting the Vice Squad for buying it--unless you are buying a game called "Vice Squad".
10) You don't have to buy it dinner first.
11) You don't have to cuddle with it (but you can if you really want to.)

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twinky
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Sopwith
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You can also swap games with your friends and no one gets in trouble.

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Ralphie
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Also, I just don't swing that way.

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zgator
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When you're done playing with the video game, you can just walk away.

You don't have to worry about whether the computer enjoyed it or not.

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Lalo
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The faster you finish, the better you are.

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Jon Boy
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Video games come with instruction manuals.

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Primal Curve
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You can fart, pick your nose and belch around it, and it won't care.

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Scythrop
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When a game gets difficult, you can just punch in a cheat code.

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Ralphie
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The faster you finish, the better you are.

Laffs to you, Sir.

When you're done with a game you can trade it in or get cash.

You can have more than one favorite.

A game has never said, "I think we should get to know each other better before we go to the next level."

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Trisha the Severe Hottie
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A game will never call you a "controller" as if it were the filthiest word in the English language.

Games don't watch Dr. Phil and tell you about it.

[ December 05, 2003, 08:30 PM: Message edited by: Trisha the Severe Hottie ]

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Paul Goldner
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Sadly, games don't "kiss" you back...

Read kiss as you will.

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suntranafs
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YEs! Dan, I think you really have something there. You should definitely employ these ideas! So next time you have a extremely beautiful woman come your way, just give her my number, I'll take her off your hands(I'm a trained professional at this and will be able to deal with the situation effectively since my entire life has been devoted to this occupation)
[Blushing]

[ December 05, 2003, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: suntranafs ]

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MEC
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how about dating women while playing video games? not like bringing a gameboy on a date, I mean play video games for a date, if they're into it anyway.

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butterfly
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That could work. For some girls. And maybe not for a first date.

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Maccabeus
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It was working with Megan, but she decided shortly thereafter that we had no chemistry.

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butterfly
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Don't mind me, I'm easily amused.

[ December 06, 2003, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: butterfly ]

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Javert
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Given the option, I would much rather date women. Unfortunately, I don't have a choice. [Grumble]

*goes back to playing video games* [Cry]

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Liquor and Fireworks
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Who needs women when you can just download the nude patch for Dead or Alive. [Smile]

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Hobbes
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What I find most interesting is that the topic starter is married. o_O

[Wink]

Hobbes

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Jon Boy
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Who needs women when you can just download the nude patch for Dead or Alive.

But see, that just pretty much guarantees that you won't have any women.

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Maccabeus
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Yeah, if you're going to download a nude patch you need the one for Tomb Raider. [Monkeys]

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