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Forgive me, I don't know how old this little internet quip actually is, but I hadn't seen it here, and figured I should inflict it upon you all. Plus, I just haven't been fulfilling my fluff alotment lately and I've been sleeping on the DoC job I set up for myself. I hereby claim this to be approved DoC reading.
Obviously, this isn't mine. Nor could I find a single source to attribute it to, so it isn't going to have a source cited. You grammar nazis will just have to live without it.
quote: It started out innocently enough.
I began to think at parties now and then...just to loosen up. Inevitably though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true.
Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally I was thinking all the time. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and working don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself.
I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?"
Things weren't going so great at home either. One evening I had turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent that night at her mother's.
I soon had a reputation as a heavy thinker. One day the boss called me in. He said, "Skippy, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job." This gave me a lot to think about.
I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking..." "I know you've been thinking," She snapped "and I want a divorce!"
"But Honey, surely it's not that serious."
"It is serious," She added, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as college professors, and college professors don't make any money, so if you keep on thinking we won't have any money!"
"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently, and she began to cry.
I'd had enough. "I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door. I drove off, in the mood for some Nietzsche, with NPR on the radio. I roared into the parking lot and ran up to the big glass doors ... they didn't open. The library was closed. To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night.
As I sank to the ground clawing at the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" Most of you no doubt recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinker's Anonymous poster. Which is how I became what I am today: a recovering thinker.
I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a noneducational video. Last week, it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting.
I still have my job, and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed ... easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking.
Soon, I'll be ready to vote.
I can't really think of a good reason to reply to this thread, but who knows someone might.
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That was great! It was the first time I'd seen it as well. It reminded me of this poem.
Think no more, lad, laugh, be jolly. Why should men make haste to die? Empty heads and tongues a talking Make the rough road easy walking And the feather pate of folly Bears the falling sky.
O, 'tis jesting, dancing, drinking Spins the heavy world around. If young lads were not so clever, O, they would be young forever. Think no more, 'tis only thinking Lays lads underground.
-Housman
[ April 29, 2004, 01:32 AM: Message edited by: ak ]
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