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BannaOj
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Well we don't have polls enabled here, nonetheless place your vote!

Contestant #1
Additional picture of contestant #1 for The Confused:

http://gtrabucco.photosite.com/JohnnyDamon2004/

http://ourredsoxx.homestead.com/JohnnyDamon.html

Contestant #2

Contestant #3

[Evil]
AJ

[ November 18, 2004, 02:32 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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Space Opera
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Isn't their skin tone/hair texture incompatible with the region Jesus was from? This is an honest question.

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At least their eyes aren't blue.

[Roll Eyes]

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BannaOj
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Well I guess I could change the question to "Who would your stereotypical Jesus be?" But it just doesn't quite look as good as a thread title.

And, there is a guy from Syria in a recent article on the Phoneicians in National Geographic who is a dead ringer for Frisco, if Frisco has a tan. I tried to find it to link to it on Hatrack but National Geographic didn't put it on their website. I should scan it in for evidence but I feel slightly guilty.

AJ

[ November 17, 2004, 04:49 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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ElJay
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I don't think Jesus would wear that hat, either.
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AJ, I think you should change it to, "Who looks more like the man that whiteys try to convince themselves is Jesus?" [Wink]

I vote for #1; he's got that special Jesus twinkle in his eyes.

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So, who's contestant #1, anyway? Or should I know?
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I'm thinking Jesus would look a tad more uncomfortable with ladies hanging on him than Frisco looks.

I vote number 1.

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You SHOULD scan in that National Geographic one, AJ -- I saw it, and it should definately be a contender -- if not for Jesus, at least for a Frisco look-alike contest.

[Big Grin] FG

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Photo #2 -- Jesus, Mary & Martha (blasphemous, I know)
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Is #1 Icky?

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Actually, Frisco was hanging on the ladies, if we're being accurate here.
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Eljay - it's Johnny Damon

as in HERE

[ November 17, 2004, 04:58 PM: Message edited by: Farmgirl ]

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BannaOj
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Trust me #1 has as many ladies hanging off of him as he wants at any time.

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And Johnny Damon would be...?
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BannaOj
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(see the additonal picture I added... He's the Boston Red Sox Outfielder. Mack would have your head spitted on a sword...)

AJ

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He play for the World Series Champion Red Sox, ElJay.
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quote:
I'm thinking Jesus would look a tad more uncomfortable with ladies hanging on him than Frisco looks.
Yeah. Paint Frisco blue, though, and he'd make a killer Krishna.
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I'm not confused. Just completely and happily sports-ignorant.
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I am confused. Do we have two lady happy Eddies? Or does Frisco=Lalo? That's who I assumed it was.
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quit screwing with your first post, Banna! Oh - and the second link (with 2004 in the URL path) doesn't work)

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quote:
Or does Frisco=Lalo?
[ROFL] They are often confusing
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I obviously don't get out enough. Night all.
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They claim to be different people, but since I've only met one of them I cannot factually verify that.
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BannaOj
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Yeah Farmgirl, its fixed I won't mess with it anymore [Grumble] stupid parentheses
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Lalo's pic is his avatar on GreNME, or so he claims.
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I'd vote for Frisco, who is not Lalo.

Though Lalo does occassionally flirt with him...

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Occasionally?

They are both named Eddie - that's where the confusion comes in.

[ November 17, 2004, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

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Remember that Jesus spent his time among sinners and the infirm.
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BannaOj
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and prostitutes
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BannaOj
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So I was catching up on Get Fuzzy:
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20041103.html

and more...
http://www.comics.com/comics/getfuzzy/archive/getfuzzy-20041105.html

[ November 18, 2004, 11:50 AM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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[ROFL]
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Frisco's eyes aren't blue? They look blue on my computer.

Now I'm trying to figure out if the women in the picture are sinners, infirm or prostitutes.

Isn't it cute that all three of them have dimples?

:jealous:

I still like the [wink]other[/wink] picture of him better.

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note to self and others: If you see me on IM tonight yell at me for not scanning in the picture from National Geographic. Hmmm, You know I might actually take a picture of the page with my new digital camera, and just plug it in and download it via USB. It might even be easier than scanning.

AJ

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:confused again:

I do not have dimples.

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I just think that JC wasn't as white as he is portrayed. Its just so illogical that he would have that complexion when he lived in such a hot desert...
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Man, I never got this much attention before I started resembling a famous baseball player/spawn of a major deity.

Except from Kayla. You send a woman one naked picture...

And I have to throw in my vote for Johnny. Much like Jesus and his water---->wine trick, Mr. Damon has figured out how to turn facial hair---->cash money. Me? I've turned facial hair---->attention, and nothing more. [Razz]

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You've turned it into a woman magnet, Frisco.

And it's not just the beard -- it's the long beautiful locks. So don't change any of it -- I think you're much sexier with long hair than the photos without.

(not that my opinion counts for much)

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Frisco you've got much better teeth than Johnny Damon. His are too far apart or something.

AJ

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quote:
Is #1 Icky?
Bah. I have longer hair than either.
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Icky I don't recall seeing a picture of you before. I may have but I don't remember. Yeah you are now contestant #3.

[Smile]
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That's really you, Icky? Wow -- I forgot you were/are so young....
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Ooh, another hot guy. How is it that I've never seen a picture of Icky before?

Icky, just remember, I followed you around long before I knew you were cute. [Wink]

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Frisco's clever, sweet, and funny. I have a hard time believing he needs the Jesus look to get attention.

I think it shows how used to short hair and clean-shaven men we are that almost every story I've read about Johnny Damon mentions the beard in there somewhere. I don't read the sports pages, though, so if he's in mainstream press, it's for something other than baseball ability. [Smile]

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personally, I'd think attention from women is a much better deal than ability to turn water into wine or make money. You get the right woman, she provides booze and cash.
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So you are in the market for a Sugar Mamma, Kama?

AJ

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Once I get to make big money.
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Kama if you are the one making the Big Money, then you would be the Sugar Mamma yourself. I thought you wanted to pick up a woman who could take care of you?
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Ah.

Well, honestly, I'd rather it was a guy. But a chick will do, if she's hot enough.

For the time being, though, I'll be trying to see if I can make the big money myself. It'd be sorta fun to be a Sugar Mamma [Cool]

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*holds head in hands*
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