i myself have pooped in the shoes of several hatrack posters who have pissed me off in the past. and im a 44 year old short balding fat clown.
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Hey odouls, based on your description, I think I know you. You must be that guy that goes to my church that's always trying to cop a feel.
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My parents (and by default everyone else in my family) call my little sister "Booty", but it wasn't MEANT to be obscene. She has no distinguisheable butt-related features. It's just a corruption of Bootsie, which was appellated to her for no reason, I think...
She's going to be mad that I told a bunch of random internet strangers about her nickname. Posts: 4816 | Registered: Apr 2003
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My middle brother's middle name for the first 13 years was Tooter Booter, for all the horrible reasons that nickname brings to mind.
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It's not necessarily obscene, but we called my sister a cockerspaniel, because it was needed to fit. "Daniel, Nathaniel, and Rebekah, the cockerspaniel" my mom would say. My sister was also called "Beckah Boo" and "noodles," for no apparent reason, as far as I can see.
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My sister used to call her daughter "Pumpkin Pooter". She even sang her a little song to the tune of an old Dunkin Donuts jingle.
I sometimes call my sons Stink Pot or Mr. Big Stuff (from the funk song, which I sometimes sing them). My husband started that after my oldest went to see a urologist when he was two. After we took off his diaper, the doctor said, "Wow." I looked at him questioningly, being a concerned mother and all. "That's the biggest penis I have ever seen on a three year old."
My husband blushed prettily (he's very fair skinned). "Actually, he's two."
The boys have taken to calling each other elaborate names. It started with "Stink Butt" and "Poopyhead" but has recently escalated to the point of being comical. It's really hard to keep a straight face when Robert comes to me and indignantly announces, "Liam called me 'Wienie butt stinky pee poopyhead!' " Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
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Sounds like our hubbies would get along, too.
Sometimes Ron likes to suddenlt speak in Jive, or some other heavy accent. One day I was putting something in a low cabinet (bent over). He grabbed my hips and said, "Dam, b*tch! You stupid fly." He had to then explain to me that it was a compliment.
He will also occasionally call me "Hooty McBoobity" though I don't know of a nickname that would suit me less.
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I named my sister's cat "Stupid Cat, GetThe Hell Out Of Here!" once.... It got really confused when we tried to call it...
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We have always called Christopher (5) "booger", also "boogie" and "boogerboy". I try to claim that we call him that because he likes to "boogie", but it's simply not true. We still call him "booger", even in public. Sometimes it is hard to remember his real name .
I *do* maintain that I call my small yellow dog "Poo" because she looks like Winnie-the-Pooh. Also "Poodog" and "Pooperdog" and "Poop Doggie Dogg".
The boxer I just call "You bastard!" or "Bastich" (when boogie is around) and sometimes "Get the hell out of the trash you bastard!"
My friend Holly calls her two year old Allison "Beans" and I can't remember why, but it's really perfect. She *is* Beans.
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My suitemates freshman year had a cat named Poopycat. But that was her actual name. And it fit her.
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I just remembered this one. When my cousin was trying to think of names for her son-to-be, her mom kept coming up with embarrassing nicknames to refute the ones she didn't like.
One example was Coleman, which my aunt quickly changed to "Little Lantern", "Barbeque" and "Thermos", etc. Finally my cousin gave up and just picked one out that she liked. She settled on Cooper, and his nickname became "Super Coop".
I called him "Super Duper Cooper Scooper" once.
It took a while for my cousin to talk to me again.
(With the second child, a girl, my cousin picked the name Mercedes. We call her Sadiebug. BUT...*sneaky glance around*...when no one's around, I call her Buick.) Posts: 264 | Registered: Jan 2002
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He had to then explain to me that it was a compliment.
