I know we've all talked about silly labels before, but some of these truly are priceless.
It really makes you wonder about the intelligence of the general population when you see warning labels like those.
My personal favorite is: An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks."
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On a tube of Preparation H, it says not to be taken internally, or something like that. You know the only reason it does is because some idiot ate the stuff.
He probably sued the company.
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Go stupid people! You all just increase my viability on the future job market! Go and walk into those Helicopter rotors! Satyagraha
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And doesn't this just give you the willies: A box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity."
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In my opinion, it's not a very fun birthday party until someone inserts soft wax into one of their body cavities.
And also, "Don't let children play in dishwasher," I guess I'll have to let them play in the washing machine instead.
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