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Zan, my can is so big, it would be more like a Weeble wobbling, then popping upright again, no matter how strong the stream of water.
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um, no, i'm not afraid of ice. just ice skating. something about strapping dull blades onto clumsy people and encouraging them to move at high velocities.
i just fear that i will lose my balance and someone will cut off one of my fingers. you don't even have to be that heavy to pull it off.
i *love* watching hockey. but watching is as close as i'll get to any ice rink.
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I took a girl to an ice rink on a first date, where she cut off a little boy's finger while skating backward. Even though the rest of the date went really well, she never wanted to go out with me again.
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Did anyone else think about the fact that Icarus moved on to marrying someone who fantasizes about being an assasin?
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I just bought roller blades this week. I haven't tried them out yet, but I can ice skate reasonably - can go forward without falling, can go backwards slowly, can do a few awkward spins - and I thought this would be fun.
Can I do spins in roller blades? Oh great Zan, what say ye?
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Everybody always told me rollerblading was just like ice skating . . . I was a great ice skater, but I never got comfortable on rollerblades. There are no pebbles, hills, cars, etc. in an ice rink. My rollerblades are in the closet, unused for five or six years.
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T_Smith, for all of my clumsiness in my days with the Justice League, I never once fell out of a van trying to get away from a giggling girl armed with a water gun - not one single time.
Come over here, T.
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10) The Purloining Plumber. 9) The Dark Zamboni-man. 8) The Yellow Raincoat Brigade. 7) Camelman. 6) John the Flushing Fiend 5) Particle Man ("Does he get wet, or does the water get him?) 4) Captain Salty (and the Brine of Doom) 3) Sara Sahara 2) Gleek (working deep undercover for Gorilla City)
And the number 1 arch enemy of Zan the WOnder Twin:
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