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Guess we better not say anything too funny so you don't laugh in the middle of class, thereby giving prof a hint that your attention is on something other than class. Posts: 4344 | Registered: Mar 2003
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Man walks into the bar and says, "I'll have a scotch and soda."
Bartender gives him the drink, and just as the man is about to take a sip, a tiny monkey comes out from a trap door in the bar, spits in the man's drink, and goes back under the bar.
Man says, "Bartender, a tiny monkey just came out from a trap door in the bar, spit in my drink, and went back under the bar."
Bartender says, "Whataya want me to do about it?"
The man says, "I want a new drink."
So the bartender gives him a drink and says, "I'm not giving you another one - you gotta take care of your own drink."
So the man is really careful this time, but again, just as he's about to take a sip, a tiny monkey comes out from a trap door in the bar, spits in the man's drink, and goes back under the bar.
Man says, "what the hell is the deal with that monkey?"
Bartender says, "I don't know, but I'm new. Why don't you ask the piano player?"
So the man walks over to the piano player and says, "You know that tiny monkey that comes out from a trap door in the bar, spits in a drink, and goes back under the bar?"
And the piano player says, "No, but if you hum a few bars I'm sure I can fake it."
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When I asked if somebody would call me an ambulance, I expected asomeone to say, "OK, you're an ambulance." I know it's a lame joke, but nobody took the bait. Posts: 4569 | Registered: Dec 2003
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How about a silly joke a coworker told a group of us at work this morning? Apparantly everyone had heard it before in elementry school which made it even more embarrasing when I snorted as I laughed hysterically.
What did one mushroom say to the other mushroom?
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You too missy. Can't you go on AIM while in class? I will tweedle my toes for you if you do. I swear, it's highly entertaining.
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It's my middle finger and I am happy to see Mack. I lost my thumbs and pinkies while I was away. Yeah, it's a long story. I am happy to see you too Pop, amongst many others here at hatrack. *sigh* How did I survive the last few months?
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The worst part is that I man that used to tell really bad jokes told me that joke. His name was Guy.
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I'm back from class now. AIM doesn't work on my school's wireless network. rrrr.
And I have to take a friday night/saturday morning course schedule so that I can also work my fulltime job in addition to going to school full time.
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