quote:Instead of resorting to killing whales, the Australian Antarctic Division scientists have developed a method that allows them to collect whale feces and study its DNA to figure out what the whale recently consumed.
(Now there's a job that really makes you look forward to getting out of bed in the morning.)
Noemon, I hope you don't have a hidden porpoise behind that comment. But I won't carp about it -- a compliment's a compliment.
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Hey, guys, this isn't a tennis game. You don't have to be a clever angler to troll for compliments.
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"The general rule that flatulence is worse than halitosis is certainly also true for whales," said Gales, who had to flee the bow of the ship shortly after the whale's natural release was observed, and smelled.
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It sucks for the whale. I bet they can't ever look over at a nearby fish and say "He did it." Who would believe them?
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That puts a whole new meaning to "Thar she blows."
That put a whole new take on my collection of Whale Songs.
Our new lamps run on whale oil and whale gas.
Quoted the whale, "I'm looking for a Tums the size of a VW Beetle"
I am feeling Belugar'd by all these fishy puns I am sea-ing. I am going to Keel over if I here one more.
The picture was obviously digitally enhanced on a com-pooh-ter. The Irish research team of Sean O'Cean and Ima O'Ver-Board have proved it with wave after wave of detailed examination. "Something smelled odd about this research so we sank into the source of thier findings and dug out the dirt. Its all a bunch of whale @$@#" said O'Cean.
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