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Dan_raven
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Friday night I had a Hatrack dream, kinda.

I dreamed that I was President Bush's step-son.

And I believed it.

I was going to get up first thing and admit this to everyone on Hatrack.

It seems that while the media was busy talking about the President's daughters, since my brothers and I were only his step children, we were ignored. (I have no idea what happened to Mrs. Bush or my father) However after discussing his newest energy plan I got mad and decided to make the whole thing public.

The plan would confiscate Native American land for oil drilling, paying them is such a way that most of the funds would disappear into private hands before reaching the tribes.

The plan would destroy the habitats of several animals, endangering the survival of grizzly bears.

The plan would result in increased air pollution in that area.

He talked to me about it in a decietful and patronizing way that really got on my nerves, so I decided to take what he said to the public, on the net and at a party.

While there were many Hatrackers at the party, none I could name, there were also two other guests of interest--my older brother, and Shannon Daugherty.

I should have known it was a dream then, but I didn't. I haven't had a dream this real in a long time. My adrenaline was pumping from the anger I was feeling when I woke up. It took me a few half sleepy minutes to remember that President Bush was NOT my step-father.

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Beanny
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That's too weird for me....
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romanylass
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No more Limburger before bed, Dan.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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"Dan, I am your stepfather!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Et cetera, et cetera.

--j_k, who read "Limbaugher" in romanylass' post

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Tante Shvester
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quote:
and Shannon Daugherty.
Coulda happened. Sure it could!
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Bob_Scopatz
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Dan! First the bit about reincarnation, and now this. Did you happen to go tripping in a field with JT Stryker?

Was his exchange student Shannon Doherty?

[Wink]

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