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Taalcon
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Let the bidding commence: Items left in room 222 and collected by Yours Truly. Some wonderful things today.

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*A pair of thick, blue sweatpants with the tag inside ripped in half. White tie.

*A Red Swimsuit, featuring such trippy designs as a black cat on an 8-Ball, and giant Hula girl attacking a pair of Dice. WORN BY NOAH - CALVIN MAKER

*Black "Gap" Undies. Previous occupant unknown.

*Gray "Gap" Undies. Previous occupant probably same as above.

* A pair of white socks. One inside out, the other not.

*Solo 'Champion' sock. Companion's whereabouts unknown.

* Solo white sock (possibly once worn mismatched with the 'Champion'

*Assorted 'Waffle House' parafanalia (LOT). Incl: Laminated Double Sided Menu (spotless!), 2 Paper WF Hats, Waffle House Propagada Brochure.

*Empty sleeve for "Pepper: Limited Edition Warped e.p", which once contained the songs "Ho's", "Give It Up", "Stormtrooper" and "New Beef". CD NOT INCLUDED!

*"Invitation to Dance: SWING DANCE!" DVD/CD set. From the cover: "Be The Coolest Cat On The Dance Floor With These Easy To Follow Lessons For The Jitterbug, East Coast Swing & West Coast Swing!" DVD is included - the Audio CD is NOT.

*Used Books ppbck(LOT): Michael Crichton's SPHERE; W. Michael Gear & Kathleen O'Neal Gear's PEOPLE OF THe WOLF; Asimov's Science Fiction, April 2003 - 26th Anniversary. Andrea's name and mailing address still on the cover. (HOT ITEM! STALKERS TAKE NOTE!)

*LOTR:ROTK Action Figure: 2 Eomer's. One MIB, one loose, and has ben FULLY played with. And by fully, I mean FULLY (you've seen the pics).

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and our special Deal Of The Week:

HOT NATHAN's pants. The winning bidder will finally get their chance to do what everyone only DREAMS of doing - that's right, you will be able to get into Hot Nathan's pants. They're jeans, and come with a ratty checkbook (containing reciepts as WELL as Nathan's home address), and $9 in American bills! Wow!
May the bidding commence.

Pics forthcoming.

[ January 20, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: Taalcon ]

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Belle
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I open the bidding at $5 for the MIB Eomer!
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May I bid on the Champion sock? I think I could keep it for good luck, and so I could pull it out from time to time to prove to people that I'm a champ.
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T_Smith
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Could I just have my checkbook and my 9 dollars for free?
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Belle
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No way! You have to bid like everyone else!
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Just so you know, Belle, that MIB Eomer retailed for $1.99.
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Taalcon
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Yes, but it was held by WENCHES! And Wench-lings! Posibly even DROOLED on!
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Hey, I will start the bidding on the swing dance DVD at $5!
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6 bucks for the DVD.
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T_Smith
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I wonder how much the brown jacket would have gone for had I had left it.

So, I have to get my pants back eh? Or does someone want my pants very badly?

I just need the checkbook. Since it's already there, I'll bid 5 bucks of the 9 already in the pocket for it.

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Okay, someone is running around without undies. That's unsanitary! Go get a pair on RIGHT NOW!

[Razz]

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Yeah! And make sure they're clean ones! What if you got in a car accident...
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I will bid 6 of T_Smith's 9 dollars in his pants.
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T_Smith
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Crud.

I will bid 9 of the 9 dollars in my pants.

HA!

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Since I stupidly passed up on the chance to get in Bob the Lawyer's pants in August, I'm sorely tempted to bid on Nate's pants . . .
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I bid the 9 dollars in T's pants plus 1 of my own. [Razz]
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What is the point of clean undies? I have a feeling that if I were to be in a situation where I'd need to be hauled off to the hospital sans pants, I'd have long since lost bowel control.

I mean, seriously!

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Can we get all the account info from Nathan's checks? I'd like to get a better idea of the checkbook's worth before I bid.
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Javert Hugo
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$8 for the swing CD!

*waits to see who will claim the underwear*

[ January 21, 2004, 09:12 AM: Message edited by: Javert Hugo ]

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Bob the Lawyer
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Sadly, Ophelia, those pants no longer exist. There's a funny story about me going skiing and my family burning all my old, ratty pants leaving me to find a pile of brand-spanking new pants (none of which are pyjamas).

But, well, that's pretty much the whole story.

My family, changing my image one Christmas at a time.

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I think the thick blue sweat pants were Noah's, because I think I washed them. *puts head in hands* I actually did LAUNDRY at WenchCon! My mommy programming must be in overdrive.

So, I'll bid $2.00 each, plus shipping, for the underpants, to restore my wenchly image. [Big Grin]

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Jenny Gardener
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I'll bid up to $10 on the Swing Dance items. Gotta practice those steps!
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Olivet
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I will send your stuff tomorrow, Jenny and Mack. Robert is sick today, and I couldn't get out to do it with him throwing up. [Frown] But it'll be on its way soon. [Smile]
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Even if I was able to *purchase* Hot_Nathan's pants, I would never be able to *get into* Hot_Nathan's pants. I have a girlish figure.

That is all I'm going to say about that.

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Ophelia
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Oh, Bobble, say it ain't so! I promised myself I'd get in your pyjama pants next time (whenever that may be)! [Frown]

I sympathize with you in your time of loss. What a horrible thing for your family to do! Much as I complain about my parents, they did get me some new pyjama pants for Christmas. One pair is even wearable in public (The others have weird-looking animals on them. Really weird-looking. Why couldn't they have just gotten me plaid like I asked for?).

Anyway . . . get some more pyjama pants, and I promise I'll get in them at some point at the next hatrack.ca thing.

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I'll put a twenty on the Asimov magazine.
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So long as none of those pweb girls in the chat last night get my pants, AND I get my checkbook, I'm fine.

However, I'd still like my pants.

11 dollars!

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Does anyone else think it's a little unfair that Hot Nathan has to pay money to get his own pants back? [Razz]

And, btw, who's pocketing the proceeds of this auction?

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T_Smith
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The "Lets pity Hot Nathan" Charity fund.
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*A pair of thick, blue sweatpants with the tag inside ripped in half. White tie.

*A Red Swimsuit, featuring such trippy designs as a black cat on an 8-Ball, and giant Hula girl attacking a pair of Dice. WORN BY NOAH - CALVIN MAKER

*Black "Gap" Undies. Previous occupant unknown.

*Gray "Gap" Undies. Previous occupant probably same as above.

* A pair of white socks. One inside out, the other not.

*Solo 'Champion' sock. Companion's whereabouts unknown.

* Solo white sock (possibly once worn mismatched with the 'Champion'

*Assorted 'Waffle House' parafanalia (LOT). Incl: 1 Paper WF Hats

*Empty sleeve for "Pepper: Limited Edition Warped e.p", which once contained the songs "Ho's", "Give It Up", "Stormtrooper" and "New Beef". CD NOT INCLUDED!

*"Invitation to Dance: SWING DANCE!" DVD/CD set. From the cover: "Be The Coolest Cat On The Dance Floor With These Easy To Follow Lessons For The Jitterbug, East Coast Swing & West Coast Swing!" DVD is included - the Audio CD is NOT.

*cough* This is what happens when I pack in ten rushed minutes in order to make my plane.

All of the above is mine. [Blushing]

Dave, I'll send you some money via paypal to cover the shipping costs. That cool?
And thanks for picking it all up.

Although you can keep my undies if you REALLY want them. [Wink]

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Well, if they're the gray tighty whities you mentioned...
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Noah, sounds like Olivia's outbid you for your undies at this point. You probably need to submit a higher bid if you want them back. [Smile]
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I've got some videotapes I can pay.
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In your dreams, short stuff. [Razz]
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Doot dooty-doo!

A Random Resurrection!

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Taalcon
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This is all that remains:

*Used Books ppbck(LOT): Michael Crichton's SPHERE; W. Michael Gear & Kathleen O'Neal Gear's PEOPLE OF THe WOLF; Asimov's Science Fiction, April 2003 - 26th Anniversary. Andrea's name and mailing address still on the cover. (HOT ITEM! STALKERS TAKE NOTE!)

*LOTR:ROTK Action Figure: 2 Eomer's. One MIB, one loose, and has ben FULLY played with. And by fully, I mean FULLY (you've seen the pics).

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We're not talking about the action figure pics here. [Embarrassed]

[Monkeys]

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