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asQmh
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I was thinking about shows like .. . well, Comedy Central's "The Man Show," for instance. On that show, apparently they make a lot of penis jokes and girls jump up and down on trampolines. That's what I get from the previews, anyway. So I thought, "What kind of self-respecting gal of the 00's does that for a living?" Then I realized that that girl and her boobs probably make more annually than I and my brain do.

But then, so does the president.

So apparently one's market value is determined by one's ability to agree to a life of showing one's boobs and/or boobishness.

Dangit.

Q.

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ana kata
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I can't exactly see a boob-centered life as being a fulfilling one, can you? Whether a girl chooses to make a living by showing hers, or by marrying one? I guess we just aren't cut out for it.
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I have to disagree with you ak.

Strongly.

-Bok

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ana kata
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Bok, you feel fulfilled by your boob centered life? <laughs> Ah, thank you for enlightening me on that. Then it is possible?
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Absolutely. I like my boobs front and center.

Sorta like "early and often."

But more bouyant.

-Bok

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Gottmorder
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and here I thought the answer was 42.
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mackillian
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jiggle the handle.
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Just think about the doors that woman's boobies have opened for her. They'll probably pay for her college and graduate school. They'll expand the pool of potential suitors and, thus, help her find a great mate and be content and fulfilled. When she gets depressed, all she has to do is look in the mirror and go, "wow, I have a pair of really awesome boobies", and that will perk her right up.

If only we all had a pair of tender, buoyant boobies to bring us happiness.

[ November 18, 2003, 10:22 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]

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ana kata
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What's the point of educating her, paying her way through college and grad school, though, when that may only cause her to become discontented with her lot in life? To feel that there must be more to life than boobs?
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asQmh
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Wait - if she can open doors with them, she probably deserves the money.

I know I can't open doors with mine.

Q.

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mackillian
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You didn't get the firmware update?
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actually... I have accidentally made copies at work on several occasions. At my old job it was problems with the space key. Opening doors, however, is a bit beyond my skill level.
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asQmh
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Mack - is it software or hardware driven?

Q.

[note: this post is not edited to make it look like I didn't screw up so badly.]

[ November 18, 2003, 11:04 PM: Message edited by: asQmh ]

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mackillian
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FIRMware. can't you read?!
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Depends on what team you bat for. Mine is hardware driven.
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