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Topic: Gland to meet you...
Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 03, 2003 09:36 PM
Let's name all the glands. Salivary ... [ December 03, 2003, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
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rivka
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posted December 03, 2003 09:39 PM
Are we grouping digestive, endocrine, and immune system glands together? If so, thyroid.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 03, 2003 09:43 PM
Any gland is grand. adrenal.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted December 03, 2003 09:44 PM
My three friends, Pancreas, Sweat, and Sebaceous. (Actually, Pancreas counts as two, since he's an endocrine and exocrine kinda guy.)
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted December 03, 2003 09:47 PM
Okay, Bob, I'm getting far too into this. This isn't some kind of cockeyed medical come-on, is it? *suspicious 'Cause we call that strabismus, and it ain't a gland.
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Maccabeus
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posted December 03, 2003 09:48 PM
pineal hypothalamus adrenals to name a few.
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Ralphie
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posted December 03, 2003 09:50 PM
I used to call my best friend's intensely unlikeable and very obese sister-in-law a "walking, talking sebaceous gland." It was my favorite insult and it used to piss her off no end. Good times. [ December 03, 2003, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted December 03, 2003 09:54 PM
Hey, Ralphie has posted. Which, of course, leads us to the gonads.
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Maccabeus
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posted December 03, 2003 09:54 PM
Tsk, tsk. Naughty Ralphie.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted December 03, 2003 10:02 PM
Me loves me glandage. Ack, now I'm scaring myself. Time to take my goblet cells into the Space of Disse, where I'll titrate my gastric mucus with my bile. Yeeee-um. Sweet. ('night. Bob, darn you, God thinks you are the center of chaos in the universe.)
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sndrake
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posted December 03, 2003 10:13 PM
I'm not great at naming specific glands and their functions, but I'd like to point out they've played an important role in some very familiar quotations: "I wash my glands of you." "Put your glands up." (related: "Put your glands behind your back.") "One gland washes the other." "Let's have a big gland for the little lady." Signing off, here in the gland of Lincoln. [ December 03, 2003, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]
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Book
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posted December 03, 2003 10:42 PM
Mammary? Has no one called mammary? I call mammary! And the word has lost all meaning.
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Farmgirl
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posted December 03, 2003 11:03 PM
Bob, uh... I hate to point this out.. But I think this shows you have been posting on Hatrack all day today, and all evening tonight... so... do you kinda need a life? Farmgirl
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MyrddinFyre
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posted December 03, 2003 11:12 PM
Quicksilver gland. Y'know, the stuff that can bend light.
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sndrake
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posted December 03, 2003 11:18 PM
MyrddinFyre --- The Invisible Man!!! I miss that show. The Sci-Fi channel really sucks these days. Interesting programming department: when they find they have a cool show that people like, they cancel it. OTOH, they did finally get rid of John Edward, so maybe there's hope.
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kwsni
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posted December 03, 2003 11:34 PM
Doubtful. They'll probly get rid of MST3K next. They took Quantum Leap off the air, too. Sci Fi is the devil. Ni!
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Olivet
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posted December 03, 2003 11:41 PM
Thanks for the Mammaries.
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Annie
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posted December 04, 2003 01:21 AM
This is quality stuff. CT and Bob are my anatomical nerd heroes.
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Morbo
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posted December 04, 2003 03:05 AM
Nobody named the lacrimal glands? Hmmph.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 04, 2003 08:37 AM
My favorite: No man is an islet...cell
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Olivet
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posted December 04, 2003 09:19 AM
Hold on to the night, hold on to the mammary. (So I'm stuck on that one. Sue me. The above-referenced song always made me laugh because I thought that actually sounded like what he was saying. *snort* Ever the romantic.)
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Jacare Sorridente
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posted December 04, 2003 09:28 AM
Can't you see that without the meibomian glands we would be a civilization of the blind leading the blind?
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Dan_raven
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posted December 04, 2003 11:36 AM
I'm glad the Mammary Gland has finally been accounted for.... twice, as is appropriate. As usual, I was going to grab it, but was too late.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 04, 2003 12:30 PM
I think Dan has a Nippleonic complex.
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jehovoid
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posted December 04, 2003 01:06 PM
Let's not forget the memetic gland, where all of these crazy gland-memes come from.
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Sopwith
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posted December 04, 2003 01:53 PM
Seditious sebaceous...
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Farmgirl
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posted December 04, 2003 02:44 PM
Bob_S, do you have IM at work? (have to ask here because your listed e-mail doesn't work). I'm SO bored and want a conversation. Farmgirl
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted December 04, 2003 11:15 PM
I do NOT IM. almost never. ponder the pineal!
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