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docmagik
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When stuff like this is happening and they're oblivious?
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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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HAHAHA!! Bat Boy!!
My Econ teacher gave a lesson one day about Bat Boy. He's a little weird...I was wondering what happened to Bat Boy. Now I know.

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Morbo
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Weekly World News has found Saddam's WMD--Velociraptors!
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When reports about the breeding program first surfaced late last year, in private interviews conducted by U.N. weapons inspectors, President Bush was quick to act.

"All that talk you heard about 'weapons of mass destruction', this is what the president was really worried about," the CIA source says. "Although the Europeans disagreed, he felt we had sufficient evidence that Project V existed. That's the real reason he took us to war -- to try to shut down Project V before it was deployed."

But in April, when invading U.S. Special Forces located the vast underground lab, all the eggs were missing and only two live Velociraptors were found in Saddam's private Jurassic Park. Both were shot and killed after a wild, prolonged chase.

"We were probably too late by just a matter of weeks," the CIA source says.

Anxious to avoid national panic, the White House refuses to confirm the mind-bending story. But aides privately concede the president was "troubled" by an FBI briefing on more than 60 reported Velociraptor encounters since March.

Most alarming to Department of Homeland Security officials are claims by some turncoat Iraqi scientists that the dinosaurs have been genetically enhanced -- endowed with new traits such as rapidly accelerated growth.

"We could be dealing with weaponized Velociraptors," the FBI insider notes.

from the above WWN link.
[Laugh] "weaponized Velociraptors"--oh man, that's priceless. [ROFL]

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There's a link there to click on if you have a story. I think hatrack should start writing for the WWN. They obviously need lots of creativity and imaginative thinking and offbeat ideas. All the things hatrack does best! [Smile]
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