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Topic: Darth vs Jesus: a demented comedy
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Dan_raven
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Not quite a dobie, I have no link to post to, but I do have a list:
Darth: Killed in a Death Star.
Jesus: Born under a divine star.
Darth: Tempted by Evil--complied.
Jesus: Tempted by Evil--Denied
Darth: Came back as a ghost, all his sins forgiven.
Jesus: Came back as a divine ghost, forgiving all our sins.
Darth: Saintly Mother, Unknown Father.
Jesus: Saintly Mother, Unknowable Father.
Darth: Threw the great evil into an almost bottomless pit.
Jesus: His Dad threw the great evil into an almost bottomless pit.
Darth: Salvation found when he betrayed his master.
Jesus: Found Salvation for all when his disciple betrayed his master.
Jesus: Died in agony, tortured on the cross, and came back.
Darth: Went body surfing in a lava lagoon, and came back, mostly.
Darth: Destroyed an entire world with a big ray gun.
Jesus: Have you read Revelations?
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Tara
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Excellent. ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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ketchupqueen
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quote:
Darth: Destroyed an entire world with a big ray gun.
Jesus: Have you read Revelations?
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif) Best line in the lot.
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B34N
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Evie3217
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I agree with kq. And the similarities are undeniable.
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Leonide
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oh Dan. so much funny.
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