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Topic: Top Ten Reasons Why This Thread Sucks (a game)
Crossing Guard Captain
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posted October 07, 2003 04:44 PM
The rules are simple, post a reason why this thread sucks and put #10 (if yours is the first post), then someone else will put another reason why it sucks and put #9. The person who posts #1 thinks of a new topic for the top ten.[ October 08, 2003, 04:34 PM: Message edited by: Crossing Guard Captain ]
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rivka
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posted October 07, 2003 04:54 PM
#9 It just does. Why does there have to be a reason?
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rayne
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posted October 07, 2003 04:55 PM
#8 do the words self-fulfilling prophecy mean anything to you?[ October 07, 2003, 04:56 PM: Message edited by: rayne ]
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Damien
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posted October 07, 2003 05:09 PM
#7-because I say so.
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ikantspel
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posted October 07, 2003 05:24 PM
#6 I blame peer-pressure and the media
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T_Smith
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posted October 07, 2003 05:25 PM
#5- This thread does not include any of the tips laid down by Pat's "How to start a cool thread" thread.
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 05:26 PM
#4 Because the Captain is clearly trying to use it to profit from the Card's generosity. Taking what was a free forum that belonged to us all and turning it into a for profit enterprise that benefits only him.[ October 07, 2003, 05:27 PM: Message edited by: The Rabbit ]
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Crossing Guard Captain
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posted October 07, 2003 05:33 PM
LIES! It also benefits the drug dealers, and if I have some money left over I'll give it to charity.
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 05:42 PM
#3. Because the Captain keeps breaking the rules.
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Caleb Varns
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posted October 07, 2003 05:51 PM
#2. Because it was conceived of in a Republican think tank.
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jexx
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posted October 07, 2003 06:18 PM
#1 Because it's not the Original Potry thread ;P
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ikantspel
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posted October 07, 2003 06:48 PM
Top ten reasons why jexx didn't follow the rules.[ October 07, 2003, 08:35 PM: Message edited by: ikantspel ]
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 07:11 PM
#8. Because its not the Original Potry thread.
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Icarus
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posted October 07, 2003 07:56 PM
#7 Because Jexx was too busy dealing with the emotional stress of being associated with the newest hug thread.
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mackillian
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posted October 07, 2003 08:11 PM
#6. Jexx got distracted by a TV show.
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jexx
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posted October 07, 2003 08:30 PM
#5 jexx didn't read the rules because rules indicate a repressive society and jexx refuses to bend to the will of The Man!
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 08:55 PM
#4: She was too busy kicking Mack.
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Teshi
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posted October 07, 2003 09:16 PM
#3: jexx was deflected by a flux in the time-space continuem. (can't spell it!)
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Morbo
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posted October 07, 2003 09:51 PM
#2:She's a she. 'Nuff said.
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 10:13 PM
#1 She has two x's in her name which is evidence enough of anarchist activity.
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Nato
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posted October 07, 2003 10:57 PM
#10 Arnold's large biceps make his entry to the governor's mansion difficult.[ October 07, 2003, 10:58 PM: Message edited by: Nato ]
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Morbo
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posted October 07, 2003 10:58 PM
#9: "I'll be baack--to grope you."[ October 07, 2003, 10:59 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
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ikantspel
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posted October 07, 2003 11:02 PM
#8 He asked me if I wanted to play santa clause
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Annie
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posted October 07, 2003 11:06 PM
#7 - he accidentally terminates his campaign manager
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rivka
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posted October 07, 2003 11:09 PM
#6 All the reasons in the world don't matter anymore.
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Annie
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posted October 07, 2003 11:16 PM
Why?!? What happened? (runs off to Reuters)
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The Rabbit
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posted October 07, 2003 11:42 PM
#5 quote: "I admire Hitler, for instance, because he came from being a little man with almost no formal education, up to power. I admire him for being such a good public speaker and for what he did with it."
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Ryuko
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posted October 07, 2003 11:44 PM
#4 - He pronounces California funny.
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ikantspel
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posted October 07, 2003 11:50 PM
#3 Nobody can compete with Gary Coleman
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Morbo
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posted October 08, 2003 12:30 AM
Sorry to nitpick. Rabbit, that quote is incomplete, there are words cut out of the 2nd sentance that make it a bit more palatable, but still toubling.
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T_Smith
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posted October 08, 2003 02:26 AM
Morbo is right. I was reading an article on AOL today where the real quote the guy took was to the extent of "He was little, became big, don't like what he did when big."
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John Van Pelt
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posted October 08, 2003 03:14 AM
1. He can't speak Spanish. (English, either.)
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T_Smith
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posted October 08, 2003 03:25 AM
10.
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Morbo
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posted October 08, 2003 05:04 AM
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Auntie Fluff
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posted October 08, 2003 08:46 AM
7. Sevens make pointy ears for Silly Willy's dog.
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Robespierre
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posted October 08, 2003 04:52 PM
#3
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rivka
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posted October 08, 2003 04:56 PM
#2
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