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Beren One Hand
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Many of you are blessed (or cursed) with special powers of which, I believe, society at large has a right to know about.

For example, I know CT is a medical guru, Mack is a social worker, Troubs is a gaming addict, Ralphie is a bouncer at a strip joint... etc.

But I am interested in the special powers of our lurker friends (besides the ability to be absolutely invisible!). Of course, the old timers might also surprise us with a skill or two we did not know about...

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Fitz
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I can drink a lot of beer, and then play hockey reasonably well. If that's not a marketable skill, I don't know what is.
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::raises his eyebrow::

I'm a fish with eyebrows, does that count? Oh, and I can talk, too.

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:Locke
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I was born with six fingers on each hand. They were complete enough that they were real fingers, but underdeveloped and so they were removed shortly after birth.

Three of my toes are webbed and the rest of them are shorter than normal toes because of partial webbing.

I rule! [Party]

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Snuffles
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I suppose I count, too, as a talking dog.

grr!

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Talking Fish
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Wow, :Locke is super cool.

[Party]

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Julie
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Today and tomorrow are the first two consecutive days where I haven't had something I had to do (sports, girl scouts, band, school, camp (I'm a counselor), etc.) since June 14th and 15th (my birthday). I think being able to function on that level of sleep deprivation is a necessary skill in life and will certainly come in handy in college.
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BelladonnaOrchid
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I have some really cool special abilities.

I know quite a bit about herbs. (If I don't know it and someone asks, I'm more than obliged to learn it for the both of us.)

I can sew or craft just about anything, and my brother and fiancee are witnesses and will attest to this.

I can read tarot fairly accurately.

Oh, yes, and the most important thing-I have the special ability to turn into a poisonous orchid at will.

Special abilities are cool! [The Wave]

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r u girl? [Wink]
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I go from bored to furious in like three seconds.

My mother-in-law, and her mom, pointed out to me that I fold laundry more neatly than anyone they've ever met. (Even fitted sheets!)

[Hat]

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I'm a happy camper, which, in and of itself, really isn't that remarkable. What's remarkable is that you are hearing about me. After all, isn't it alway "I'm not a happy camper." or "That's not a happy camper."? Oh, and as for my other special abilities, I have this amazing one of being able to get sick during the last week of August EVERY year. [Wall Bash]
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I can do tons of crafts, including some very obscure things like pine needle baskets

I can often come up with ways to fix things with whatever tools happen to be at hand-so long as those things aren't electrical

[ August 31, 2003, 09:09 PM: Message edited by: Toretha ]

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Julie
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I have a pin that says "I'm a happy camper" Of course, by the time I got it I was no longer a camper but was already interning to be a counselor. Hey! That's a talent I dealt with camp food for 8 1/2 weeks. OK, by the end I was living off of cereal, salad, and PB & J, but I still didn't have any other alternatives. And the beds there aren't that comfortable either.
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Kayla
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Well, aren't you just the happy camper.
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Kayla
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Dang, my post would have been funnier if I'd typed faster. . .
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I have the ability to put a lot of dents into a tree. Trust me on this, I found out last night. Oh, and I wield a bat.

I also have the amazing ability to make food disappear in a matter of seconds.

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I was the president of search and rescue in my county for two years, until I went away to college. So now, one week into college and my life is meaningless and without purpose...Did I mention that I'd met a lot of unhappy (read sick, lost, injured, and dead) campers along the way? [Cry]
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I have a philips head screw in my chin. I can turn my feet backwards and I can ALWAYS tell when my husband is lying! [No No]
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Beren One Hand
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[Hail] Audeo, you're a super hero!

But the rest of ya are just FREAKS, FREAKS I TELL YOU! [Taunt]

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I'm pretty good at putting people at ease. This is a good skill to have when you are dealing with new cadets who are scared of everything.

That's pretty much all I have.

Oh, and I am proud of people. If you take a test (for instance) and get a B, then I will tell you how proud I am of you. It's a good skill to have as a mom.

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I have synesthesia, I have a knack for talking about random things and making people look like this- [Confused] and I know strange things like recipes for flying ointments.
I also do other things that are too weird to talk about. [Monkeys]

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*Ties Locke firmly to the comfy chair*

Mr. Locke, do you acknowledge now you are a witch? Did the devil appear to you? In what shape? Did he bid you worship him? Did you use at any time to ride upon, a stick or a pole? How high?

Answer true and you may yet save your wicked soul.

[ August 31, 2003, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]

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T_Smith
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He turned me into a newt!
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I can bark like a dog.
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Ralphie
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I have the ability to get Cyber Dan on AIM.

Get on AIM, goober.

(<--- may or may not actually be bouncer at strip club.)

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Erik Slaine
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I do have one, rather strange ability.

I can always count on an average result distribution on a pair of dice.

Physics tend to behave normally when I am present. Paranomal activity ceases. A friend of mine calls me a loadstone, because freaky events just can't happen around me. If I walk into a "haunted" area, it's like an instant exorcism.

Probably due to my disbelief. In D&D, don't tech types have some kind of resistance to magic? I think it's kind of like that.... [Wink]

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Hey :locke, I have webbed toes, too! Well, sort of, at least. My second and third toes are webbed together. This is on both feet. I also memorize digits of pi.
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Beren One Hand
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Good thing they didn't pair Erik up with Agent Moulder. That would've been one heck of a show. [Smile]

[ August 31, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Beren One Hand ]

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It would either make the show mundane or irritating. Mundane because nothing strange happens around Erik, irritating because as soon as Erik turned his back, the swamp monster, alien, or other beastie would reappear.

My special ability is to make any random idea into a compelling tabletop, roleplaying, or computer game. I guess I should be known as "Game Mechanics Man -an -an*"

* That was supposed to be a dramatic echo. [Dont Know]

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::Is glad that Storm Saxon hasn't gotten to her yet::

Whew. [Angst]

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Orchid, would you mind hopping up on these scales.

Yes, the one opposite the duck, thank you.

Oh frack, lets just build a bridge out of her anyway.

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I can whistle and hum at the same time (makes great UFO sound effects).
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Beren, I don't know if you are familiar with Mythos, but my favorite investigator is the Sceptical Pathologist who was modeled on Skully... [Big Grin]
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quote:
It would either make the show mundane or irritating.
Unless Erik resumes Agent Scully's role as Moulder's smouldering-beneath-the-surface love interest. [Smile]
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Speaking of whistleing and humming I can play the flute and sing at the same time.

Such a useful talent, I know.

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I edited my high school yearbook, so if you want to know about publication in general, ask Jon Boy. He's had way more experience than me. But if he's not around, I can answer some questions about grammar, writing a good sentence, or padding captions. Also, if you have yearbook-specific questions, I can help you there.

I've also worked as a DNA crystallographer, so if you want to know details about that small subset of biochemistry, ask me and I'll ask my boss. I'm just the trained monkey.

Finally, I've just embarked on a four-year (I hope) mission to become a bioengineer at Arizona State University. Eventually, I might end up as an expert on both. Don't ask me about Tempe, though. I'll probably never see it because I'll be stuck in my dorm room all the time studying!

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I know π to twenty-something decimal places . . .
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I have synasthaesia - the ability to "see" numbers, dates, and colours for various ideas (such as seasons, time, the alphabet...). Tis cool.

Also I can play any instrument by ear, any song I've heard. Not like the savants, but well enough that someone can recognise it.

I am also only 6 years old. [Eek!] [Razz] [Big Grin]

[ September 01, 2003, 03:44 AM: Message edited by: Morgaine ]

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Ralphie
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I can do "celebrity lips," as demonstrated in Berke Breathed's Outland.
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IQ tests rate mine as in excess of 160...whether they do so consistently is uncertain.

I also began teaching myself to read when I was two, but nowadays that's hard to demonstrate...

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I can sing the whole alphabet backwards to the tune of Greasy Grimey Gopher Guts and I can sing the alphabet forwards to the tune of the Barney Song (or as I prefer to name it, This Old Man, He Played One. not quite so embarrassing). I also have a knack for making up random little songs. My page I still need to add The Green Jell-o song and The Giant Sea Turtle song.
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Subaqua Elvis impersonator. Able to recite the whole of "its now or never" at a depth of up to 30m.
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Julie
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[Eek!] wow... that's talent. I would run out of air. [Hail]
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quote:
I fold laundry more neatly than anyone they've ever met. (Even fitted sheets!)

Now I bow down to being able to fold fitted sheets neatly because that is skill! [Hat] [Hail]

(Is there a secret you can tell me?)

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Where's Xavier? Isn't he supposed to speak out against this insidious initiative?
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Yeah, I expected that, or at least a sentinal in here.... [Dont Know]
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I have the power to magically abolish all bad situations merely by ignoring them for a while...

(I hope... O_o;; )

[ September 01, 2003, 05:09 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]

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I can make liberal people angry in 10 words or less.
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[ROFL]
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Same as Ryan. [Big Grin]
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