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Storm Saxon
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[Cry] [Cry] [Cry]

My one signature thread, the one thing I can actually converse with the rest of Hatrack about on an even level--gone!

Dammit. [Frown]

[ September 10, 2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]

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Slash the Berzerker
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You know, in a way, this thread is sort of an onanism thread too.
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Erik Slaine
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:pat pat:

I don't know what to say. Want to recreate it? [Wink]

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Papa Moose
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The topic does seem designed for recreation, doesn't it....
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Erik Slaine
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[No No]
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FlyingCow
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I mean, I figure you've had sufficient downtime to start it up again, right?

[Wink]

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Richard Berg
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Back when they used an older version of UBB that presented threads as static HTML, I kept a log of what happened here. The move to dynamic pages, and the statement from the Janitors that they had no intention of preserving old posts, was one of the reasons I left.
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LadyDove
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Pop & Flying Cow - [ROFL]
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zgator
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Come on Storm. This is the kind of thread that everyone can enjoy over and over again.
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Foust
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Why use that word? Masturbation is much more fun to say.

Let's all say it together.

Masturbation!

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Taalcon
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Jatraqueros don't masturbate - they onanize!
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Papa Moose
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Yeah, I think Onanize is better. Someone used the term "Onanate" once, which made me think that rather than "Onanism" the term would be "Onanation," which initially struck me as a place I probably wouldn't want to live, but upon further thought it seemed not to be an entirely inaccurate description of the U.S. Anyway....

--Pop

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Ralphie
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Wow - impressive post. Did you type it single-handedly, Stormy?
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Papa Moose
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I'm afraid to know exactly what Ralphie means by "impressive post."
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Taalcon
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[Hail]
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Ralphie
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And you the father of two.

Maybe it would be more if you weren't such an active American.

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Papa Moose
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Thanks, Ralphie. Now I have a whole different concept of North American, South American, Native American.... *sigh*
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Ralphie
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I know you won't get into a battle of the onanism puns with me, Moose. And I can't help but be very disappointed by it.

But the fact that you're a lover, not a figher, is extremely charming anyway. [Smile]

(If the zipper gets stuck, do you love the zipper down or do you make an acception?)

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Dan_raven
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Slash and Onanism.

Puts a whole new meaning to Hack and Slash, now doesn't it.

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Chris Bridges
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Whack and Slash?

Or would it be Shock and Oooh?

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katharina
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Puts a whole new meaning to Slash Fan Fiction.
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Zan
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Or would that be Slash Fan Friction?
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DOG
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quote:
Come on Storm. This is the kind of thread that everyone can enjoy over and over again.
And in the privacy of their own homes, too!
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jebus202
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What's onanism mean? [Confused]
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fugu13
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Look upward for elucidation.
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peterh
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It definitely won't work if it's looking down...
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jebus202
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You know, out of context all these posts sounds like referances to masturbation.
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jebus202
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Especially that one about masturbation.
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Icarus
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[ROFL]
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What is this 'masturbation' that everyone keeps speaking of? and how is it related to the perfectly normal hobby of onanizationalizing?
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Ryuko
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quote:
Puts a whole new meaning to Slash Fan Fiction.
I think that was the same old meaning, myself...
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