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romanylass
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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html?menu=news.quirkies

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"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

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quote:
Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints.
O.o
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Elizabeth
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Oh my. And those cherries, what in the name of Pete are they doing??
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Sara Sasse
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Uh, whatever it is, they're sure liking it. [Eek!]
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[ROFL]
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[ROFL]
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Elizabeth
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Ok, here are a couple of questions. What is the green guy? Is he a he? What, in fact, ARE the genders of the fruits?
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Elizabeth
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Well, Speed, you must go nutsover all the smilies on this message board. Do you prefer a rolling yellow head, or an annoying grinning one?

Geez, now that I see them in this light, I think the yellow smilies are ALL a bunch of floozies. I am surprised the Cards allow them here.
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TMedina
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It's not as bad as the obviously phallic-shaped container for Powerade sports drinks.

-Trevor
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Well, that IS what they seem to be doing. [Eek!]
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[ROFL]
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Hmmm, my first thought was that seeing as how they are fruits they must, by definition, be male.
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Well, fruits, by definition, are ovaries, IIRC, and therefore female.

Too many commas!!!!
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Elizabeth
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The two cherries are female. Not sure about the lemon. The green dude is one kinky cartoon character.
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ae
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That's hilarious. I'm blogging that.
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TMedina
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Well, being a fruit has a certain appeal.

-Trevor
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Katarain
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Sexual Sweets Hoax Unveiled--A Schoolboy Prank

What I can't find is whether or not the wrappers themselves are real...

-Katarain
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Jaiden
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The wrappers are for sure real

(Go to products on the bottom of the page...)

[ September 18, 2004, 05:29 PM: Message edited by: Jaiden ]
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Sara Sasse
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Those wrappers make me want to don a habit. I've lost several points of virtue just by looking at them again.
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Elizabeth
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A bad habit, Sara?
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Sara Sasse
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A minimalist habit. Black and white, the classy colours for the chic chick.

Although fruti candies ... nah, not to go there. Stick with the habit of virtue. *grin
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Bob_Scopatz
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This puts a whole new face on the phrase "be fruitful and multiply."

And let me just say, you do NOT want to see the banana candies.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Very unappealing.
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Sara Sasse
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(I cannot make this joke on Hatrack.)
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(another joke that cannot be made on hatrack)
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Bob_Scopatz
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suckers!
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punwit
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Is there any way to stem the tide of fruit proliferation. I think it is quite unbecoming, seedy at best.
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Sara Sasse
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More along the lollipop line.
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punwit
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Can you imagine the fun we would have had with the old M&M's campaign?
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Elizabeth
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The frightening thing for me is that I am oddly attracted to the green guy.

Did I actually WRITE that?

It was the Yellowtail Shiraz talking. Darned grapes.
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pooka
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Huh. I'm surprised no one has mentioned Kama's Haribo/anatomy problem.
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Elizabeth
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Pooka, I have been biting my tongue on that one. It was the first thing that crossed my mind, though, and I will say nothing more than that.
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TMedina
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You people are just...wrong.

[Big Grin]

-Trevor
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Elizabeth
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Trevor, you are so right about that.
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Sara Sasse
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Man, I knew I'd seen "Haribo" somewhere recently.

They do say the biggest sex organ is in the head. (I didn't know it was Kama's nose, but hey, it's a cute one.)
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TMedina
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Edit: Deleted for good taste. So to speak.

-Trevor

[ September 18, 2004, 09:06 PM: Message edited by: TMedina ]
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Elizabeth
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You think you are so puree, don't you?
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TMedina
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Bah, that wasn't as smoothie as you might like. [Big Grin]

-Trevor
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Elizabeth
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Yo!Gird your tongue!
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