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Topic: HDD Hate(The Insult HDD game)
Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 05:17 PM
All right everyone, let's have it. It's been a while since we had one of these. Edit: So that the post beneath make sense. the original title was "Pat Hate" [ September 16, 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]
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Ralphie
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posted September 16, 2003 05:22 PM
You, HDD, have become my new nemesis. I now adore Pat. But you I must strike down with all of my hatred.
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Pat Must Be Stopped
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posted September 16, 2003 05:23 PM
And your journey toward the Dark Side will be complete!
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Ralphie
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posted September 16, 2003 05:27 PM
Good. I like to snipe. Look out for inauspicious windows in tall buildings.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 05:28 PM
That would be an exellent shot. Oregon to Arizona.
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Kayla
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posted September 16, 2003 05:28 PM
You seem more kranky than usual today, HDD.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 05:29 PM
Kayla-Bad day. I probably should change this to my old favorite of insult HDD day.
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Kayla
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posted September 16, 2003 05:30 PM
Hope it gets better soon. But at least your wife didn't start a sentence with "I don't want to scare you."
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 05:33 PM
If she started the conversation with that it would end not with a heart attack but that she was pregnant.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 16, 2003 05:57 PM
I'm pregnant with HDD's love child!
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 06:04 PM
Sorry, Youth, I don't swing that way. But hey thanks for the compliment. Someone already tried to convince my wife that I had fathered a child with another women. She laughed at them.
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Pat
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posted September 16, 2003 08:29 PM
I'm here to declare that HDD is not only 27 percent gay, but that his brother is one-third gay. So, in other words, he swings that way 27 percent of the time.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 08:42 PM
Patrick, they say with age the first to go is your memory. I got a 19% and even your lowest was not that low.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 16, 2003 08:46 PM
You two combined make over 50% homosexual. Does that increase your chances of you both being lovers?
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 08:49 PM
Um, no,not only would we have to be Homosexual, which we are not, not that there is anything wrong with that, but we would have to be into incest. Pat's my brother.
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 16, 2003 08:58 PM
Who's the better looking brother?
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted September 16, 2003 09:00 PM
Do we really need to clutter the front page with this garbage?
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Pat
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posted September 16, 2003 09:08 PM
Shut up, Bob. And yes, HDD is my brother, but I'm not the one who was 1/3 gay. That was Mark. Not me. Seriously. [ September 16, 2003, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: Pat ]
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted September 16, 2003 09:09 PM
Hey, this is the insult HDD thread, not the insult BtL thread! What better way to insult a man than insult his ideas? Sheesh.
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Pat
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posted September 16, 2003 09:12 PM
Oh, you see, I'll will now invoke the "It's my birthday and I can do and say anything I want" rule. So, deal with it.
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted September 16, 2003 09:15 PM
Yo, yo, yo It's your birthday. Something something something, You'll find me in the club something something something You're a wankster? <---- suddenly realizes that he's not hip
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Youth ap Orem
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posted September 16, 2003 09:18 PM
I hope you are a good lawyer cause 50 cent is gonna sue you for that.
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted September 16, 2003 09:37 PM
But I'm street! I'm keeping it real. Dawg. Fight the power. Word to your mother. S'up G? Uh huh.
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Head Ditch Digger
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posted September 16, 2003 10:57 PM
Bob-keep your day job. (that rates with the stinky comment.)
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Lime
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posted September 17, 2003 09:55 AM
*peeks in* Oh...this isn't a PC hardware thread.
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