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ElJay
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I'm wearing my horns to work today. Two people so far have complimented me on my "cute kitty ears." What?!?! They look nothing like ears. Nothing. [Grumble] [Grumble] [Grumble]
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[ROFL]
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Are you giving them a mean look when they walk up?
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heh, i'm wearing some of those infamous jelly bracelets (even looked up the colors). one guy asked me what they were in class and another said "o-rings."

i've gone from sexually explicit to geek chic!

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Noemon
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[Laugh] ElJay

::Attempts to scratch the cute kitty behind the ears::

::draws back a mangled stump::

Woah, that's one mean kitty!

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Intelligence3
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Step away from the kitty.
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Kittens--Hellspawn--Difference? [Dont Know]
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Sara Sasse
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Here, kitty kitty.

[Wink]

(BTW, like dkw, I have had trouble accessing other sites while Hatrack is up on my browser. I had to restart Opera to find the link. I think Hatrack is the new Wolfram & Hart, and the evil ElJay is on the Board of Directors.)

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*grins* at EvilJay.
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ElJay
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[Grumble] [Grumble] laughing at me [Grumble] using my previous posts against me [Grumble] [Grumble]

And I look way more evil today than in that picture. Hmpf.

[Wink]

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Sara Sasse
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Hellspawn always wears pastel pink and a kittenish smile.

Gee whiz, people, get a grip. And learn how to identify evil. [Roll Eyes]

[Big Grin]

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If I was at home I would so flip that pic to one of me scowling in black leather. [Razz]
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Noemon
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You should go home ElJay.
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Sara Sasse
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Agreed.

However, you should know that I've saved the pink kitt- er, evil demon to my desktop under "Hellspawn."

I like irony.

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Sara Sasse
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[Evil Laugh]
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You know, they just don't look like "evil" horns to me. More like "magical creature" horns. Maybe that's part of your problem. [Razz]
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ElJay
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But they don't look like cat ears, do they? Can we at least agree on that please? I don't need people to be scared, just not to think I dressed up like a freakin' kitten.
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They don't look like kitten ears. Don't worry. They're just what the title of this thread says-- idiots.
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Sara Sasse
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Idiots who think ElJay makes for an adorable kitten.

Life is so harsh.

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[Big Grin] Thanks.

Edit: Thanks ketchupqueen.

[Razz]

[ October 29, 2004, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: ElJay ]

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Well I think you'd make a cute kitty! Would it be so bad to be a cute kitty?
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Sara Sasse
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Can you maybe position them more at the temples, like this or this? That might asssist the general hornishness.

(On a side note, isn't this an adorable sheep toy?)

[Ahem. Woman, I am trying to be helpful here. I am not the one too cute to be evil.

*glare ]

[ October 29, 2004, 03:16 PM: Message edited by: Sara Sasse ]

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Lost Ashes
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Yanno, evil wasn't the word that came to mind. Not even close.
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They are not kitten ears.

Though the too cute to be evil thing is certainly a possibility.

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I think they are seeing them as "too cute" due to the face under the horns.....

[Big Grin] FG

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Sara Sasse
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In contrast, I'm not too cute to be evil, although I am pretty cute.

This is me after I shaved. [Blushing]

[ October 29, 2004, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Sara Sasse ]

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I see the problem. Hell Spawn wear their horns on their foreheads not on top of their heads.
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Farmgirl
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Sara -- I knew you would never post a photo of yourself.....but I was hoping........

[ROFL] FG

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Sara Sasse
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Awww, well, Tom has put a picture of me back up at Plastic Castle.

I will get him to take it back down when I get back to Madison. Meanwhile, yes, that's me with the goofy grin.

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Oooh, Sara glared at me. [Big Grin]

I can't put them on my forehead, they are on a string that ties behind my head, so they have to be where my hair can hide it. But thank you for your help. [Wink]

And seriously, folks, that pic wasn't taken today. Although I am not dressed to try to look evil, I look no where near that fluffy, either. But it would be anywhere near as much fun teasing me that way, would it? [Razz]

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Get off it Sara, you are beautiful.

Cut out the false modesty or I'll tell everyone the full details of what it was like sharing a room with you at wenchcon. [Wink]

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Sara Sasse
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Belle, you know that was a night I'll never forget .. as I slowly slid off the bed ... [Big Grin]

I come from the land of big-headed women, that's for sure. ElJay, it isn't the glare you should fear, it's the fact that I might rest my head on your shoulder.

I have crushed many men. And that's without any horns, too.

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Nice smile, SS, you should share it. [Smile]
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Wow! That is really you, Sara? You are really very nice looking!

(I wanted to say "not at all like I thought you'd look" -- but that made it sound like I didn't think you were pretty before... -- which was not the way I was thinking at all -- I just....... better stop while I'm ahead...)

Farmgirl

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Even though I have see pictures of you before, Sara, I still always think of you with short, dark hair, kinda pixieish. I have no idea why.
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That's weird, ElJay-- I've always thought of her as having dark hair, too, although not short or pixy-ish, more shoulder length and shaped or maybe in a "flip" (but a stylish one).
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ElJay
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Oh, and:

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the too cute to be evil thing
I have fooled you all! Bwahhahahaha!
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Sara Sasse
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I take all compliments in the sincere and friendly way in which they are offered. (No worries, Farmgirl. [Wink] ) But I've always said that my fortune was never in my face -- I can be charming, but I'm no classic beauty.

Not like Mariska Hargitay the fetching brunette from L&O SVU. Y'all can feel free to picture me as Mariska. [Big Grin]

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You know, I sometimes can't tell the difference between my kittens with hellspawn - but that's more their actions than their appearance....

[ October 29, 2004, 05:26 PM: Message edited by: ludosti ]

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Sometimes there's no difference between hellspawn and a kitten.

Dagonee
P.S., Yes, I know I posted a link to the same story a little while ago. But this really is about hellspawn kittens, and I love Sluggy.

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Ya know, I never thought of Mariska as being particularly attractive. Well, not to me, anyway.

But you are pretty cute, Sara - and sorry, for some reason I did picture you with dark hair.

Although I think I was pretty close on the smile.

-Trevor

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Oh and El?

*MRRROOWWWWRR*

Yeah, I think that qualifies as evil. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

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[ROFL]
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I am deeply disturbed by the pet strollers being sold at one of the google ads this page has produced. How lazy are your pets that you have to push 'em around??
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I'd just look at all the people who ask you if you're a cat with an evil stare and say in an evil voice...Yes, human, I'm a cat...A nice, pretty, good, kitty cat...MUAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

I mean, come on, evil always masquarades as something not quite so evil doesn't it???

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quote:
I am deeply disturbed by the pet strollers being sold at one of the google ads this page has produced. How lazy are your pets that you have to push 'em around??
Don't ever go to a PETSMART then [Smile]
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No dog here, so I have no reason for Petsmart. [Wink]

Cats and dogs have 4 legs (mostly), shouldn't that mean they are BETTER at walking than me?

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They just have twice as many legs to get tripped up. We have "2 left feet", they have four "left feet."
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ElJay and Sara, you are both way too adorable to be mistaken for evil.
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Y'all can feel free to picture me as Mariska.
[Eek!] Sara, that's exactly what I've been thinking of you as looking like! (Okay, not dressed that scantily, but otherwise the same.) Are you projecting that into my mind with some kind of evil invisible code or somthing? [Angst]
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