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Erect a stocks in the middle of the courtyard in front of the dorm, and put them in it for two days, and supply all the people who were woken up with a continuous stream of rotten eggs
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We had it three or four times during finals week, twice in one night. Also most of the times during the year, just before I would have a midterm. There was no place for everybody to go once they were outside and onetime I couldn't locate shoes.
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All they'd have to do is suspend the so-and-so that did it and it would never happen again, I bet.
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I think they should be slowly lowered into a large vat of earwigs, while the creepy little critters crawl into the ears and nose. Then make sure they read all those horror stories about earwigs laying eggs inside people.
Yech. I don't mind bugs too much, but those little things freak me out. Posts: 240 | Registered: Jun 2003
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maybe you should play "Braveheart" on the VCR and see if drawing and quartering might be even better than crucifixion. Posts: 4344 | Registered: Mar 2003
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yes, but how to draw and quarter them in such a public manner that everyone sees it happening and sees that for several days-I mean entrails out in the courtyard is going a bit far
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My freshman year these morons down a couple of floors hung a coat hanger from the sprinkler head. Needless to say, they set off the sprinklers in their room. This caused a fire drill at something like 1130. Okay sure no problem. Remember its the middle of January at this point. We didn't get back in to the building until 4 in the morning.
Yes we did get to go sit in the lounge of another building, but still, come on.
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well, most people are pretty used to that image....I mean, this is the South, and almost everyone in the dorm is Christian
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In the middle of the courtyard? and how do I make them stay there as an example for everyone else?
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Oh, come on now, it can't have been that bad. I remember some of the best times I had were those unscheduled trips out of the dorm in the middle of the night. Shared experiences. nuff said. Posts: 609 | Registered: Apr 2003
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after they run around bleeding and dieing erect a tape barricade around them and put up a big sign saying that they pulled a fire alarm. Posts: 2489 | Registered: Jan 2002
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Anna, dear. If you're really all that worried, just invite me over - at one in the morning, I shall march into the halls, barking loudly, particularly in front of the doors of those at fault. Really, I'd be more than happy to. Posts: 1225 | Registered: Feb 2002
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Besides, while my bark my not be up the the high quality of yours, it is still a fairly respectable bark. Though, really, Jane, I miss having you around to warn people that I'm not joking when I tell them I'll bite.
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