Molly Ringwraith didn't write it, but she and her fans did help to compile the quotes.
Teaser:
quote:The Inn of the Prancing Pony: STRIDER: I am waiting for Gandalf! You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have. This is where I am, and this is where I’ll stay. I will not be moved. [...] STRIDER: I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have a Ring of Power on your right hand? FRODO: Do you always begin conversations this way? [...] HOBBITS: Who are you? STRIDER: No one of consequence. HOBBITS: We must know. STRIDER: Get used to disappointment. HOBBITS: Okay.
quote:Rivendell: ELROND: Who is he? Another elf like that one? Pretty, rich and fair? ARWEN: No. A ranger. Poor. Poor and perfect, with eyes like the sea after a storm. [...] ELROND: Ewiw jewewly. Ewiw jewewly is what bwings us together today... ARAGORN: Fellowship! Say Fellowship! ELROND: I pwonownce you The Fewwowship of the Wing! ARAGORN: Finally! Boromir, keep an eye on Frodo. Legolas, come with me!
quote:EOMER: I tell you once again, surrender! GIMLI: It will not happen. EOMER: For the last time, surrender! LEGOLAS and GIMLI: Death first! ARAGORN: Do you promise not to hurt them? LEGOLAS and GIMLI: What was that? ARAGORN: If we surrender, and I introduce you, do you promise not to hurt my friends? EOMER: May I live a thousand years and never hunt orcs again!
quote:Dunharrow: ELROND: Aragorn, Arwen is dying. ARAGORN: She’s immortal. She can’t die. ELROND: Whoo-hoo-hoo! Look who knows so much, heh? Well, it just so happens that your love here is only mostly immortal. There’s a big difference between mostly immortal and all immortal. Now, mostly immortal is slightly mortal.
quote:Mount Doom, After It Erupts: [Screen goes black] PETER JACKSON: Frodo and Sam don’t get burned up by the lava. AUDIENCE: What? PETER JACKSON: Frodo and Sam don’t get burned up by the lava. I’m explaining to you because you looked nervous. [Movie continues]
*giggles*
quote:End Credits: PETER JACKSON: "The End." Now I think you oughta go to sleep. AUDIENCE: Okay... PETER JACKSON: All right. Okay, okay, okay. All right. So long. AUDIENCE: Maybe we could come over and watch it again tomorrow? PETER JACKSON: As you wish.
quote: EOWYN: Hello. My name is Eowyn. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die! [...] EOWYN: I admit it, you are better than I am. WITCH KING: Then why are you smiling? EOWYN: Because I know something you don’t know. WITCH KING: And what is that? EOWYN: I am not a man!
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No, should I? Maybe I should tell the tale of "The Song of Ice and Fire" using Donna the Buffalo Lyrics. hee hee.
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