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T_Smith
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Just out of curiousity, did I happen to leave a pair of pants at the hotel in our room? I called to check, but apparently the girl who does lost and found was sent home already.
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Narnia
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Didn't you NOTICE that you weren't wearing any pants on your way home? Were the orange tights THAT distracting???

[Wink]
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There was TWO BAGFULLS worth of junk left behind in my room. Tomorrow I'll post the list - and let the bidding commence. [Evil]
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T_Smith
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They were very tight. I don't know how you ladies do that. Probably a lot more comfortable with shaved legs. Also, common sense would say to wear something other than boxers underneath them. Like... briefs.

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Oh, goodie. Taal, I need to know right now... in any of the pants or stuff, did you find a check book? More in particular, did you find a check book with my name on it? It's maroonish, and I expect it to be in one of the pockets of the pants.

[ January 20, 2004, 01:28 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
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sarcasticmuppet
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ooooooohhhh...tightpaaaaaaants...
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Tights are really not much different with shaved legs. They're meant to squeeze your legs into a pleasing shape. [Wink]
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Narnia
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or give you wedgies. Sometimes both!!
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T_Smith
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Yes, I can relate to the wedgie. Very... limiting.
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So how does someone get the plural of "wench" both right and wrong in the same sentence? [Smile]

love, the Grammar Nazi
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rivka
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Sheer, unmitigated talent.
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Ela
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I want to know what happened to the checkbook. [Wink]
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Ela, check out Dave's Wenchcon auction thread.
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