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Trogdor the Burninator
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**cracks knuckles**

I know you're out there, little girl.

**cracks neck**

come and get me.

Or are you too scared?

[ April 14, 2004, 12:54 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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Trogdor the Burninator
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C'mon Ralph. I know you're just licking your chops at the invitation.

Give in to your hate.

I can feel the dark side flowing through you.

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Ralphie
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You're always ready for a Ralphie smackdown.

It's just whether or not I want to give it to you.

(Squick said once that we aren't funny when we fight. It made me cry. Like this. [Cry]

)

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Trogdor the Burninator
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You listen to what Squick says? Squick doesn't know nearly as much as he thinks he does.

So whatcha been up to? Aside from becoming weak in your smackdown abilities, that is.

I have become the master, you know.

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Ralphie
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Master. Of your own domain?

Good. A family man of your age should finally show some self control.

I'm good. You know - just chillin', yo.

You?

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pooka
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This is the kind of thread that gave me all kind of imaginings of what "burninate" might mean.

Now does Master of you own domain refer to winning the bet or losing the bet?

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Ralphie
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For some, pooka, it's all the scoring they'll ever do.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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I have proof that I have frequented other, ventures.....

You?

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Trogdor the Burninator
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I'm good. I'm actually about 2 weeks from graduation, and pulling my freaking hair out. But other than that, I'm good.

I've missed ya.

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Ralphie
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I have proof that I have frequented other, ventures.....

You?

Yeah. Everyone believes people with kids get more action.

quote:
I've missed ya.

Werd.

[ April 14, 2004, 01:37 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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pooka
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:hands TtB a folding chair:
Less hugging, more smacking!

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Trogdor the Burninator
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You see, pooka.. these smackdowns always seem to drift towards others, then Ralph and I team up to destroy them.

Are you volunteering?

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Zevlag
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::kicks pooka::

You don't get it...

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Trogdor the Burninator
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And we may not get more action, we just have proof that we do get some.

So, you still got herpes?

[ April 14, 2004, 01:45 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

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Daedalus
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I hold that Squick knows exactly as much as he thinks he does. If you have a problem with his conclusions, contest them without resorting to weak-spined personal attacks, baby.

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fallow
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"oo oo oo!"

"I volunteer... POOKA!"

*points at pooka*

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Lalo -- this is a smackdown thread. No backup is necessary.

Unless that post was in character.

**eyes Lalo suspiciously**

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pooka
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I'm your huckleberry.

:aside: I have to say that Val Kilmer was really really hot in that movie.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Alright... deadline's over. Going home.

Bye.

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Book
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Got a thing for dying guys?

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fallow
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wha? I just finished popping my popcorn!!!

*whaaaaaaaa*

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pooka
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I don't know what it was. Maybe I just have an unbalanced need to take care of a man.

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Book
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Haha, the ole "nurse" syndrome. That's why I keep throwing myself in front of cars. That and the whole "suicide" thing.

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lcarus
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o_O

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celia60
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I'm good. I'm actually about 2 weeks from graduation, and pulling my freaking hair out. But other than that, I'm good.

I keep forgetting how soon that is for you. [Cool]

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