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Why buy cow's milk when you can get some people's milk?, August 4, 2006
Reviewer: no more hungry cows - See all my reviews
Aside from the waste of money on shipping you would pay, why not opt for the natural choice for humans, human milk. This formula was specifically designed for use in baby cows, not people whereas human milk was specifically formulated for consumption by PEOPLE! In addition to all this it comes in nice, convenient 2-packs that are (usually) very attractive and comfortable for drinking from. Not to forget that it is FREE! Go find a lactating woman instead of starving baby cows!

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My amateur theater troupe was re-enacting key scenes from 'The Passion of the Christ,' but as we're all Jews, no one had actually SEEN 'The Passion of the Christ.'

We wanted to have a shot at the walking on water thing, though, and needed a fluid with high enough viscosity to support the weight of our rather rotund Jesus. Enter Tuscan Whole Milk, 1 Gallon, 128 fl oz, stage right.

Miracle of miracles!

Thanks to Tuscan Milk, I am now a Jew for Jesus.

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A Sham!, August 5, 2006
Reviewer: Bob Hope (a pseudonym)
"sic semper tyrannis"
(near the Tuscan border)
Tuscan Whole Milk is a sham; plain and simple. It is neither from Tuscany, whole, nor really milk for that matter; I also doubt seriously that it is either 1 gallon or 128 fl oz.

I have visited the "dairy" where the "cows" are "milked" and let me tell you, do NOT drink this milk. I collected specimens of the various products from this "dairy," along with some photos, but the gaurds did not let me leave with them. After a lengthy interegation they allowed me to go, but I'm worried that I am still being watched.

I don't know why I'm writing this now - I know they'll find me...and I know that they will remove my message to all of you. If you see this before it is - and I fear I am - taken down, please remember me...and do NOT drink this "milk."

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Omg, this milk is great!!! (just kidding)
Why don't people get out of the frigging house and get milk @ their local market. Geez!!!!

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