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Topic: Rhetorical Questions Answered Here
Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 09:35 AM
This is the spot for you to pose your rhetorical questions and have them answered, eventually, by our team of crack researchers. As soon as we can get them off of crack and into methadone replacement therapy, they'll hop all over your questions.
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Raia
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posted March 20, 2005 09:39 AM
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Joldo
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posted March 20, 2005 09:52 AM
If Mothra fought a mutant bee in a giant wool sweater, who would win?
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Elizabeth
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posted March 20, 2005 10:02 AM
So, class, is math important in the real world? Well---no, no hands, please, that was a rhetorical question.
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Elizabeth
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posted March 20, 2005 10:15 AM
How can you be so stupid????
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Elizabeth
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posted March 20, 2005 10:16 AM
Is there ever any juice in this house???
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Raia
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posted March 20, 2005 10:17 AM
Why me??
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Dagonee
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posted March 20, 2005 10:17 AM
quote: How can you be so stupid???? It's hard, hard work.
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Speed
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posted March 20, 2005 10:19 AM
What the hell?
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vwiggin
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posted March 20, 2005 10:19 AM
Why am I eating week old bread?
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Elizabeth
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posted March 20, 2005 10:19 AM
Why does Dagonee think he is qualified to answer my questions???
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Dagonee
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posted March 20, 2005 10:20 AM
Because the bread was made a week ago.
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TMedina
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posted March 20, 2005 10:22 AM
What is the law, if not rhetorical?
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Dragon
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posted March 20, 2005 10:31 AM
Why is Bob so amazingly funny?
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Megan
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posted March 20, 2005 10:38 AM
I hope it's ok if I ask more than one...
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ketchupqueen
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posted March 20, 2005 11:26 AM
Because it's part of an evil conspiracy against curly-haired people.
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AntiCool
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posted March 20, 2005 11:27 AM
quote: What the hell? Hell the place go damned souls.
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Little_Doctor
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posted March 20, 2005 11:39 AM
Why do 24-hour stores have locks on the doors?
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Joldo
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posted March 20, 2005 11:53 AM
Why was my question more hypothetical than rhetorical?
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vwiggin
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posted March 20, 2005 11:55 AM
*gnaws hard bread*
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Icarus
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posted March 20, 2005 11:57 AM
Was this really necessary?
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mothertree
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posted March 20, 2005 11:58 AM
Do you think money just grows on trees?
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vwiggin
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posted March 20, 2005 12:05 PM
Do I look like an idiot?
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rivka
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posted March 20, 2005 12:17 PM
Why do you all keep looking at me like that?
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Meshugener
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posted March 20, 2005 12:30 PM
rivka, its because you've got some crumbs on your lip.
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Mormo
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posted March 20, 2005 12:38 PM
Rivka, for me it's because I find paranoia endearingly attractive.
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rivka
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posted March 20, 2005 12:39 PM
*surreptitiously checks for crummies*
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Teshi
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posted March 20, 2005 01:37 PM
quote: Rhetorical Questions Answered Here Why are you not answering any of our questions?
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Raia
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posted March 20, 2005 01:40 PM
Bob, you need to pick up the slack here.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:19 PM
quote: If Mothra fought a mutant bee in a giant wool sweater, who would win? The answer depends on how one parses the above query. If Mothra is the one wearing the giant wool sweater, the bee wins because Mothra's wings would be pinned.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:21 PM
quote: is math important in the real world? What is this "real world" of which you speek? Fortunately for you, math is important in the fantasy world where most students reside.[ March 20, 2005, 06:21 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:23 PM
quote: How can you be so stupid???? Let me count the ways...
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:23 PM
quote: Is there ever any juice in this house??? Yes.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:26 PM
quote: Why me?? Really, sometimes it just seems that way. But this time, it really is that way. We took a vote and you were selected to bear the brunt of all existence. Surely you got the memo.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:27 PM
quote: What the hell? Look again. Try under the couch. You'll figure it out.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted March 20, 2005 06:29 PM
quote: Why am I eating week old bread? Hunger, combined with laziness and a depletion of discretionary funds. I'd say you've been on Hatrack way too long and are unemployed.
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dread pirate romany
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posted March 20, 2005 07:37 PM
No, Bob, it doesn't matter who is wearing the wool sweater. Mothra has a name and the giant mutant bee doesn't. Mothra wins. Besides, does the bee have fairies that sing a special song for it?[ March 20, 2005, 07:38 PM: Message edited by: dread pirate romany ]
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Kama
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posted March 21, 2005 08:10 AM
is there a Dog named Rat?
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Lady Jane
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posted March 21, 2005 11:45 AM
quote: quote:
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Dan_raven
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posted March 21, 2005 12:09 PM
Don't you have anything better to do?
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Megan
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posted March 21, 2005 12:18 PM
quote: Because it's part of an evil conspiracy against curly-haired people. I KNEW IT!
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TMedina
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posted March 21, 2005 12:31 PM
Actually, I am.
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ketchupqueen
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posted March 21, 2005 12:33 PM
*bashes Trevor with a giant kidney stone and a hot straightening iron*
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The Pixiest
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posted March 21, 2005 01:20 PM
What's WRONG with you people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lady Jane
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posted March 21, 2005 01:23 PM
WHAT was I THINKING???
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Megan
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posted March 21, 2005 01:23 PM
quote: Actually, I am. *glare of death*
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jehovoid
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posted March 21, 2005 03:09 PM
How long now, Catiline, will you abuse our patience?
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