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JaneX
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Let them stay gay!

[Big Grin]

~Jane~

[ February 22, 2005, 11:10 PM: Message edited by: JaneX ]

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(To all of those who IMed me to yell, "YOU MADE A DOBIE!" - I'm generally opposed to dobies. I just made this one to bug my mom. [Razz]

And 'cause the penguins were so cute. [Big Grin] )

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[ROFL]

And a [Roll Eyes] to the activists.

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Danzig
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I would kick them out of my home. It is one thing for humans to display homosexual behavior, but gay animals are unnatural.
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Beren One Hand
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Penguins, they're always dressed up and clean, of COURSE they're gay.

John Stewart did a really funny segment on gay zoo animals a while back. Just thought I'd mention it.

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Book
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Have they ever tried... not being gay?
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Like penguins aren't already unnatural enough. [Roll Eyes] [Wink]

Hobbes [Smile]

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[Eek!] Hobbes!

You're walking a fine line, young man...

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Hobbes
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Actually, I think this proves my sweet, innocent nature, as despite the thread topic and content I didn't even think of the dirty version of interpreting what I said. ::halo::

Hobbes [Smile]

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Book
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Penguins are the weiner dogs of the sea. They're frumpy, have short, silly legs, are awkward and pompous looking, and just naturally cute.

On the other hand, I'm not surprised that all penguins are gay. I mean, you can tell. They're always dressed up for no reason. Even the gals have tuxes on all the time. [Razz]

[ February 23, 2005, 12:53 AM: Message edited by: Book ]

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Nuke the gay whales!
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Ela
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I think I have won the prize for having created the most dobied thread of all time. [Razz]
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This reminds me of a story my 9yr old wrote for school.

The assignment was to write a story that included ten facts about penguins. This is what he came up with.

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Koolpoppy the Penguin
By: John

The penguins in the Galapagos Islands were too hot so they spread out. “I think I should take off some of my blubber and fluff,” Derek yelled. Koolpoppy thought about the other penguins in the South Pole as he flapped his wings to get cool. Tony yelled, “Stop dreaming ping head I want to take a vacation too.” Tony was the mind-reader. “But I will take a vacation,” Koolpoppy yelled.

So, Koolpoppy went to the South Pole. Koolpoppy swam to the South Pole. He got there in two months.

When Koolpoppy got to the South Pole, the penguins were getting warmer. They were all getting together and there were 5,000 of them. Koolpoppy thought it wasn’t so great to live all crammed together. “Life is cooler back on the island.” he said to himself.

So, he went back home. Koolpoppy told Tony and Derek and the other penguins that the South Pole wasn’t cool. Tony said, “I knew you were going to say that.” But no one believed Koolpoppy…or Tony.

The Galapagos Island penguins went to the South Pole, but Koolpoppy stayed home. It was fishing season at the Galapagos Islands so Koolpoppy caught a lot of fish. When the other penguins got back home, they were bored and hungry. Koolpoppy made a welcome home party and sold fish and Koolpoppy was rich.

The
End!!!

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Beren One Hand
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Your son is a leader, not a follower. [Smile]
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Pitohui

[ February 23, 2005, 06:06 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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An insult to all of penguin kind! I blind you all with the purity of non-gay penguins!! [Big Grin]
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quote:
Director Heike Kück said they wanted to see if the birds were really gay, or just lacking in opportunities.
*giggle*
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