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Bob_Scopatz
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Let's name all the glands.

Salivary
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[ December 03, 2003, 09:36 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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rivka
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Are we grouping digestive, endocrine, and immune system glands together?

If so, thyroid.

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Bob_Scopatz
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Any gland is grand.

adrenal.

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ClaudiaTherese
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My three friends, Pancreas, Sweat, and Sebaceous. (Actually, Pancreas counts as two, since he's an endocrine and exocrine kinda guy.)
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ClaudiaTherese
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The luminary Miss Pituitary.
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ClaudiaTherese
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Okay, Bob, I'm getting far too into this. This isn't some kind of cockeyed medical come-on, is it?

*suspicious

'Cause we call that strabismus, and it ain't a gland. [No No]

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Maccabeus
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pineal
hypothalamus
adrenals

to name a few.

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ClaudiaTherese
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Parotid, parotid,
Oh, how he ought'd ...

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Ralphie
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I used to call my best friend's intensely unlikeable and very obese sister-in-law a "walking, talking sebaceous gland." It was my favorite insult and it used to piss her off no end.

Good times.

[ December 03, 2003, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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ClaudiaTherese
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Hey, Ralphie has posted.

Which, of course, leads us to the gonads.

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Maccabeus
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Tsk, tsk. Naughty Ralphie.
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Parathyroid, for those wanna-bes. [Roll Eyes]
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ClaudiaTherese
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Me loves me glandage.

Ack, now I'm scaring myself. Time to take my goblet cells into the Space of Disse, where I'll titrate my gastric mucus with my bile.

Yeeee-um. Sweet.

('night. Bob, darn you, God thinks you are the center of chaos in the universe.)

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sndrake
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I'm not great at naming specific glands and their functions, but I'd like to point out they've played an important role in some very familiar quotations:

"I wash my glands of you."

"Put your glands up." (related: "Put your glands behind your back.")

"One gland washes the other."

"Let's have a big gland for the little lady."

Signing off, here in the gland of Lincoln. [Smile]

[ December 03, 2003, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

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Book
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Mammary? Has no one called mammary? I call mammary!

And the word has lost all meaning.

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Farmgirl
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Bob, uh... I hate to point this out..

But I think this shows you have been posting on Hatrack all day today, and all evening tonight...

so... do you kinda need a life?

[Wink]

Farmgirl

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MyrddinFyre
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Quicksilver gland.

Y'know, the stuff that can bend light.

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Coccinelle
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how about these glands?

[ December 03, 2003, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: Coccinelle ]

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sndrake
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MyrddinFyre ---

The Invisible Man!!!

I miss that show. The Sci-Fi channel really sucks these days. [Frown]

Interesting programming department: when they find they have a cool show that people like, they cancel it. OTOH, they did finally get rid of John Edward, so maybe there's hope. [Wink]

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MyrddinFyre
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About time, too.
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Doubtful.
They'll probly get rid of MST3K next.
They took Quantum Leap off the air, too.

Sci Fi is the devil.

Ni!

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Olivet
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Thanks for the Mammaries.
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Gland to meat you
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Annie
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This is quality stuff. CT and Bob are my anatomical nerd heroes.
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Morbo
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Nobody named the lacrimal glands? Hmmph.
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Bob_Scopatz
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Morbo...don't cry!

[Cry]

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Bob_Scopatz
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My favorite: No man is an islet...cell
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Olivet
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Hold on to the night, hold on to the mammary.

(So I'm stuck on that one. Sue me. The above-referenced song always made me laugh because I thought that actually sounded like what he was saying. *snort* Ever the romantic.)

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Jacare Sorridente
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Can't you see that without the meibomian glands we would be a civilization of the blind leading the blind?
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I'm glad the Mammary Gland has finally been accounted for....

twice, as is appropriate.

As usual, I was going to grab it, but was too late.

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Bob_Scopatz
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I think Dan has a Nippleonic complex.
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Let's not forget the memetic gland, where all of these crazy gland-memes come from.
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Seditious sebaceous...
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Bob_Scopatz
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Lymph! I should'a node!
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Farmgirl
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Bob_S, do you have IM at work? (have to ask here because your listed e-mail doesn't work). I'm SO bored and want a conversation.

Farmgirl

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Bob_Scopatz
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I do NOT IM. almost never.

ponder the pineal!

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