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Epictetus
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Pardon me for a moment, but I've got to vent. My friend has sold my soul to another hatracker! Not that I really care that much, but I'd at least like some notification before my soul was traded.
The infuriating thing is that I can't even remember her name. So if any of you know which hatracker(s) are likely to need or want souls of unsuspecting people like myself, I'd like to know.

Anyway, that's the jist of it.

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rivka
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*checks* Nope, no extra souls here.
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Epictetus
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Oh, Pancakes! [Wall Bash]
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Stone Manga
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My soul got repo'd when I didn't pay sadness tax for my wrongdoings.
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Damien
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quote:
Oh, Pancakes!
I love that. [ROFL]
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fallow
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*checks shoes*

PHEW!

*looks around for a pointy stick and a faucet*

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Epictetus
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Speaking of which, pancakes sound really good about now. If I had money I'd run out to Denny's, but I suppose I'm stuck here, without even my everlasting soul to keep me company.

*Sniffs*

Pop Tarts will have to do.

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celia60
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Sam?
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There are only a few jatraqueras in the market for souls, and most of them are notable Icons and Status Symbols. So I wouldn't be too worried. You should be Proud they own your soul.

That is unless it's celia...

AJ

[ June 03, 2004, 10:18 AM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

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Dagonee
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Hmmm...Unless your friend had agency or apparant agency to sell your soul, you can probably get the sale rescinded. He may have to provide a substitute soul, though.

Dagonee

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Have you considered a second mortgage on your soul, for something a bit more tangible, like, say, a stack of pancakes?

Hold out for the warm maple syrup though.

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Sam, it was Celia.
She "trades for everybodys'" soul.

EDIT:'correction' from celia

[ June 03, 2004, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Mr.Gumby ]

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celia60
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not true. i trade for them. just because you didn't read the fine print doesn't mean i steal.
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Caveat emptor! You go, evil one!
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Dan_raven
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If someone steals you soul at breakfast time, can you turn to them and demand that they "Let go my ego."
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eslaine
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Ow, ow, ow. It hurts to look at that pun.
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celia60
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if i had your soul it wouldn't hurt so much. try it and see.

[Smile]

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I'd be happy to buy some souls, but I don't have sufficient cash on hand. Anyone willing to take credit?
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T_Smith
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Yeah Sam, it was Celia.

But hey, look at it this way. I got a Tarot reading out of it! Cool, huh?

Look, if it makes you feel any better, I'll try and take back in August. I'll think of something...

Uh... you want a twinkie, celia?

Edit: for the record, I purposely sold it.

[ June 03, 2004, 07:11 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

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We regret to inform you that we have hijacked your soul, (after bribing one of Celia's minions to look the other way with a promise of everlasting life) and intend to set up a rendevous between it and the essence of an evil capitalist pig land mark, after which you can have it back(or what's left of it) if you really want it, but good luck getting it from the CIA.
sincerely, OBL, religous terrorists inc.

[ June 03, 2004, 07:25 PM: Message edited by: suntranafs ]

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Celia tricked me out of my soul. I can't even remember what I didn't get.
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T_Smith
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I think I still have my soul, but there are strings on it.
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The Pixiest
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Just curious, but now come no one RENTS their soul to the devil?
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He's a notoriously untrustworthy fellow, you know.
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