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Wussy Actor
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A friend and I just about made each other wet our pants last night talking about country song titles. So here's a thread to post your ridiculous or hilarious country song titles. Real or fake.

Some of my favorites:

Real:
Get your tongue out of my mouth I'm kissing you goodbye.

I hardly ever sing beer drinking songs.

Not real but should be:
There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl.

The best thing about living in the country is peeing off the porch.

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mackillian
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quote:
There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl
That needs to be

There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl, bless her heart.

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Wussy Actor
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tee hee
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Marek
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Real:

You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin'

Every light in the house is blown

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TheTick
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That's 'Every light in the house is on', unless Cledus T. Judd got a hold of it.
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Dan_raven
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My only attempt at writing a Country & Western Tune:

Good bye, good looking. Good riddance.
Good going, get going, get gone.

For one who seems alright,
How could you be all wrong?

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Rhaegar The Fool
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Beer for my horses

Thats a real song, this is the chorus, Willy Nelson, Toby Keith

We lift up our glasses against evil forces
Whisky for my man,
Beer for my horses.

Rhaegar

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UofUlawguy
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I was always partial to "That Ain't My Truck"
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Marek
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How about "She Think My Tractor's Sexy"

Tick, Cledus T. Judd did get a hold of it, and that was the name of the parody.

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Rohan
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Check out Eric Snider's web site for lists of Statements Made in Casual Conversation That Sound Like Country-Song Titles . There are ten volumes, this link is number ten. My favorite: There's A Handful Of Butt In Her Hand, And It's Mine
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"I woulda broke yer picture but then I'da had to see yer face one more time."
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