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fallow
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*flings drawers over the nearest broadband lien*

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TomDavidson
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The great thing about fallow is that one never knows whether the typos are accidental.
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It's scary, though. [Angst]

[ August 07, 2004, 06:26 PM: Message edited by: Eduardo_Sauron ]

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hm, violence... looks fun. *flings own drawers across room*
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beverly
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The thing about fallow is that I am never sure if he thinks I'm cool or if he is mocking me or both. It is rather disconcerting.
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T_Smith
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Liar liar, pants on fire? Caught them on the telephone wire?
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skillery
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The cable company came around a few years back and changed all the little plastic curbside boxes to big plastic curbside boxes. The new boxes say "broadband" on them. Same sucky underground cable.

Anyway, if "broadband" is only good as a place to hang your drawers, and your broadband is buried, then where do you hang your drawers, and what good is your broadband?

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Dead_Horse
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Might want to be careful flingin' those drawers, gettin' hit in the head by a corner hurts, and if you break it, it won't fit in the dresser anymore, and then where will you keep you underwear and socks?

*goes to get big catapult*

[ August 07, 2004, 09:07 PM: Message edited by: Dead_Horse ]

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fallow
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*gives a mighty heeve-ho to skill's elastic broadband and propels 'im toward the big catapult*

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HRE
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Erm, what are line judges? fallow asked me if I was one...

BTW, fallow, what about my thumb?

[ August 08, 2004, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: HRE ]

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beverly
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Fallow needs to come clean with a landmark and quit hidin' behind his literary amusements. He is long overdue by my accounting. Of course, after giving us some insight into that bizarre mind of his, he is welcome to go back to hidin'.
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skillery
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Line judges in tennis and volleyball make the call as to whether the ball is in or out, and whether the ball passed between the pylons.

Line judges in football keep track of the time.

I think when it comes to Fallow's drawers, we're definitely referring to the former.

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fallow
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bev,

do you write for hire?

fallow

PS. Skil...lery!

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beverly
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Sure, I'll let you pay me to write your landmark. I'm sure we can work out terms that are mutually agreeable.

*wrings hands in evil glee*

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Telperion the Silver
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Gah! Too cute!
*goes into cuteness convultions*

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beverly
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Unfortunately, I am *terrible* at writing fiction, so I would have *something* to go on....
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fallow
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bev,

you serious? what do you need?

*raises eyebrow and twiddles thumbs*

fallow

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