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Deus
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Daniel Niemeyer Facts. Dan is one of my best friends and an extreme honor student. And he shows no emotion, ever.

- Daniel Niemeyer doesn't chew his food. He simply gives it a speech until it disintegrates

- Daniel Niemeyer was once on The Price Is Right and "guessed" the price of the item to 13 decimal places.

- Daniel Niemeyer's emotions can and will destroy the universe. That's why he has none.

- Time is an illusion. Reality is an illusion. Daniel Niemeyer, however, is real.

- The dinosaurs went extinct because Daniel Niemeyer gave a well written persuasive speech

- Daniel Niemeyer can punch a man in the soul

- The reason Daniel Niemeyer is so good at Jeopardy is because he can see through the squares

- When Daniel Niemeyer goes, he doesn't use a weapon. He simply stares at the animals until they lose the will to live and kill themselves.

- Daniel Niemeyer is always right. Reality, however, is often wrong.

- Daniel Niemeyer once got a 2nd place in a competion. Ever since then, 1st place has been missing

- Daniel Niemeyer once won one billion dollars on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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Dr Strangelove
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So what you're say is .... I should Google this guy?
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Nah..... This is one of my friends. We were talking about how cool it would be if we could get one of us all over the net, like Chuck Norris. If you have time, post some of these in other forums.
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