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Noemon
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According to New Scientist (which gets its information from Brain, vol 126, p 2273), those of you who look like an orange on a toothpick are less likely to suffer congitive decline in old age than people with normally sized heads. In fact, people with smaller heads were up to five times as likely to suffer congitive decline in old age. So, no more crying yourselves to sleep on your huge pillows!

(Unfortunately for sndrake a person's head size at birth doesn't seem to have much effect.)

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Noemon
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Saxon, Annie, I'm talking to you here.
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I figured.
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Noemon
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No, not you, the *other* Saxon. [Roll Eyes] [Razz]
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Sax just probably needed more time to process the information through his massive cranium before he could reply.

I remember how that is. [Razz]

[ October 02, 2003, 01:34 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Olivet
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Cool! That means Ron will be able to take good care of me when I'm old and crazy. [Wink]
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Annie
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Ahhh.. I feel much better. I'm going to sleep a lot more soundly tonight on me huge pillah.
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Noemon
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I thought about spelling "pillow" as "pillah", but I figured it would confuse people who didn't get the reference (not that there would probably be many of them here).
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Yay!

[Big Grin]

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Crap.

I have a small head. [Eek!]

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Nick
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I have a huge noggin. Not that it effects my intelligence, but it's big nevertheless... [Big Grin]
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Did the headline read:

Fatheads got nothing to loose mentally.

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mackillian
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Or lose. [Big Grin]
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ooops, typooo. I put oone tooo many ooo's in my pooost.
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Ron Lambert
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So, Noeman, are you saying that headshrinkers contribute to senility?
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Noemon
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I'd go farther than that Ron; I'd say it's all their fault. All. their. fault.
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quote:
I thought about spelling "pillow" as "pillah", but I figured it would confuse people who didn't get the reference (not that there would probably be many of them here).
But, if it was spelled "pillah" and they didn't get it, then they wouldn't have gotten it either way. But at least they would have known it was a reference to something they didn't get. [Razz]
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**smacks Maureen with a "pillah"
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Pillah? What's a "pillah"? I don't get it.
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Are you kidding?? Really? Pillow?...have you seen "So I Married and Axe Murderer?" (maybe the question is "Can everyone read Scottish?") [Wink]

I'm feeling better too. I can never wear normal hats because of my huge head! I was getting a complex! Thanks Noeman! [Big Grin]

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I think it's a Pentaverate conspiracy . . .
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Icarus
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I haven't seen it . . .
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I think you'd laugh at it Icarus. If Monty Python, Princess Bride, or the first Austin Powers...if those make you laugh, this one would be a winner I think. It's a classic. [Big Grin]
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ClaudiaTherese
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Awesome. I have a huge head. As in, "can't get turtleneck over my face" big head. My husband tries hard not to laugh at me, but the last time I got my face stuck in a turtleneck and started grumbling, he lost it.

When one of the nurses I work with was on vacation, she saw a hat big enough for me, and she bought it. Out of kindness. [Razz]

Thanks, Noemon! That sort of makes up for all the odd looks. [Big Grin]

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MaureenJanay
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You should wear scoop necks. Don't torture yourself CT!
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Annie
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quote:
Space Ghost: Look at me! I have a big head. My head is huge! What do you think, Zorak?

Zorak: Big head! Big head! Big fat head!

Space Ghost: I have a big head. I'm having a big head day. How's your big head day, kids?

Zorak: Big fat head day!

Space Ghost: Shut up, bug


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So...
If OSC squishes your head, does that mean that you are more likely to get some cognitive decline when you are older???

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ana kata
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I also have a huge head! This is weird! Do you think phrenology is true?
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As Noemon mentioned, I had a massive cranium before it became fashionable. I decided it had become passe. So I no longer have one.

That's me - setting trends for 47 years. [Big Grin]

(Relieved the talk about pillows and pillahs is over. I was afraid I was going to have to start educating about dust mites again.)

[Evil]

[ October 03, 2003, 08:07 AM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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My head is not large it's just wierdly shaped. Supposedly I used to use it as a weapon and bash other people's heads with mine.

[Smile]

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quote:
Thanks, Noemon! That sort of makes up for all the odd looks.
Just think, when you're 95, you'll still know why you're getting all the odd looks! Those of us with lesser craniums won't even notice the turtleneck stuck to your head.
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Yeah. I'll just look like one of those old-style Star Trek cheesy-special-effects aliens.

I can feel the vein pulsing at my temple now.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/st/gallery/tos1/tosbalok.shtml

[Edit because I've lost the ability to link.]

[ October 03, 2003, 01:45 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

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You see, I've always coveted the sort of ethereal loveliness found in the heroines of early Barbara Cartland novels. Sort of doe-eyed, with a long slender neck, graceful little feet, and a mass of shiny soft hair. Like a flower. Or at least, like something fit to be cossetted.

Now take an enormous head, oversized feet, "good birthin' hips," and a couple of hammertoes, and you get me. The words "gazelle-like" and "fragile" do not come to mind, and neither does the phrase "delicate, unearthly beauty." No, it's more likely "inbred," or perhaps "unfortunate accident."

But I've come to live with it. I can handle it. I no longer worry about making small children cry at one glance. I'm down with the whole "earthy" beauty thing, so to speak.

MJ, I'll try -- but really, I could survive Wisconsin winters much better if the turtlenecks weren't all so stretched out. [Grumble]

ana kata, I hope so. [Smile]

[ October 03, 2003, 02:18 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]

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