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mackillian
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In less than two hours it will the dreaded V-Day.

I have no valentine [Frown]

While I am self sufficient, independent, and secure in my self worth, what's the fun of valentine's day without a valentine?

Happy Valentine's Day, Charlene Brown! [Big Grin]

[ February 13, 2004, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: mackillian ]

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I am in the same boat, Mack. But, I am not bitter... nope... not one bi...bi...bit. [Cry]

No really, at this point in my life, Valentine's Day is just that... a day. Nothing special. Someday there might be someone in my life to make it so, but for now I am okay with where I am.

I'm just glad that I am finally getting over this darn cough. Valentine's Day and Halloween... I always seem to get sick. In fact, the first Valentine's Day I can truly remember experiencing I got the chicken pox. The beautiful box I had made to hold all my cards didn't get used that day. However, I think my teacher made sure I got my cards. [Smile]

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My consolation when it comes to Valentine's Day is that I'm working, so while I'll see plenty of happy couples, at least one of them will be sick or bleeding. [Evil Laugh]
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Synesthesia
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I just want chocolate. Dark chocolate of the Gharadelli variety. All creamy with no fruit or nuts or mint or goo of any kind, just pure chocolate.
And I want my friend to get her valentine [Frown]
And then more chocolate for me. Brownies with chocolate chips, chocolate milk shakes with breyer's chocolate ice cream and melted Gharidelli chips and cocoa powder with extra creamy whipped cream...

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Ben
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I don't have one either. Lonely lonely Benjamin.
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Jeni
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Happy Valentine's Day, Hatrack [Smile]
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mackillian
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YOU HUGGED ME! --I--
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[Frown] *hugs mac again*

[ February 13, 2004, 11:38 PM: Message edited by: Jeni ]

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Javert
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You know, Syn, they make chocolate whip cream too. [Wink]
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quote:
My consolation when it comes to Valentine's Day is that I'm working, so while I'll see plenty of happy couples, at least one of them will be sick or bleeding.
...or they will be by the time I'm done with them!!!

Heh, dudes, I'm single too, but that's no excuse to not have a Valentine. Tomorrow's the day all the single chicks are feeling depressed and desperate -- Score City, baby! Whoo!

Heh.

No, but really, go out and have some fun. You're not the only one, and this is a good excuse to lay a few sloppy kisses on someone with a firm ass.

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Rappin' Ronnie Reagan
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a valentine
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Synesthesia
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Somehow chocolate whipped cream would be a little overwhelming.
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<---------A Valentine
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The best Valentine's Day I had was two years ago, when I decided I didn't want to sit at home feeling sorry for myself, so I went with a friend to her local gaming night. And there I met Roger, who I ended up dating for a year. Whee!

The worse Valentine's Day I had were the two I "celebrated" with Bill and Roger. I made such a Big Deal of the day that I completely stressed myself out and didn't enjoy it at all.

So this Valentine's day, I'm not too upset to be single. I have enough stress in my life; don't really need some self-induced stress caused by panic over a silly holiday.

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I am going to celebrate Lupercalia instead. Anyone wishing to help me sacrifice a goat is welcome.
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I made penis and heart cookies for any people valentine-less on valentines day in the dorm. Shall I mail them to anyone? they'd be a day or two late, but better late than never..... [Smile] and cookie making is good therapy. Better therapy is having people eat the cookies and tell you how good they are
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aspectre
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Who indeed.

Who indeed.

[ February 14, 2004, 12:54 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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quote:
I made penis and heart cookies for any people valentine-less on valentines day in the dorm. Shall I mail them to anyone? they'd be a day or two late, but better late than never..... and cookie making is good therapy. Better therapy is having people eat the cookies and tell you how good they are
Do they have chocolate in them? send me some!
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I'm single. I don't think tomorrow's going to be a big deal for me, though.
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I want to sacrifice da goat, will that work?
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twinky
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Don't see why not. It's not like the forum needs him [Wink]
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quote:
quote: I made penis and heart cookies for any people valentine-less on valentines day in the dorm. Shall I mail them to anyone? they'd be a day or two late, but better late than never..... and cookie making is good therapy. Better therapy is having people eat the cookies and tell you how good they are

Do they have chocolate in them? send me some!

Once you go black, eh?...

I'm sorry, that was completely out of line. Bad me! [No No]

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Ben
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I choo choo choose you.
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Ben is win!
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Derrell
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I don't celebrate Valentine's day, I celebrate Arizona Statehood Day.
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Toretha
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no, they;re sugar cookies
but good anyway

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Synesthesia
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well, sugar cookies are nice too... *Wants cookies*
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aspectre
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A Valentine card may be quite sentimental
But it's definitely too big to wear

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Heeeere goat goat goat....
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aspectre
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This bud's for you

[ February 14, 2004, 09:58 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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fiazko
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That is cool.
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I'm trying to find you an e-card, Mack, but none of them seem to work.

It says "anti-valentines". But down at the bottom of the page, on a line by itself at the right, was a little WenchCon-related gem. Anti-Valentines? (Warning--some content offensive) (I'd have linked to just the one pic if it'd let me.)

[ February 14, 2004, 08:21 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]

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If there was a perfect way to insult Omahans named from a book, Canadian musicians, and...whatever Eaquae means, it would be here. [Wink]

So, can people file virtual restaining orders?

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quote:
I made penis and heart cookies
<brain explodes trying to choose one BEST reply to this>

Okay, here are a few. You choose instead:

1) Why not penis and vagina cookies? Collect the whole set.

2) Did you use REAL penises and hearts?

3) I sure hope these are butter cookies.

4) Is it true you can't eat just one?

5) I guess it was a labia of love.

Okay, that last one was just bad, but you know, once you start your mind going down that path, it's so so hard to stop...

<Back to your whiney little thread about not having a valentine on Valentine's day...>

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mackillian
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--I--
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I got a valentine from my parents, and myself. So... yay.
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Is that a proposition, mackillian? [Big Grin] Or just admitting that my Valentine's offerings were stimulating?

[ February 15, 2004, 12:28 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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mackillian
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[Taunt]
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aspectre
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EeeYow That's one HOT taunt.
.... [Blushing] ....sometimes mistaken for a blush

<runs off to take a cold shower>

[ February 15, 2004, 01:47 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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I've always thought that smilie was a little risque for this forum...
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