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You're like the little brother I'm glad I don't have to claim, but can still slap on the top of the head as I walk by.
For all the time I've taken such immense pleasure in slapping you on the top of the head, giving you wedgies in my mind and bossing you around using all the clout I can muster to turn people into Jon Boy-torturing minions, this thread's for you.
I couldn't possibly say, "Jon Boy has recently gotten funnier, and since I'm usually so mean to him I'm going to take this thread to voice my appreciation for his improved timing and humor." So, I'm slapping him on the back of the head. Which essentially does the same thing.
At least, it did in my household.
<--- was very abused and tortured growing up, hence knows she is loved.
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Ralphie, I've always been this funny. You've just been so blinded by your own glory that you never noticed.
T_Smith: Just remember that whatever happens to the older brother happens to the younger brother, except more frequently and more painfully. It's all part of the sibling food chain.
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Well, of COURSE I'm a little bitter. But at least Ralphie has the maturity to admit that she actually appreciates me, even if she doesn't have the maturity to express it in a positive, constructive way.
And so the cycle of abuse continues.
*slaps T on the back of the head*
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Something tells me I should get a little brother...
But then again, I'm already apparently the dubbed "Younger Brother of Hatrack" so theres not much I can do.
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