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Dan_raven
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Don't let them know.

Its a top, top secret.

But, with this last election its official.

We've won.

Think about it.

Nixon showed us the way. Only Nixon, the rabid anti-communist, could be allowed to forge a peace treaty with China without being called a traitorous pinko, so the saying "Only Nixon Could Go To China"

Only Republican Bush could fulfill fourty years of liberal agenda.

Republican Bush, ha. This east coast educated Ivy League-Yale man with his fake Texas accent has almost everyone fooled, even that puppet Cheney.

In 1964 what were the main items on the Liberal agenda?

1)Equal Rights for women and minorities.

2)No Draft

3)Topple the third world dictators, not support them.

What have we seen President Bush do so far as he prepares for his second term?

Nominate very worthy women and minorities to the highest positions possible.

Swear, that despite on going wars, there will be no draft.

Devote the resources of the US Government to toppling a third world dictatorship and replacing it, not with an American puppet, but with a free democracy of all the people.

Add to that promised spending on space exploration and the development of not fuel efficient cars, but vehicles that are fossil-fuel-free.

Look under the smoke screen of big business payoffs and evangelical pandering and you will find that what was liberal and radical a few decades ago, is going into practical practice today.

Even such things as Foreign Born Workers Rights are being pushed by President Bush.

That is a very liberal and liberating idea.

Sure, these may appear to be just kowtowing to big business's needs for cheap labor, but it is also giving needed power to the powerless.

More news of the liberal victory will be found between the lines in any newspaper near you.

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The_Government
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~G~o~r~g~e~ ~W.~ ~B~u~s~h~ ~i~s~ ~n~o~t~ ~a~ ~l~i~b~e~r~a~l.~ ~H~e~ ~i~s~ ~a~ ~d~i~e~ ~h~a~r~d~ ~r~e~p~u~b~l~i~c~a~n.~
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Architraz Warden
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Gorge Bush eh? Who's that again?

Leave it to The Government.

Feyd Baron, DoC

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Teshi
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[ROFL]
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Damn you! Damn you all to hell! You had to go and vote him in again , didn't you!?

Well, now he's taken to sneaking around the White House at 2 in the morning, and peeing in all the ferns! The Secret Service guys are afraid of him ever since he beat that one guy up in Chile so they are powerless to stop him!

He even blasted a booger in Cheney's soup the other night, when Dick wasn't looking. Just stuck a finger against the one nostril, and blew out the other one.

The man's a menace. A menace I tell you! There's nothing holding him back, now. No fear of reelection, no fear of impeachment now that it's a full republican Congress.

He let the damn dog take a dump right in the middle of the bowling alley in the basement, and then locked the doors so no one knew for three whole days.

I tried warning you people about this, but you wouldn't listen! "Four more years" you said; "four more years."

Four more years of hell, if you ask me!

--TFG

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That spelling was close enough for government work.
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