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Topic: Country Song Titles
Wussy Actor
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Member # 5937
posted February 22, 2004 11:57 PM
A friend and I just about made each other wet our pants last night talking about country song titles. So here's a thread to post your ridiculous or hilarious country song titles. Real or fake. Some of my favorites: Real: Get your tongue out of my mouth I'm kissing you goodbye. I hardly ever sing beer drinking songs. Not real but should be: There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl. The best thing about living in the country is peeing off the porch.
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mackillian
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posted February 23, 2004 12:04 AM
quote: There's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl That needs to beThere's nothing sadder than an ugly little girl, bless her heart.
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Marek
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posted February 23, 2004 12:38 AM
Real: You ain't much fun since I quit drinkin' Every light in the house is blown
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TheTick
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posted February 23, 2004 11:06 AM
That's 'Every light in the house is on', unless Cledus T. Judd got a hold of it.
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Dan_raven
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posted February 23, 2004 12:17 PM
My only attempt at writing a Country & Western Tune: Good bye, good looking. Good riddance. Good going, get going, get gone. For one who seems alright, How could you be all wrong?
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Rhaegar The Fool
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posted February 23, 2004 12:49 PM
Beer for my horses Thats a real song, this is the chorus, Willy Nelson, Toby Keith We lift up our glasses against evil forces Whisky for my man, Beer for my horses. Rhaegar
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UofUlawguy
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posted February 23, 2004 12:54 PM
I was always partial to "That Ain't My Truck"
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Marek
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posted February 23, 2004 02:28 PM
How about "She Think My Tractor's Sexy" Tick, Cledus T. Judd did get a hold of it, and that was the name of the parody.
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Dagonee
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posted February 23, 2004 06:48 PM
"I woulda broke yer picture but then I'da had to see yer face one more time."
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