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Chris Bridges
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Dealing with a bad hair life

I'd like to take a moment to talk about something very important to you: my hair.

It's more important to you than to me, anyway. After all, you have to look at it.

From my point of view my hair is like my lawn. I see it only twice a day, morning and evening. It requires no more upkeep from me than is necessary for reasons of public safety and local property values. And every now and then I pay some kid $10 to hack off parts of it.

[ July 14, 2004, 08:37 AM: Message edited by: Chris Bridges ]
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Bekenn
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Hey, wow, that sounds a lot like me....

I love it!
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Farmgirl
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Yah -- I noticed that for your photo on This Page they refused to show your hair -- just a very cropped photo of your face. It must really be bad, man..

[Big Grin] good column!

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Dagonee
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First one of your columns I can't relate to. I have faaaahbulous hair. [Big Grin]
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Dan_raven
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I relate.

I have male pattern balding that shows no pattern what so ever.

Someone once thought I was doing the comb-over thing to make it look like i had hair. Nope, the wind just blew it that way.

Great, as usual!
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Erik Slaine
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I agree with Chris about this to a scary extent.
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Sopwith
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Another great one.

Right now my natural widow's peak is battling against my receding hairline. At the rate it is going, I'll have one heck of a natural Mohawk by the time I am 50.

I think I'm gonna dye it purple then, too.
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pooka
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[ROFL] Liquid metal terminator hair [ROFL]

I know you'll probably scoff at me comparing myself to you. Since I've always wanted flat, silky Asian hair, but my hair is determined to look instead like it belongs to the Shoney's Big Boy icon.
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Tammy
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quote:
It's more important to you than to me, anyway. After all, you have to look at it.

Ha! So true! [Smile]

Cute article.
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ludosti
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quote:
My "just out of bed" look suggested I had been sleeping on an active volcano.
[ROFL]

Mine looks like I came from the land of Dragonball Z (ala Goku).
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[Eek!] Chris is Harry???
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