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I'm far too sleep-deprived to say what, exactly, but something about "Uncle Orson Reviews Everything" is very fitting for a 1000th post.
Edit: Wait... maybe it wasn't the 1000th. It said 1000 when I clicked the thread open, and I didn't think it changed when others were added. Or maybe it was. Is there some kind of Sleep God I can pray to? I am willing to perform humiliating dances.
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not to worry, Jiminy. You'll wake to find that someone has thought of something more cleverer.
I don't actually know what you just said. But I didn't wake to find anything special, really. Just that it wasn't quite so damned hot as it has been recently.
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In tonight's episode: Jiminy relaxes in the shade while Eyetell's mercury rises. Meanwhile, Skillery investigates the little-understood effects of temperature variations on gel bras.
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We were talking about boob jobs around the water cooler the other day, and the boss said: "you know what they say...more than a handful is a waste." My buddy piped up and said: "maybe instead of her getting a boob job, he should get a hand job."
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