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Topic: My (favorite) onanism thread is no longer available on Hatrack?!?
Storm Saxon
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posted September 09, 2003 08:17 PM
My one signature thread, the one thing I can actually converse with the rest of Hatrack about on an even level--gone! Dammit. [ September 10, 2003, 08:05 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted September 09, 2003 08:19 PM
You know, in a way, this thread is sort of an onanism thread too.
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Erik Slaine
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posted September 09, 2003 08:19 PM
:pat pat: I don't know what to say. Want to recreate it?
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Papa Moose
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posted September 09, 2003 08:22 PM
The topic does seem designed for recreation, doesn't it....
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FlyingCow
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posted September 09, 2003 09:12 PM
I mean, I figure you've had sufficient downtime to start it up again, right?
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Richard Berg
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posted September 09, 2003 09:41 PM
Back when they used an older version of UBB that presented threads as static HTML, I kept a log of what happened here. The move to dynamic pages, and the statement from the Janitors that they had no intention of preserving old posts, was one of the reasons I left.
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LadyDove
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posted September 09, 2003 11:49 PM
Pop & Flying Cow -
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zgator
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posted September 10, 2003 07:40 AM
Come on Storm. This is the kind of thread that everyone can enjoy over and over again.
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Foust
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posted September 10, 2003 07:46 AM
Why use that word? Masturbation is much more fun to say. Let's all say it together. Masturbation!
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Taalcon
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posted September 10, 2003 02:07 PM
Jatraqueros don't masturbate - they onanize !
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Papa Moose
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posted September 10, 2003 02:18 PM
Yeah, I think Onanize is better. Someone used the term "Onanate" once, which made me think that rather than "Onanism" the term would be "Onanation," which initially struck me as a place I probably wouldn't want to live, but upon further thought it seemed not to be an entirely inaccurate description of the U.S. Anyway.... --Pop
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Ralphie
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posted September 10, 2003 02:31 PM
Wow - impressive post. Did you type it single-handedly, Stormy?
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Papa Moose
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posted September 10, 2003 02:37 PM
I'm afraid to know exactly what Ralphie means by "impressive post."
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Ralphie
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posted September 10, 2003 02:44 PM
And you the father of two. Maybe it would be more if you weren't such an active American.
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Papa Moose
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posted September 10, 2003 03:04 PM
Thanks, Ralphie. Now I have a whole different concept of North American, South American, Native American.... *sigh*
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Ralphie
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posted September 10, 2003 03:24 PM
I know you won't get into a battle of the onanism puns with me, Moose. And I can't help but be very disappointed by it. But the fact that you're a lover, not a figher, is extremely charming anyway. (If the zipper gets stuck, do you love the zipper down or do you make an acception?)
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Dan_raven
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posted September 10, 2003 05:14 PM
Slash and Onanism. Puts a whole new meaning to Hack and Slash, now doesn't it.
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Chris Bridges
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posted September 10, 2003 05:16 PM
Whack and Slash? Or would it be Shock and Oooh?
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katharina
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posted September 10, 2003 05:17 PM
Puts a whole new meaning to Slash Fan Fiction.
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Zan
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posted September 10, 2003 05:18 PM
Or would that be Slash Fan Friction?
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DOG
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posted September 10, 2003 05:54 PM
quote: Come on Storm. This is the kind of thread that everyone can enjoy over and over again. And in the privacy of their own homes, too!
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jebus202
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posted September 10, 2003 06:06 PM
What's onanism mean?
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fugu13
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posted September 10, 2003 06:49 PM
Look upward for elucidation.
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peterh
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posted September 10, 2003 06:53 PM
It definitely won't work if it's looking down...
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jebus202
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posted September 10, 2003 07:07 PM
You know, out of context all these posts sounds like referances to masturbation.
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jebus202
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posted September 10, 2003 07:11 PM
Especially that one about masturbation.
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odouls268
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posted September 11, 2003 02:36 AM
What is this 'masturbation' that everyone keeps speaking of? and how is it related to the perfectly normal hobby of onanizationalizing?
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Ryuko
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posted September 11, 2003 02:41 AM
quote: Puts a whole new meaning to Slash Fan Fiction. I think that was the same old meaning, myself...
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