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Stone_Wolf_
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If love conquers all & there are no rules in love & war...don't eff with Cupid.
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If I could fly, I wouldn't want to fly like superman...he looks like he has to strain...I wanna fly like Peter Pan...he makes it look fun!
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Oh comic book born heroines...proving that what you -do- while dressed as a cheap hooker is more important than the fact you are dressed like a cheap hooker.
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If one was sitting on the can & had the need to blow their nose, it would be no big deal to reuse said tissue on one's bum after...however if one reversed the order...disaster!
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Have you heard of Twitter? It's this thing.
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Heard of it. Just like you have heard of tact [Razz]
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My five year old son is obsessed with the word "poop". I offered him to buy him a toy if he could go twenty four hours without saying it...after five chances and ten minutes he admitted de- (POOP!) feat.
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Waiting at the buss stop, my four year old daughter and I were listening to the radio. A song by Coldplay came on, and I asked her if she liked it. She replied, "I only like REAL rock and roll Dad!" Her mother and I are so proud.
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"I don't eat anything with a face."

I hear...

"I've never know hunger a day in my first world life."

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These thoughts are far from daily and, frankly, not that crazy. I demand a refund.
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Here is your zero dollars back!
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There go my profit margins this quarter!
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So I'm driving my son to Transitional Kindergarten, which takes us by the only road to the elementary school (TK is on the high school campus because the brand new elementary "ran" out of room, after a teacher claimed a whole classroom a their personal office) when ahead of me a car stopped at the T intersection at the stop sign, turns left. No big deal. The little truck behind him decides it wants to go too, and doesn't even pause at the stop sign, cuts me off so that if I don't hit the breaks I would tbone him and is forced to tailgate the first car because there is no where to go. I live in a small town (by CA standards), and everyone brings their children to the school at the same time, on the same road. This dipshit and his poor decision making put not only his own worthless life at risk, but my very important one, my son's priceless life not to mention all the other kids and parents too. For nothing! He knew he had nowhere to go, they guy in front of him was driving slowly (how appropriate for an active school zone). So I hit my breaks and then I honk, and he gives me this blank look like, "Wha? I didna do nuffin." Yes you did. You let your miniscule attention span be a higher priority than the lives and safety of small children. Nothing makes me see red (other than know it all snarky posters, heh) than people who drive unsafely because they feel so entitled to the road that they think other people should get out of their way so they can break the law...because...I'm in a hurry! And your life isn't worth one mississippi two mississippi three mississippi of my time. I want to put a hot knife in this guy's guts! Grrr!

A couple of months ago same kinda deal...driving the boy to school when this car starts aggressively tale gating me. Now I'm driving at appropriate speeds for a windy, hilly, two lane filled with parents, kids and buses. So I slow down...they get so close I can't see the front half of their car. So I stop in the middle of the road. They almost hit me as they peel around me. Lo and behold this crazy person is going the exact same place as me...TK. This is one of my neighbors dropping of their five year old at the exact same location. I yell at them..."Don't tailgate, it's dangerous!" She scoffs and drives off. We have yet to speak again.

It's a good thing I don't drive a tank, or else their would be some smoking holes where some A-hole drivers used to be.

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Not that tailgating is OK, but trying to solve the problem by stopping in the middle of the road is a bad idea.

But generally I can't wait for all the other drivers to be made irrelevant with self driving cars.

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