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Topic: Freud was right!
sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 02:30 PM
There's a simmering conflict brewing in our household. See, Diane and I each enjoy snacking occasionally at night. She's got some sort of chex mix thing and I keep a can of peanuts handy. Lately, it seems, she's not satisfied with her snacks. They're not good enough. I've caught her several times sneaking and helping herself to my stash. I'm trying to be understanding but I'm getting tired of dancing around the real issue here. This is obviously a classic case of peanuts envy.
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Nick
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posted June 27, 2004 02:33 PM
ooh!!! putalockonthecabintet! That's what I would do.
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rivka
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posted June 27, 2004 02:33 PM
*snort* Y'know, Chex Mix does come in a variety with peanuts already included.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 02:50 PM
quote: Y'know, Chex Mix does come in a variety with peanuts already included. rivka, Thanks for the oedipying remark. The thing that gets me is that this is the kind of thing I'd expect from a junger woman than Diane.
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TMedina
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posted June 27, 2004 02:57 PM
My, such language. I wonder if the nuts feel equally a-salt-ed. -Trevor
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 03:01 PM
Trevor, I'm not sure we need to subject things to that kind of analysis.
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 27, 2004 03:01 PM
Stephen, you are such a goober.
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Alucard...
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posted June 27, 2004 03:02 PM
I have this feeling that if I kept nuts in the house, my wife couldn't keep her hands off them either. [Runs to aisle 2]
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 03:03 PM
Bob, that id a terrible thing to say!
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TMedina
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posted June 27, 2004 03:05 PM
Find out what your wife's motivations are for handling your nuts. Getting her to open up might be pure shell, but then she could qualify as a court reporter. -Trevor
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 03:06 PM
Trevor, She already has a job. I don't think she'd want to undergo the transference.
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Phanto
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posted June 27, 2004 03:07 PM
I have to take the chance to go off topic and say I can't stand Freud, nor can I believe in his "theories."
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Alucard...
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posted June 27, 2004 03:08 PM
This would only make sense if your Psychology 101 professor made you watch the same videos but here it goes: "I'm Philip Zimbardo." We used to walk all over campus screaming louder and louder who was the real Philip Zimbardo... "I'm Philip Zimbardo". "No, I'm Philip Zimbardo". [louder this time] "No, I'm PHILIP ZIMBARDO!!!"
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 03:13 PM
(repressing reply to off-topic non-pun) Obviously, these are all complex issues.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 03:14 PM
(Has met Philip Zimbardo, who was annoyed with me and my comrades at the time. Memories...)
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Alucard...
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posted June 27, 2004 03:16 PM
I would love to meet him, because I would be compelled to go up to him and say, "I'm Philip Zimbardo" and then laugh hysterically.
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TMedina
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posted June 27, 2004 03:32 PM
quote: Trevor, She already has a job. I don't think she'd want to undergo the transference. It could be an interesting career change -> but can she type? Apparently the last one could only hunt and pecker. -Trevor
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 03:37 PM
I think this thread is regressing... Don't mind me, though. I'm just pulling your legumes.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 04:37 PM
I did talk to Diane about this. She said I was just being nutpicky and I shouldn't pecan her.
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punwit
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posted June 27, 2004 05:46 PM
I can only say to All, Mon Dieu!
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punwit
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posted June 27, 2004 05:49 PM
Perhaps I should have ceschewed replying at all.
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punwit
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posted June 27, 2004 05:51 PM
Mon dieu! I've balled up this entire series.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 05:52 PM
Stop! Cashew see this is a real problem? It's driving me nuts.
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 05:53 PM
Methinks you need Dr. Phil.
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TMedina
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posted June 27, 2004 05:54 PM
Well, stop pecan at it. -Trevor
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 05:55 PM
Someone brazilnut! Get it?!
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 06:12 PM
Don't go there!
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Ryuko
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posted June 27, 2004 07:10 PM
You guys are pun-nuts.
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 07:11 PM
"Al-mond" we are! Wait- you're playing off of "pine nuts," right? [ June 27, 2004, 07:13 PM: Message edited by: weezer ]
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Bob_Scopatz
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posted June 27, 2004 07:13 PM
Oh my god! I know who Philip Zimbardo is!!! that's hilarious! My friends and I used to run around campus yelling "MELLOW" at the top of our lungs. Um...guess you had to be there. Ah, the irony.
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 07:15 PM
Isn't it ironic? doncha think
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 07:27 PM
quote: Methinks you need Dr. Phil Don't you mean "Dr. Philbert"?
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 07:29 PM
I said what I meant, and I meant what I said.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 07:35 PM
OK, I am forced to admit that I don't have a clue as to the context of why the "MELLOW" or "I'm Phil Zimbardo" stuff is funny. I remember his film on the Stanford experiment. When I talked to him, he was wanting to know why we weren't protesting the deplorable accessibility at the conference hotel (the Amer. Psych. Accoc., which he was president of at the time, had chosen it) instead of protesting one of the presenters at his conference. (I think I was supposed to be impressed with how knowledgable and sympathetic he was in regard to disability access issues. Instead, I was totally unimpressed with the somewhat transparent and totally ineffective way he tried to approach us.)
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 09:05 PM
Ya know, I thought about seeing a therapist, but I blanched when I saw how much I would have to shell out. I say nuts to that. With the money I save I can go to Brazil.
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Dagonee
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posted June 27, 2004 09:09 PM
Those therapists probably laugh whenever they cashew those checks.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 09:12 PM
Well, this time the laugh would be on them. There's almost nutting in my checking account. [ June 27, 2004, 09:13 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 09:40 PM
I hate therapists! Especially ones that say "and how did that make you feel?" You know when they say that and their pen moves rapidly they're just playing tic-tac-toe.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 09:42 PM
"I hear you saying you hate therapists, weezer."
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 09:44 PM
I knew a therapist once who was terrified of patients. They really got him adlered. He was a real Freudy-cat.
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sndrake
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posted June 27, 2004 09:47 PM
Some people like to use therapy to explore the collective unconscious represenations of archetypes in their dreams. But that approach really only appeals to the Jung at heart.
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weezer
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posted June 27, 2004 10:01 PM
not to an old fogie like me, eh?
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TMedina
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posted June 27, 2004 11:37 PM
You have to admire therapists in general: It is quite ironic that one can convince a nut to shell out chashews. -Trevor
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