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Toretha
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Elizabeth
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"Picture a large man on a huge black and chrome cruiser, dressed in jeans, a t-shirt, and leather gloves puttering maybe 25mph down a quiet residential street…and in the fight of his life with a squirrel. And losing."

Ha ha. Oh my goodness!

I read that squirrels become addicted to nicotime from eating cigarette butts. They even jump at people who are smoking to get at theri cigarettes.

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Misha McBride
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[ROFL]
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But this was no ordinary squirrel. This was not even an ordinary pissed-off squirrel.

This was an evil attack squirrel of death!

It's too bad Saudade isn't around anymore. This would be right up her alley.
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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Squirrels in San Diego only steal your sandwiches...
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TheTick
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Stealing sandwiches?? BEWARE Saxon!!
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saxon75
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The squirrels in San Diego know better than to mess with me. Although, we don't normally go out for sandwiches when we're down there, preferring to take advantage of the very high density of very good taco shops.
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Noemon
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My mom sent me this as an email forward not too long ago. Very funny, entertainingly written, almost certainly fictional.
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Sara Sasse
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Yeah, there's a disclaimer of sorts in fine print at the bottom. 80,000+ hits, though.
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The squirrel screamed in anger. The Valkyrie screamed in ecstasy. I screamed in…well…I just plain screamed.
This seems alot like an ooc quote to me.
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