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mackillian
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I got five fortunes in one fortune cookie tonight.

  • All of your hard work will soon be paid off.
  • You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems.
  • Maybe you can live on the moon in next century.
  • May you have a good appetite.
  • You are loyal to your family.
So...
Interpretations?
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Raia
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How on earth did you manage to get five?! [Eek!]
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You are going to begin a huge project to make our satelite, the moon, habitable, so your family has a nice place to retire. Even though it is a difficult problem, you will succeed and your efforts will be rewarded. However, this excess work will make you very hungry.
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*snorts from laughing*

Mr. Funny lives up to his nick [Wink]
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Mr.Funny
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[Hat]
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T_Smith
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I once got the message "Thank you for Choosing Panda Express". That was it. Lamest fortune cookie ever.
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Theca
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That sounds like an ADD fortune cookie.
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Mr.Funny
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It would be really funny if someone found a fortune cookie saying, "Help! I'm stuck in a fortune cookie factory!"
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Raia
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My little sister once got one that said "Have a nice meal." I think that beats T's... [Taunt]
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vwiggin
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Yeah, I got an interpretation for you: Stop stealing other people's fortune cookies. [Smile]
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Nathan, it would be creepy if you weren't at Panda Express.

The weirdest fortune I ever got was "Society prepares the crime. The criminal commits it." I know I've posted that before.
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eslaine
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Forget the fortune cookies, what was the entree?
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mackillian
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General Gau's chicken with white rice.

And I DIDN'T STEAL ANYONE ELSE'S COOKIES!

They were all in my one lonely cookie.
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MMMMM... military chinese chicken... *drools*
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vwiggin
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Fortune says:

A thief who looks European is easier to catch in China.
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mmm, I want chinese, I think I am going to need to get some for lunch tomorrow.

5 fortunes in one cookie! wow
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mackillian
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So my 7-11 incident was related to this?
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Raia
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Yes -- you just didn't eat Chinese food fast enough, or it would have told you BEFORE the incident. [Wink]
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Fortune says:

Man who pay for coffee expects to grind more than beans.
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