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ae
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Simple: I'll post an answer. You reply with a question which fits the answer, plus another answer for someone else to reply to.

A: I'm telling you, he had a cucumber.


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Are you sure that was a guy?

No, I said apple! What did you think I said?

EDIT: SORRY!

[This message has been edited by Human (edited April 19, 2002).]


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Okay, who ordered the crap ball?

A: Okay, once, when I was young. But that's it.


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Q: Have you ever worn a dress?

A: I was young, free and drunk so i couldn't help myself. It only happened once, i swear!


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Have you ever, even once, been right about anything?

No, but thanks for the offer.


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would you like a million dollars?

yes.

*edit for spelling of dollars*

[This message has been edited by MEC (edited April 19, 2002).]


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Doug J
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Q: Would you like to hurt celia60 too?

( Lol Celia60, good one)

A: It was Bob, not me!


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who asked me if i wanted to hurt celia60?

because of the ALIENS!!!!!


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Why are you wearing chain mesh underwear?


A: Because I can.


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Why are YOU wearing chain mesh underwear?

i don't know.


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Why does someone make chain mesh underwear?

Why not?

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Will you defend me from Doug and MEC?

I hadn't thought of that.


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Doug J
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Why am i so damn sexy?

A: Well, this is a complicated answer that should be dealt with in three parts:

1) Society. Society has a stigmata against this kind of behavior, except in some social groups. These small social groups don't always have things in common but what they do have in common is the common disdain for the more common society.

2) Personal Life. While condoned in public, it is practiced quite a bit in private. Polls and research has shown that this is true, people mostly enjoy this type of behavior in their homes but not in public.

3) Public Life. While encouraged in private life, it is rarely accepted in public life. Most people enjoy doing/seeing this in there own private homes but don't enjoy doing/seeing it in public. But as always there is an exception, there are some small social groups that do enjoy this in public and are constantly recruiting new members through public demonstrations and interviews.


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What's the big deal with picking your nose anyway?

I do not recall at this time.


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Have you ever thought doug was sexy?

And ruin my shoes!


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Care to help stomp these grapes?

You had to be there.


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Why is there a picture of you in a dress?

I didn't really have a choice.


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ph33r my l33t skillz!


I let the dogs out.


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Why did Doug wear the chain mesh underwear?

I plead the fifth.


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When was the last time you watched Barney?

Muahahahaha!!!!!


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Doug J
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Which do you plead for:

Women #1: Good looking gamer
Women #2: Nice looking Goth
Women #3: Sweet Housewife
Women #4: Good Career woman
Women #5: Ugly woman who will treat you like crap?


I perfer a river.


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Can you handle a small trickle of blood?

I lost track of time.


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What are you doing wearing a 17th century scullery maid outfit in the middle of the mall?

Purple monkey dishwasher! Purple monkey dishwasher!


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what's in your pants?

YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!!


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What happens if I start another Onanism thread?

NOOOOOOO!


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Am i sexy or not?


Ok, whatever...


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Do you want some chain mesh underwear?

Kablooey!


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Which wire do I cut?

Moscow.


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where'd my chain mesh underwear go?

umm...errr....noooo.....uhhhhh....whatever.


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Where did my baggage go?

You will be terminated!


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what happens if i jump up and down 30 times?

yeah, sure.


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I once read one of Thor's posts and thought, "Hey, that makes sense!"

Twelve gajillobongos, and five on weekends.


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How many kittens do you kill every week?

That's how I found it.


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What is that grenade doing without a pin in it?

Because God wills it.


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Why?

Because it was easier to just kill him.


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Why didn't Bill Clinton get impeached?

Quarter-pounder with cheese.

[This message has been edited by bruinlawyer2002 (edited April 19, 2002).]


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If I have a halfpound hamburger with cheese and split it with you, what do we each get?

Stupid mosquito just sat there on my finger.


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Why is there so much blood on my machete?

It's a woman thing.

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Why would anyone buy chain mesh underwear?

Stupid, stupid, stupid!


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How does it feel to not know how to get to the invisible thread?

That's the real question.


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How the heck can you make an invisible thread?

Stop teasing me.


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You want to know how to get in?

The answers are all around you.


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Where do I look?

God, I feel idiotic.


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So you're saying that you wore chain-mesh underwear under your dress, while asking how to get to the invisible thread?

I most definatly did not!


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Did you make it?
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Can you mess this thread up by not posting an answer at the end of your post?

It was Human!


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Who didn't include an answer?

Help!


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Q:Who wants to kick Human off this thread?

A: 006919


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What's a good starting place?

You'll get there.


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If the Universe is constantly expanding, am I? And if I'm not, will I ever get to my refrigerator?

I don't know, but these cheesy poofs are sure good!


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