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The bank was closed. Princesska disagreed violently with the food at the restaurant; it must have voted for Bush. After dinner I discovered my bike was stolen. I walked home in the rain.
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Super lame. My bike was stolen from outside my house a few months ago. You think you live in a good neighborhood, and somebody cuts your bike lock outside your front door.
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Look on the bright side (that's what I do). You still have all your limbs, a microwave, and a working computer that has access to Hatrack .
The bank will be open soon enough, You've strengthed your core leg muscles, and I'm sure there's more than one restaurant around.
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Just as well. All the oldtimers say that stuff will kill you anyway. Now that I know scandanavian restaurants were allowed to vote for Bush, my whole support of his administration is shattered. Oh, wait, you say the food disagreed with her. Now they're chopping up and eating dead democrats!
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quote:Originally posted by pooka: Just as well. All the oldtimers say that stuff will kill you anyway. Now that I know scandanavian restaurants were allowed to vote for Bush, my whole support of his administration is shattered. Oh, wait, you say the food disagreed with her. Now they're chopping up and eating dead democrats!
"Damn you, Alferd Packer! There were seven Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"
I hope tomorrow's a better day. KoM.
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quote:Originally posted by pooka: Just as well. All the oldtimers say that stuff will kill you anyway. Now that I know scandanavian restaurants were allowed to vote for Bush, my whole support of his administration is shattered. Oh, wait, you say the food disagreed with her. Now they're chopping up and eating dead democrats!
"Damn you, Alferd Packer! There were seven Democrats in Hinsdale County and you ate five of them!"
Is that from Cannibal! The Musical?
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quote:Originally posted by SteveRogers: Is that from Cannibal! The Musical?
No. The quote, while widely attributed to the actual judge in Packer's case, is probably apocryphal.
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alferd_Packer)
To the best of my recollection, the only thing the judge in Cannibal, The Musical says is Packer's sentence. (And then does a little dance.)
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I highly recommend a romp in the snow followed by hot chocolate. It certinaly made my day better anyway...
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In Taiwan if you lock you bike and go into a restaurant or what not there are still men who drive around in their trucks, pull up to your bicycle, and simply heave it into the bed and take off.
Sounds like a throughly unenjoyable evening, may the trend cease immediately!
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